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The Vending Machine Game!

Discussion in 'The Playground' started by Tunolipede, Jul 4, 2009.

  1. Hey! I've seen this somewhere, can't remember where ... anyway, I don't see that this has been done before on here, so here goes.

    It's simple: The first post inserts something into the 'vending machine' and then the second post gets something out. Then the same post inserts something, and so on. So it might be a bit like this:

    1st Post: *inserts coffee*
    2nd Post: Gets cocoa beans
    *inserts nuts*

    So yeah. I'll start.

    *inserts my hand*
     
  2. You get a coupon that when inserted you get something random. (Can be used later)

    *inserts cake*
     
  3. Gets icing

    *inserts a belue berry*
     
  4. Gets Razz Berry (pokemon reference xD)

    *inserts a phone*
     
  5. StellarWind Elsydeon

    StellarWind Elsydeon Armblades Ascendant
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    You get a Taiwanese Bootleg Legendary.

    *Inserts the Fourth Leg of Arceus*
     
  6. Teapot

    Teapot Virtual Duck Enthusiast
    Staff Member Administrator

    You get another sixty-eight legendaries, each more godly than the last!

    -inserts some antimatter-
     
  7. StellarWind Elsydeon

    StellarWind Elsydeon Armblades Ascendant
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    You get No Matter.

    *Inserts Mind Over Matter*
     
  8. You win a slot machine!

    I insert a quarter and some pocket lint.
     
  9. You get punched by the machine.


    *inserts a ::)
     
  10. StellarWind Elsydeon

    StellarWind Elsydeon Armblades Ascendant
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    You get fired!

    *Inserts a God. Here. Have a Deus In Machina*
     
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  11. I get punched.

    *inserts an Arwing*

    (Do a barrel roll!!!!)
     
  12. StellarWind Elsydeon

    StellarWind Elsydeon Armblades Ascendant
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    You get an X-Wing. Now try levitating it.

    *Inserts a green muppet with supreme mastery over The Force*
     
  13. You won a pair of shotgun sells and a rubber hammer.

    I insert a revolver.
     
  14. You get lazered by Dr. Octagonapus.

    *inserts Chao walker from Sonic Adventure 2*
     
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  15. Psycho Monkey

    Psycho Monkey Member of the Literary Elite Four

    Get teh kyutness

    *Inserts a rocket launcher*
     
  16. You win a Stel about to ROCKET LAWN CHAIR you.

    I insert yer brain.
     
  17. Psycho Monkey

    Psycho Monkey Member of the Literary Elite Four

    You get my warped reality yet sharp intellect

    I insert the hope of the universe
     
  18. You get the BSoD.

    I insert antidisestablishmentarianism
     
  19. StellarWind Elsydeon

    StellarWind Elsydeon Armblades Ascendant
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    You get Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!

    *Inserts Ubiquinone*
     
  20. The Vending machine explodes.

    *calls someone to fix it*
     
  21. Opportunity!

    WRENCH GET!
    (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

    I insert the key.
     
  22. Psycho Monkey

    Psycho Monkey Member of the Literary Elite Four

    You get a Keyblade

    I insert a heart
     
  23. The vending machine spits it out.

    *inserts Groudon*
     
  24. The machine melts. Congratulations, you just beat the game!

    I drop another Vending Machine.

    (Suicide game reference.)
     
  25. Yet another vending machine comes out. So now we have three: The original one, the one you dropped, and the one that popped out of it.

    I insert three pineapples.
     
  26. StellarWind Elsydeon

    StellarWind Elsydeon Armblades Ascendant
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    You get a lovely bunch of coconuts. Here they are, standing in a row.

    (Inserts Zeeky Boogy Doog)
     
  27. Aaand explosions occur D:

    I put in my old Pokemon Yellow version, which I just found on my desk. Warning, I went to glitch city over 9,000 times, and my Pikachu eternally hates me.
     
  28. Both off the vending machines warp to the 231,998th dimension.

    *drops another one then inserts Pokemon emerald*
     
  29. Out pops a large spiral galaxy, much like our own.

    I put in a pad of star-shaped sticky notes.
     
  30. The "PLEASE INSERT CORRECT CHANGE" light glows dimly...
     
  31. What did you put in?

    Since you put in nothing, you get a pineapple. One that is green. Because it's a space pineapple.

    I put in ten banana creme pies.
     
  32. The "PLEASE INSERT CORRECT CHANGE" light goes out as 9 of the pies are hurled at your face.

    Out Of Gaming- Classics. I like them.

    I insert a $100 bill.
     
  33. You get back a penny. And that's it.

    I put in a graphing calculator.
     
  34. You get $99.99 and a soda.

    I insert my penny.
     
  35. You get three pennies!

    I put in EVA Unit 01.
     
  36. You get a live nuke.

    I put in another penny.
     
  37. StellarWind Elsydeon

    StellarWind Elsydeon Armblades Ascendant
    Staff Member Administrator

    You get executed for high levels of annoyance.

    *Shoves all the excess vending machines into the one in the best mechanical state*
     
  38. Out pops a toaster. With bread inside! All you gotta do is plug it in, and then BAM. Toast.

    I put in a satellite.
     
  39. Psycho Monkey

    Psycho Monkey Member of the Literary Elite Four

    You get government secrets

    I put in Area 51
     
  40. You get aliens! Little green ones. They insist on eating your brain.

    I put in a small frog.
     

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