I read that as Pearlan peed and didn't even stop to question in until I was another 3 paragraphs down.
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I mean... when nature calls...
This made me spit my coffee.
Which ones? The Trump references or the innuendoes?I'm going to be honest, I don't understand some of the jokes Pearlan says.
I’ve said this before, but you are a pure and innocent soul.
(The jokes are mine, Pearlan is 100% serious about everything he says)
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It goes up to ninth form, you can probably fill in the blanks.
Found those Trump referencesHow did I miss Trump References?! I guess both
"There he is!"
"He makes the best kebabs!"
"He amputated my leg!"
"He saved us from the demon!"
"He plumbed my bathroom!"
"He's kind of cute... I wonder if he has a girlfriend..."
"I want him to plumb my bum!"
I'll have you know that I'm reading at a 4th grade level now! Thankyou very much...
Atleest my speling is on point.
ThatGuy was joking. These were the actual Trump references:
Building a wall and making
Though in his case he’s only taking over a small town. I’d rather not explain all of this and leave you confused, but I explained it anyway. XD
@Hecotoro Sen will be dealing the finishing blow to Vero out of nowhere and that’s how I’ll introduce him so please don’t have her get killed by Kit’s attack (though it’s too early for that anyway?) I’m going for a shameless kill steal with this one... like they’ve caught Vero in a vulnerable position and are literally about to kill her when he flies in.
@Clite of Dragonbow @ThAtGuY101 I think I’ll offer the position in the Suicide Squad to Shirage instead of Ren since he’s more likely to join, and I do need one of your demons in there so I can move the plot along. Ren can potentially join the Gravediggers or politely decline and continue playing cards with himself in his cave.
Everone’s speling is on point. Exept kyuu’s and Mango’s. Their speling everthing wrong.
@Clite of Dragonbow @ThAtGuY101 I think I’ll offer the position in the Suicide Squad to Shirage instead of Ren since he’s more likely to join, and I do need one of your demons in there so I can move the plot along. Ren can potentially join the Gravediggers or politely decline and continue playing cards with himself in his cave.
Essentially Ren will have an ultimatum... continue talking to rats and having no friends(unless the rats count) or dig up dead people and have evil demon friends(the demons he digs with will likely provide slightly more interesting than the rats)
Your Cow probably won't forgive you.I spelled celebrity wrong
And I bring a dishonor on me everyday, so don't worry.
(No clue, for me fight with Silence was already a really long one and thought about waiting for the rest, if their fights aren't great enough and end the job)
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The replies aren’t flowing as freely as they used to so I feel like people have had enough. Samui and Dolan have hardly done anything so you might wanna draw that one out a bit, they were behind to begin with so they’ll have to catch up, maybe they’ll timeskip to having defeated Preech if needed. Don’t worry if the fights aren’t epic, strategic or fulfilling enough, even though we’d expect something big from demons who possess Blood Arts; it’s only the start of the RP so we shouldn’t get bogged down.
what are we going to do after the demon fights? talk with our team? head to new missions?
Im waiting for preech and I think preech is waiting for everyone else?
ah... well take your time...
Have I spelled anything wrong?
Whoa, do you actually live on a farm? That’s so cool.I spelled celebrity wrong
Know who else lives on a farm? Dolan. Him and Akane, I ship it.
Dunno, can’t think of a witty enough response ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I currently have bad wifi so I can’t properly sit down and type out a post, as mine are rather long and have several parts. But I did make a new demon that we could fight at some point.
Name: Demonicki Minaj (Demi or Nicki for short)
Personality: Yeah, people love her for her personality and definitely not for her big butt. She’s vain, self-centered, and attention-seeking, desperately wanting to be called beautiful and incredibly insecure about her appearance. On the outside, she’s trashy, dismissive, shameless, and overconfident.
Appearance: Well-endowed and curvy, Demonicki is 5’2” with long, purple hair that reaches the middle of her back and pale gray skin, which her white top and pink booty shorts do little to cover.
Blood Demon Art: Big Butt - Unlike Father Sagi, who has to enlarge parts of his body to increase his range, she can stretch out her rubbery rear to hit foes from afar, smack them from the side like a whip, or slam her rump to the ground to produce a tremor.
Techniques:
- Boxing Buttocks: She shoots her cheeks out in quick succession, striking her opponents with jabs, hooks, and uppercuts.
- Super Bass: Powerfully slams her butt to the ground and raises an approaching wave of earth.
- Twerk of Death: She twerks her booty like two hypnotic, rapidly dividing and recombining bubbles, whipping up powerful, horizontal tornadoes.
- My Anaconda Don’t Want None Unless You Got Buns, Hun: She stretches her bum out like a snake, wraps it around her prey, and chokes it to death.
- Thunderclap and Flash: Spreads her cheeks out wide, catches an enemy between them, and swats them into the next world with a resounding, shockwave-producing *clap*. Turns around and *flashes* everyone else to create a distraction and get away.
