Crush a wish!

[R. Jalx]

Granted, but all thats on TV is String related comercials.

I wish for a pencil

 

[Celadon]

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish there were actual pokemon in this world.

 

[Typhlosion4ever]

Granted, but they look so scary that nobody goes outside anymore.

I wish I had something to drink.

 

[R. Jalx]

Granted. You get blue gaterade, but its really colored Eye-Ball Juice.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but you get caught in the engine of a passing plane and are ripped to shreads

I wish I had a flamethrower (it would make shovelling the sidewalk and driveway so much easier )

 

[R. Jalx]

Granted, but you burn yourself, and get burned alive.


I wish I had rocket boots.

 

[PokemonDP]

Granted, but they blow-up when you try to use them.

I wish I knew how to make youtube videos. >

 

[R. Jalx]

Granted, but no one watches them.


I wish for some Peanut Butter. Yum.

 

[Typhlosion4ever]

Granted, but it has string in it.

I wish I didn't have to wear my jacket inside. (That's how cold it is here. )

 

[R. Jalx]

Granted. You freeze to death.


I wish I had peanut butter without string in it.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

( What kind of peanut butter is that?)
Granted,but you get allergic to peanut butter afterwords.

I wish my hands weren't cold.

 

[PokemonDP]

Granted, but you warm them by sticking them into a Lion's mouth... Ouch.

I wish I had a gecko.

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but it constantly bugs you to get car insurance. (Kekeke )

I wish I didn't have to get off my computer.

 

[Celadon]

Granted. You don't get off right now, but you have to do so after a nanosecond.

I wish I had a Milotic.

 

[Weeds]

Granted, but it accidentally squishes you.

I wish I wasn't so damned hungry.

 

[R. Jalx]

Granted, but you eat so much food you half to go to the doctor 3 times a day.


I wish I had some Chocolate...That an animal didn't drop!

 

[Typhlosion4ever]

Granted, but it turns out you're allergic to it.

I wish I had a Growlithe.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, and it is the most friendly and loyal Growlithe there ever was. Problem is it is so fiece at protecting you that when someone breaks into your house Growlithe burns the place down when it uses Fire Blast to get rid of the intruder.

I wish my dog hadn't woken me up early today with her barking and crying.

 

[R. Jalx]

Granted. You sleep in soooooooo late you end up dying.


I wish I had an Eevee.

 

[Typhlosion4ever]

Granted, but it evolves into a Flareon and burns you.

I wish my dog didn't sniff me to wake me up.

 

[R. Jalx]

Granted. You sleep in soooooooo late you end up dying.

I wish That my new Flareon wouldn't burn me, and loved me.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but then you return it to it's Pokeball and it gets broken so you can never do anything with it again. (That was horrible.)

I wish stuff didn't break.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but now it's impossible for things to be broken by clumsy kids, parents get bored, and punish every child for absolutely no reason (such as staying after school for ten minutes)

I wish school wasn't so pressuring

 

[Celadon]

Granted, but now it is so lax that it does not teach you anything, and when you grow up, you can't get a job anywhere.

I wish I owned a school.

 

[R. Jalx]

Granted. But a science teacher releases a strange chemical and after everyone evacuates the school blows up.


I wish for a Riolu,who loved me,and I didn't have his pokeball cause he hates being in his pokeball.

 

[Typhlosion4ever]

Granted but he gets stolen.

I wish I had more donuts.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but they make you fat

I wish I could get online on my laptop so I wouldn't have to compete with the rest of my family for the computer.

 

[R. Jalx]

Granted, your laptop explodes though.

I wih my Riolu didn't get stolen.

 

[jertyuiop]

Granted. Instead someone shoots it while you're not looking.

I wish that i would find my Pokemon Diamond.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but the game is corrupt and constantly deletes itself when ever you catch a Legendary.

I wish I could get a haircut soon.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but the barber shaves your head.

I wish I could trade with Midnight today.

 

[Aura]

Granted, she can, but you can't

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted. You wake up by your own very powerful Riolu, who has mastered the aura by himself without evolving. So you to go on a mystical magical adventure and have a lot of fun and junk. And nothing bad happens to you guys. But I get hit in the head for doing this again. (I don't remember what page, but I did this for DayU onetime, although it was much more epic.)

I wish that the grant I gave was much more epic.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but half of Charms loose their minds because their brains can't handle the epicness.

I wish that grant was more thaught out.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but... come to think of it, I don't really need to say anything! You already crushed your wish

I wish I could get myself to try and fix my Wi-Fi

 

[Typhlosion4ever]

Granted but you just end up breaking it more.

I wish my Wii was working. >

 

[jertyuiop]

Granted. But it starts doing your home work and gets it wrong instead of working playing games.

I wish my grant didn't have to play around with words.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, you don't say what you're trying to say and end up saying that T.4.E is having urinal problems

I wish the Wii wasn't called the, well, Wii (the pun involved made people think I really needed the toilet when I first got my Wii)

 

[jertyuiop]

Granted. Instead it is called puu. :-X

I wish that people didn't make fun of pokemon.

 

[XJirachiX]

Granted, so they make fun of you instead

I wish we had some milk that isn't expired