Shiny Blue Gardevoir

Slept like I had nothing to worry about except shitting and eating (^-^)

To be fair, when people say you sleep like a log, they don't mean your sleeping akin to a cylindrical piece of wood. Metaphors are weird.

I'll get Georgia to drop by yours with a pizza

Belize me, you won't regret it. I could always go for Samoa that taco bell.

Mhm. Irish I had some right now!

HA

Oh god, PHIL SWIFT IS TAKING OVER WITH HIS FLEX PRODUCT ARMY!

Half of my cupcakes burned, my fondant went grainy, I got yelled at by my mum, my plaques fell apart...It's been a real shitstorm

oh wow cant wait to see raining brown

*Polino nods in agreement, while floating over to you in his ring of colorful tetriminos, as he stacks some tetriminos and pentaminos to spell out the phrase of, “Shh, my babysitter doesn’t know I need a checkup.”*

Feel free! Fuck it with anything you like, as long as it's big, and painful!

XD

Like, what the hell is so great about summer? I hate the heat, I hate not being able to do anything without drowning in my own sweat, I hate going to the beach, I hate seeing dudes walk around shirtless (It's gross!)...Just...Ugh. Summer can go to hell.

no point in sending summer to hell when it’s a form of hell itself ;p

true

Sorry for being partially responsible for that.

Don't worry bout it mate

It's ok

Lemme ask you this: Are you ok? And has opinion on your brother changed?

I'm ok. My brother's a fucking idiot, though. He keeps promising our mum that he'll stop, and he never does. What is it gonna take for him to stop?

His own meme that hit 1bil views lol

I don't watch sports, but hope your team won!

We di, just barely. It was a teeeeeeeeeense game. Now, all that's left to do is win the world cup!

What do you hope to change it to?

You'll see soon enough

And now I see your name has been changed! Nice new name!

What happened? You poor child.

You ever tried to sculpt with them? I have to make an Xbox one controller for a cake I'm making, and I tried to make the basic shape out of rice krispie treats. Two hours later, and all I've got to show for my efforts is sticky hands, dirty pots, and a shape that's too big for the damn cake X.X

I have, but I don't think I've ever made such a complicated shape. All I've done were butterflies for dirt cake.

The truffle centre is made with white, not dark chocolate, and the base is made from biscuit, instead of wafer. I thought that it woukd better contrast the bitter dark ganache

*a Pachirisu could be seen clinging on your leg while his mouth drools, as he looks at the recipe as quickly as he can before his trainer can get to him*

All that's left to do is the taste test XD and the write up

Yup. I be a strange one

2018 will be teachers dressed up as Thanos playing Fortnite, I guareentee it

No. 2018, all the teachers will just be obsessed with Fortnite and occasionally mimic the yodeling boy from Walmart.

Just go. It'll save both of you the trouble

*Iago’s eyes start to become watery when he sees a kid-friendly poster that says: “No hará duele, nosotros prometer.”, while having no sort of response after that*

Whut?

I never trust food with words on the packaging. If I have to be told what it is, it's probably not that.

Do you want to join an PRP on discord?

Not on discord, sorry

Oh ok. Have good day anyways!

So I've only got 9 hours to live? Man what should I do with my final moments? ... This is too hard to decide, I'm going to sleep on it.

I think I'll go to the Fuck the Royals party in Liverpool. They, like me, were outraged that the royal family blew millions of tax money on a fancy wedding, when there are millions of people in this country who are STILL living in Grenfell death traps, and eating from food banks. So their 'party' was actually a fundraiser for the local food banks.

Rich People never change. I think you could find a million better uses for the millions put into military defense in 'merica in a world that needs it less and less. Not to mention frivalous parties. Shout out to Warren Buffet, Dolly Parton, and Bill Gates for their charity work, putting their millioms to good use.

Well, the cat could just be hungry and followed you on instinct.

But the dog theory is cuter.

True

They literally told me that it was uninhabitable. The family that were going to buy it had to be moved somewhere else, cuz there was a hole in the bathroom floor, and mould growing everywhere...

Ah, good ol bathroom sinkhole. But really, did you all slather the place in mold growing juice?

Nope. I have no idea how the hell that happened, when I was there for like six hours before I officially left, cleaning the place...

TRUUEEEE XD

Kinda the same across the pond. I walked through a swarm of midges today...

Oof

Not quite summer where I live yet. At least, it doesn't feel like it...And no mosquitoes yet.

Yup

Wow XD that sounds like something my brother would do.

Saw cat pram lady again, and she had a little sun-shade, and a harness up on her little darling

Its not really SAO its just VR Pokemon

Sorry mate. No sale.

Its no biggy

I don't know, I was just poking fun at the fact Kinder Eggs used to be Contraband

Wait, they're not anymore? Well, that's a first XD

Now you yanks can know the joy of eating that super-awesome chocolate shell, and then getting a crappy toy

They changed how the toys work. It's like a chocolate coated shell and you can see a big, obvious plastic line dividing it down the middle. Not really a Kinder Surprise egg, but it makes me gaff that people who ran those toy channels were doing something "illegal"

A little too fluffy for me. I like my romance with a side of adventure It's all yours, Cloudswift.

Alright, then if Wandering Soul would be alright with me RPing with them, then let's do this thing!

Sure thing!

Alright, what should I write on your tombstone?

Been tryna for several years now. Still haven't got a lock on your location, but I don't really wanna fucking know anyway

Indeed. No benefit whatsoever...

*Iago almost falls over on his crib while trying to add some sugar cubes to his bottle* I mean, that thing is made for something that’s far more than a hundred years old now that I think about it...