Crush a wish!

[riolu23]

lol i wanna fly to

 

[zezzyman]

(^You're a n00b and that post doesn't count)
Granted, now shes a Knuckeles fangirl

I wish I hadn't got food poisoning 3 days ago

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted. You got it today and you're throwing up like crazy.

I wish I remembered to save after getting to Sunyshore. (I started my game over so I could beat it without hacks. LEGIT FTW)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but before you saved someone took your DS and released your starter.

I wish I could spend one day without wasting any time.

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but now this website is considered a waste of time.

I wish you knew that my starter was a Lv. 30 Grotle.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but it still got released

I wish to go for a really long walk

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but right after you start walking, you break your legs.

I wish my mom would finally get back from Walmart.

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted. You are now a hermaphrodite.

I wish baconrocks would leave.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but creatures like that only leave if you ignore them. Don't acknowledge trash again.

I wish everyone, not just Ari, would head my advice.

 

[Aura]

Granted, but now no one won't take you seriously. You're now doomed to never laugh again...

I wish I didn't get to see the chickens at the farm become porn stars today.

 

[Brendan Savem]

For Monkey: Granted, but you're advice is terrible, no offence, and the status of the problems of others is over ten thousand times more worse. And for all eternity, your friends shall be in an endless monkey tantrum (jumping about, screaming, throwing poo, etc.), which makes you hate the sound of monkey screaming, and disgrace the fact that you are a monkey yourself, and so you kill yourself with lead poisoning

For Aura: Granted, but you miss out on making millions on the interweb through the distribution of one of the hippest thing of the year: Hen Hentai!

I wish people would just accept that they cannot take the throne of the King/Master/Baron/Princess of the baked dish known as the pie. (Oh yeah! And that I didn't eat Zacky's Birthday Pie instead of my midnight snacks)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, no pie for you. Ok, I think you confused me.

I wish I understood what Brendan said.

 

[Tunolipede]

Granted, but now you don't understand what you say.

I wish for this wish to be crushed.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, you're crushed along with it under a Snorlax

I wish I had cotton candy

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, complete with REAL cotton!!

I wish I was better at spriting.

 

[PokeFan8081]

Granted, but every computer you use explodes because of your awesome sprites

I wish i had a football signed by brett favre

 

[POH!KEMON]

Granted, but he writes "you bug me!" on your football

I wish Michael Jackson came back to life.

 

[PokeFan8081]

(Now that is an uncrushable wish, well almost)
GRANTED. but he only gets to perform for one day, then he dies again

I wish i can fly

 

[POH!KEMON]

Granted, but you can only fly for 2 seconds and then you die of heights.

I wish I knew Micael Jackson and his life.

 

[PokeFan8081]

Granted but you forget who you are and start thinking you are Michael Jackson

I wish i knew how to use the irc

 

[huntertalon]

I feel bad

Administrational Edit: And you're about to feel a lot worse. Read the rules. Any further SPAM will result in a ban, not just a warning.

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted. You now have swine flu.

I wish hunter read the rules.

 

[Tunolipede]

Granted, but now he annoys you in an un-breaking-the-rules kind of way.

I wish for a lime green DSi .

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but it comes without a battery.

I wish you knew who should help you sue the crap out of Nintendo.

 

[SineCosineTangent]

Granted, but it's a veerrryy pricey lawyer that gives you no money, even upon winning the case.

I wish I had waffles. With syrup. And butter.

 

[Mr. Cacti]

Granted, but the waffles, syrup, and butter are poison so you die and lose the game.

I wish I was back alive and couldn't die and got my cactus pokemon army back from the creepy fangirls and that the army couldn't faint, die, or revolt.

 

[SineCosineTangent]

Granted, but not even your army can protect you from being punched in the face for mentioning the game.

I wish for a bottle of Mountain Dew.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, it's dew fresh from the mountains. In other words, water.

I wish I could draw people.

 

[SineCosineTangent]

Granted, but then you can ONLY draw people. Nothing else.

I wish I could find the rest of my inking pens.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, they're octopi.

I wish I had my Turtwig.

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but it kills you.

I wish I wish a dictator.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but by saying 'I wish' twice, you spawn several dictators who start a civil war, and destroy your homeland, killing everyone on the continent in the process, well done gov...

I wish my uncle didn't fall for the latest 'epidemic'

 

[PokeFan8081]

Granted but he falls for the next evolved form of swine flu (which is much worse)

i wish i won 20 million chips in facebook poker

 

[Mr. Cacti]

Granted but they are hacked so you are hunted down by Facebook and deleted.

I wish my emmitor was here.

 

[Tunolipede]

Granted, but you lose everything you would emmit. Or whatever you call it.

I wish I hadn't just finished all the cookies. (They were tasty, though)

 

[PokeFan8081]

Granted but now the cookies eat you and think your tasty

i wish i didnt have classes tomorrow

 

[Mr. Cacti]

Granted, but My Army attacks you. ( If you don't know what my army is made of, read my previous posts.)

I wish my Army was known throughout the Poke'mon world.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, your army is know for sucking

I wish it was hotter today so I could have gotten in the pool >

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but the pool boils over.

I wish I was a force of nature.

 

[Jenova]

Granted, you are the smell of dog crap.
(Hey, it's nature and it forces us in a way.)

I wish the world of humanity would end.