Shiny Blue Gardevoir

Thanks. I'm in kind of a bad place right now...

And I have POOCD (Purely obsessional OCD)

I dumb and you should all know that

Not anymore. Now you know

Not bad. Started a new group, and researched PTSD for my book. You?

Nothing Big.
I've been Taking up coding so I can get a nice job.
Also, I've had a lot more free time. Not sure why.

Cool cool.

"Without an editor!"
Yeah let me know how that turns out.

I dunno, it worked out fine for Stephenie Meyer XD ok no. I've written six novels, and over a hundred short stories, and only now am I looking at trying to publish my next work. A minute on the stage takes a thousand minutes under the stage, or so I've heard.

*a Totodile could be seen trying to drive his trainer's car, as he doesn't seem to realize that he's too short to reach for the gas*

It ended with me crying behind the wheel. Not good.

Hey, don't beat yourself up about it. Driving isn't exactly something people are expected to be instantly good at!

Yeah? Well yesterday I touched a big, black, hairy D- *gets banned*

Your own, or someone else's? *Also gets banned*

"Oh, there goes Indigo and his pet human, out for a stroll"

That's pretty much it

Shushie snake, let me love you with all of my body~

No, I couldn't keep a straight face ^^;

Nothing about you is straight.

Shush, I'm as straight as a circle!

Ah, there are your edgy jokes again. This is why I subscribed.

*the baby Lapras nods at you while turning an area upside down to figure out where his trainer hid his present, as it is hidden under a blanket in front of him-

The main focus is on Clear Quartz's search for the gem mutant containing the remains of Rainbow Topaz. Along the way, Homeworld gems will probably get involved, as will the very gem who shattered Rainbow Topaz

Introduce yourself however you feel necessary, just like in any other RP.

Uh...Mery Christmas to you too?

More often than not, actually

Yeah, and I’d want literal anime sparks flying between us

I made quite a few characters I wouldn't mind punting. Not all villains either.

If anything, that girl should say you owe her because she's had to put up with it.

I feel like every other status of yours is a subtle reminder that you’re ace XD

It's fine. It died anyway, so...

Oh my, I guess that was my fault...
Well, it was nice to know you weren't angry enough to ignore my apology.
Bye now.

Yup. Ask anyone who's ever said in public that they don't want kids.

I don't get what is so selfish about not wanting kid though?

Classic crab in a bucket mentality. People like that don't like seeing people with money, and freedom, and time to, y'know, enjoy life, so they put them down to make themselves feel better.

Not sure if you mean hamburger or the Hambug according to urban dictionary: "To bother someone, especially in an annoying manner."

Neither, I am referring to the mint sweets in my country, and the expression, 'bah humbug', usually used by people who don't like christmas, as once uttered by Ebenezer Scrooge.

The more you know~
*rainbow flies in the background*

What about “fuck me off”? That just sounds like a spit-mouthed nerd asking for a b'job

Ok, you get a slow clap because this is a fricken great plot twist xD

Phone: Ringringringring! Me: Okay, Wait a second here, kill me in a minute. Killer: *Pauses*

*a baby brachiosaurus slowly reads the comment, then almost accidentally spills his bottle of milk when he gets the twist*

*Polino grabs an etch a sketch from a toy box and quickly draws out the word that spells: Congrats*

I wish my bf would buy me a collar and a leash, but he's too nice.

@E.K.A.N.S. is into some kinky sh*t XD

@Shiny Blue Gardevoir You're actually RPing as yourself now. In Fall of Kalos, you named your character Rosalia.

Kinda. That character was originally supposed to be my avatar, but I decided to give her her own identity, because I thought playing as a self-insert was boring XD she has nothing in common with me now, aside from appearance, and a distaste for spoiled brats and coffee

Just as autocorrect has a distaste for the name "Rosalia."

Well, you can still collect num noms

True. They're expensive, tho, cuz I have to have them shipped over from America. Why won't they just sell the shimmer series over here, dammit?!

I could say the same about your cakes.

Why don’t you just live here? Then we’ll both be happy x’D

A wild lapras abeered