Other: I guess you could say that compared to all my other bios, this one is *ass*.- Super Bass: Powerfully slams her butt to the ground and raises an approaching wave of earth.
- Twerk of Death: She twerks her booty like two hypnotic, rapidly dividing and recombining bubbles, whipping up powerful, horizontal tornadoes.
- My Anaconda Don’t Want None Unless You Got Buns, Hun: She stretches her bum out like a snake, wraps it around her prey, and chokes it to death.
- Thunderclap and Flash: Spreads her cheeks out wide, catches an enemy between them, and swats them into the next world with a resounding, shockwave-producing *clap*. Turns around and *flashes* everyone else to create a distraction and get away.
Backstory: Unlike Vero, who was in love with a farmer and wanted nothing to do with rich men, Demonicki purposefully used her looks to move up in the world, working as a humble assistant, bartender, or server at lavish cocktail parties and digging into the pants and pockets of many wealthy individuals. But with every casual fling she threw a part of herself away, until she looked in the mirror one morning and saw nothing more than a doll. She’d become so obsessed with looking pretty and pleasing the men who wanted her body that when the inevitable signs of age first appeared—a lone gray hair that she plucked from her head—Demi became distressed, believing that her life was over. She’d staved off time with countless plastic surgeries, but she’d exhausted her options. Nicki searched intently for a procedure that would undo the tightening grip of Death, which would slowly squeeze the life out of her and discard her like a wrinkled tube of paste, but she found none in the established clinics of the human world. Then, through a mysterious source, she discovered an underworld practice run by the Red Demon’s Lab Rats that could perform a revolutionary operation and grant immortality to women just like her. Nicki readily went through with it and woke up a bloodthirsty devil, who would go on to seduce countless males and jealously devour attractive females. The Lab Rats had offered her and several others the surgery with the intent of bringing them into the Mystery Eater’s fold, but like Father Sagi, Demonicki was selfish and wanted to unite the new recruits into a distinct branch with her as its leader. She and the other demons fought and lost to a Branch Leader, vowing to build an organization as complex as the Red Demon with an escort agency as their business model.
So there’s the second of the Red Demon’s “failed branches.” Men either frequent a gentlemen’s club that Nicki and her girls improvised from a rented building, or the demons send an escort to meet the client at a specific location and devour him.
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don't worry ekans! me good with big words and making smart come backs! As soon as head starts working again.
this character gets the Mineta seal of approval
If it’s Mineta approved then it’s definitely a good one.
this character gets the Mineta seal of approval
@Hecotoro @kyuukestu Back from vacation, been unmotivated to RP for some reason. We should really pick things up in terms of the fights. To facilitate that I'll introduce Sen sooner than I'd intended, so the next time Vero comes up and right when Phyra sets the first step of her plan in motion, Sen will come in and claim the kill. I think that saves us a lot of time waiting for her, Kit, and Miyaji to catch her in a vulnerable position, and it's no less infuriating, since Phyra spent all that time observing her foe and coming up with a strategy only for it to go to waste.
@OmnipotentOnion Could've put more in that post, but I'll save it for the next one. I don't need to cram everything into one, after all.
@OmnipotentOnion Could've put more in that post, but I'll save it for the next one. I don't need to cram everything into one, after all.
Phyra's plan was a pretty simple one through and through lol. I don't have any major issues with that though, go ahead.
Dolan and Akane? Well Dolan seems to be very polite, hardworking and very respectful. I wouldn't be surprised if Akane got interested. But it's too early to decide
Speaking of unlikely ships, Pearlan x Akane... and why not throw Akane x the Mystery Eater in there too (oh dear lord). I should really stop picking on Akane and ship Phyra with everyone instead, but I can’t unsee her and Miyaji. Samui x Sen because they’re both cold, plus a girl who takes off her clothes and a guy who won’t take off his scarf is an interesting contrast. Miyaji x Dolan could work too, since @OmnipotentOnion also lives on a farm, probably.I love Pearland's adventures
My favorite pairing of all, though, is Shirage x Kit, because if you put their names together, the ship is called...
Wait, is his name Shirade or Shirage?
@Hecotoro Yeah so in that case I think it’s your turn to post and act on Vero (Preech and Silence too), once you’re done with the celebrations. Happy holidays everyone, wonder if we can squeeze a Christmas episode into this
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Man, if you didn't quoted me @E.K.A.N.S. I would never be here. I stopped receiving notif.
Woah...So many ship making already? Not that I care, of course...
Shirade, on my phone autocorrect often makes Shirage.
Merry Christmas from the dummy one
Woah...So many ship making already? Not that I care, of course...
Shirade, on my phone autocorrect often makes Shirage.
Merry Christmas from the dummy one
I take it you've never went around wearing nothing but a scarf before?
speaking about holidays!... happy holidays third day of hanukkah ,and christmas eve! I already did all my holiday shoppin this year! and wrapping! It took me till yesterday cause
T’was a jest. Who ships slayers and demons anyway? Nezuko and Zenitsu