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The Vending Machine Game!
- Thread starter Tunolipede
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*Robo gets a small vial of bee venom and has his pair of camera drones cautiously scan it*
Robo:
Beeeee ba booooo baaaa...
*Robo inserts a hundred beat points into the machine after he managed to get an S rank earlier on his playlist*
Robo:
Beeeee ba booooo baaaa...
*Robo inserts a hundred beat points into the machine after he managed to get an S rank earlier on his playlist*
*gets a copy of Despacito on vinyl*
"Yeah boi"
*inserts a copy of Kirby Triple Deluxe*
"Yeah boi"
*inserts a copy of Kirby Triple Deluxe*
*a Nochrue gets a Nintendo 3DS with the top screen showing Kirby sucking up some health bars and other things on the screen*
Nochrue: N... No, Noch Noch Noc.
*the Nochrue carefully inserts a Time Potion into the machine, as the note on its back side reads:*
"A peculiar spray-type medicine for delaying wounds. It can be used to turn imminent damage into deferred damage, slowing the rate of harm for an injured Pokémon."
Nochrue: N... No, Noch Noch Noc.
*the Nochrue carefully inserts a Time Potion into the machine, as the note on its back side reads:*
"A peculiar spray-type medicine for delaying wounds. It can be used to turn imminent damage into deferred damage, slowing the rate of harm for an injured Pokémon."
You get everybody putting the blame for WWI on Germany.
Inserts the E3 Nintendo Direct
Inserts the E3 Nintendo Direct
TheJustinMann
Previously TheJustinMan
Gets a lot of people hyped for Banjo in Smash.
Puts in a fine wine and cheese.
Puts in a fine wine and cheese.
*A baby alien creature quickly rushes over and gets a miniature doll that appears to be intoxicated.*
???: *Sighs before putting down the doll and soon using a photon blaster on a nurse that he totally didn't steal from the Zalosian Armlos earlier.*
*The young alien inserts a lengthy note into the machine, which reads:*
"Part of the average Zolucation squad when called over, the Quaispt sports two pairs of photon blasters. A single round from this sidearm is often more than enough to incapacitate the average adult if hit in a vital area. The yellow quantum orbs the gun discharges are slow, and as such, can be easily avoided by many Helldivers. On the most challenging planets, the photon blasters are augmented to handle lightweight, highly explosive, electromagnetic rounds. This increases the weapon's accuracy, effective range and overall damage; a deadly trio of concoctions in a hellish time of war."
???: *Sighs before putting down the doll and soon using a photon blaster on a nurse that he totally didn't steal from the Zalosian Armlos earlier.*
*The young alien inserts a lengthy note into the machine, which reads:*
"Part of the average Zolucation squad when called over, the Quaispt sports two pairs of photon blasters. A single round from this sidearm is often more than enough to incapacitate the average adult if hit in a vital area. The yellow quantum orbs the gun discharges are slow, and as such, can be easily avoided by many Helldivers. On the most challenging planets, the photon blasters are augmented to handle lightweight, highly explosive, electromagnetic rounds. This increases the weapon's accuracy, effective range and overall damage; a deadly trio of concoctions in a hellish time of war."
TheJustinMann
Previously TheJustinMan
Gets a few duck eggs
Inserts a coupon for McDonald’s
Inserts a coupon for McDonald’s
You get the Deed to Pawnee park (Parks and Recreation)
Insert a green topped pokeball containing an enraged Rayquaza.
Insert a green topped pokeball containing an enraged Rayquaza.
Gets an empty insect cage.
Inserts a baseball bat.
Inserts a baseball bat.
TheJustinMann
Previously TheJustinMan
Gets a annoying little side b spammer
Inserts a sapper into the vending machine
Inserts a sapper into the vending machine
TheJustinMann
Previously TheJustinMan
Gets a Canadian Flag
Inserts a high voltage of electricity
Inserts a high voltage of electricity
Gets electrocuted...
Inserts 2 cents...
(Not two pennies but a two cent coin...)
Inserts 2 cents...
(Not two pennies but a two cent coin...)
Gets mini fruit snacks.
Inserts mini fruit snacks
Inserts mini fruit snacks
Gets nano fruit snacks.
Inserts unexposed film.
Inserts unexposed film.
Gets a tape with incriminating evidence on it.
Inserts classified folder...
Inserts classified folder...
Get a heavily censored document.
Insert r/Pokemon.
Insert r/Pokemon.
you get a missingno
insert a roly poly/pill bug...
insert a roly poly/pill bug...
you get a Daimaou Kosaka
insert a crayon...
insert a crayon...
You get a keychain...
Insert a bobble head
Insert a bobble head
You get a mountain dew...
Insert a 8-track tape...
Insert a 8-track tape...