The Vending Machine Game!

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets a really bad choir

"I made a reference to a popular manga, and then to a book series, and no one got it"

Inserts a reversed wheel of fortune

 

[TheJustinMann]

Gets a wheel of misfortune

Inserts sanity into the machine

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets insanity...Not like I needed to get more, as I have recently had a psychotic episode, and a spike in anxiety

Inserts white fluff

 

[TheJustinMann]

Gets a Pokémon plushie

Inserts 1,000,000 Monopoly dollars

(OOF)

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a monopoly board

"What?"

Inserts Foxy the fox plush

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets a cringey 'Foxy Ish MaH HuSBanDO!1!11!' fanfiction.

'Ugh, that fandom is pure cringe. And I'm in the Hetalia fandom...'

Inserts a crazy fangirl having a tantrum because I like UkSpain, and not Spamano

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a five-hour rant video by a crazy fangirl

"I hate this sometimes"

Inserts a single 'moo' that's slowed down to be two and a half hours long

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets a very slow cow

Inserts abortion jokes

 

[TheJustinMann]

Gets a mad liberal

Enters a republican

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets Donald Trump

"Fuck no!"

Inserts one of Nue's UFOs

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a miniature Nue

"oookay"

Inserts grassy Pokemon food

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets one of every grass type

(Ok?)

Inserts a shiny mega gardevoir's dress

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a gorgeous black velvet dress

"So pretty and soft and luscious!"

Inserts a chimed dime

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets a dime

(I'm from England, so I can't do anything with this...)

Inserts a very cute dragon maid

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets Sakuya cosplaying as a cute dragon

"Awww..."

Inserts a speech-to-text box

 

[Riverrunner]

Gets a misinterpretation

Inserts a box of chalk hearts, but they're made out of actual chalk

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets a cloud of chalk dust

(Dafuq?)

Inserts Guzma's dad

 

[TheJustinMann]

Gets Guzma, who somehow ended up in the vending machine

Inserts a trampoline

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets my old trampoline teacher

Inserts my old ballet shoes

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a picture of you used those specific ballet shoes

"Huh, didn't know you did ballet"

Inserts a leafy onsondra of a mask, hood and cape (The Leaf Mask(AKA Axew)'s outfit)

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets a mysterious hooded figure

"Used to, but I had to quit after I screwed my legs up. I can no longer walk properly, or dance"

Inserts a cute button nose

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets a really cute figure with a button nose

"Awww... Cuooote figure"

Inserts a mini hang gilder

 

[Anomaletix]

gets a torn up hang glider

"oof"


inserts an opinion online

 

[TheJustinMann]

Gets the YouTube hate comments

“Wow.”

Inserts The Game of LIFE

 

[~Rinko~]

Gets all the dumb things that can happen in that game

"w.u.t."

Inserts a bake sale flyer

 

[What Did You Do To Snoke?]

Recieves a 'Cake walk.'

Inserts a copy of Star Wars Episode 4: a new hope in the vending machine

 

[~Rinko~]

sits through five hours of deleted scenes and gag reels from assorted star wars films

"How?"

Inserts a bit of orange pulp

 

[What Did You Do To Snoke?]

Gets a film: It's called 'Pulp Fiction'

Throws a bag of bad jokes in the vending machine.

 

[TheJustinMann]

Gets Sans the Skeleton

Enters King K. Rool

 

[What Did You Do To Snoke?]

Gets crocodile skin boots and Super Smash Bros Ultimate Hype.

Inserts Geno.

 

[Anomaletix]

Gets a long paragraph titled "Thank you Sakurai"

"cool"

Inserts a muppet

 

[Le Marsouin]

*a Slitoling comes over and gets a Kermit the Frog puppet*

[Pokémon talk]

*the twigslinger Pokémon inserts a note that reads*

The advanced move of Bullet Seed, one that some adult Pokémon have trouble mastering. A barrage of seeds are shot in rapid succession at the target.

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets a bullet seed

Inserts Jessie's dustox

 

[Le Marsouin]

*the Slitoling gets a lot of dust coming out from the machine, as he uses an Aero Scroll to blow the dust away*

*the little Pokémon inserts a Fakemon plush*

 

[What Did You Do To Snoke?]

*Recieves a Kiraru plush.

*Inserts a dead meme.

 

[Le Marsouin]

*The Timer arrives in a dropped, bullet-shaped elevator and comes over, as he gets a little boy screaming about revival due to him having a ray gun*

*The Timer inserts a Prime Primer*

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets a prime prime primer

Inserts a fine pair of Flamenco shoes

 

[Le Marsouin]

*The Timer gets a bunch of rather tall, pink shoes that makes him appear rather tall, though he doesn’t seem to like wearing them*

*The Timer inserts a note from the Ammonomicon MK II*

Matrix Cube
Bullet Timer, Active

Slows time to a crawl for a brief moment. Time is completely stopped during this moment if swapping weapons.

The art of utilizing bullet time was a fine art picked up by the gundead and various mages, though killing the past and future may take longer than usual now...

 

[Shiny Blue Gardevoir]

Gets put in slow motion

Inserts my cruelty as an authour to my own characters

 

[Riverrunner]

Receives a dead protagonist

Inserts an empty roll of tape