Crush a wish!

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but they taste like dog food.

I wish people would give me a break and not request so many sprites. I have a life, too. :'(

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, but now nobody requests and you find yourself incredibly bored and feel like a failure (that's how I picture myself feeling should I start a fic)

I wish dog food tasted like doughnuts

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but now donuts taste like cat food.

I wish I wasn't stressed out.

(I don't care if anyone requests anymore. I'd rather close my sprite thread and have a comic thread.)

 

[Brendan Savem]

(worth a try...)

Granted, but you can never get stressed again, and stress is needed to release adrenaline for the fight-or-flight response so you get eaten by a bear 0.o

I wish I could run at supersonic speeds

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but you crash into a brick wall. (Sorry.)

I wish I never had to do anything I didn't want to do.

 

[Brendan Savem]

(so do I... so do I...)

Granted, but now everything you want to do bores you so you don't have anything to do

I wish I had spider-man powers

 

[Stark]

Granted, but you looked like a spider as well. Then a bird ate you. Yummy.

I wish more people would post in my shop! *See sig link*

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, but they're hard and pointless (sorry)

I wish my parents weren't in such a rush to drag us to the beach (again...)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

(Why don't you want to go to the beach? I'd jump at the chance to go)

Granted, they're now in a rush to drag you to a reletive's house you hate

I wish I could go to the beach

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but it's freezing cold and you're in your bathing suit.

I wish more people would join the www.pokemonxs.com forums.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but they're all n00bs who do nothing but spam.

I wish someone didn't eat my pop-tart.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, you ate it, but it's stale. Sorry. :-\

I wish had magical powers.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but they're lame magical powers.

I wish that I wasn't sick.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but your parents are, and you have to do the chores while they try to get better. (Sorry.)

I wish I had a coat.

 

[Farfetchd]

Wish granted, but it's ugly.

I wish I had enough on my EMA to get my violin fixed.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but you never learn how to play that Pokemon song on your violin that you wanted to. (Sorry.)

I wish I knew how to make a specific character look for my friend's game. :-\

 

[Teapot]

Granted, but you never get the free time to make it.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but life gets boring and you decide to sleep anyways.

I wish that Powerade actually had flavor. :/

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, it tastes like toilet water

I wish my internet wasn't being so slow

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but your BRAIN is being slow.

I wish that I could eat actual food. (Being sick is failure.)

 

[xGxAxBxYx]

Granted, but you choke on it and your doctor says you can't have normal food ever again. For the rest of your life your fed through a tube. (Sorry)

I wish I could beat my Diamond already so I can post a Trading Thread.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but you can't trade with anyone. (Sorry.)

I wish people would stop asking for requests. (I need a break!)

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but you start to suck at spriting...XD

I wish that I'd make a sprite thread...

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but no one posts except me. (Sorry.)

I wish I knew why something happened on a certain site.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but then you reget it.

I wish The Cresent Moon Kingdom Naruto movie would come out in the U.S. on DVD already!

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but you don't get one. (Sorry)

I wish that I wasn't dancing right now. XD

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, you break your leg so you can't.

I wish they weren't making a live action version of Akira.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but its the same version as the Shrek movie. (Sorry.)

I wish the dummies on pokemonxs didn't hate me for posting "too much."

 

[Perfect-Chao]

(that place is still running)

granted but you dont post anymore

i wish i knew why i was peed off

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but it was for a silly reason.

(This is the reason why I was suspended: "Stop letting XS run your life. Go outside. Come back tomorrow and tell us you have a boyfriend and aren't going to spend ALL DAY on XS." That is NOT a legitimate reason.)

I wish I didn't have to go to college today so I could start my comic.

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, but you don't get any progress done and you have college tomorrow so you can't work on it then

I wish I had more imagination these days

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but it becomes so overactive you can no longer distingish reality and fantasy and slowly slip into madness

I wish I could get over my seasonal allergies quicker.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but then you get hit by 9000 different cold viruses. (Sorry)

I wish that my school started later.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

(It's over 9000!!!!!! Sorry, couldn't resist.)

Granted, but now you get out of school later to make up the lost time.

I wish I get a good grade on my Chemistry test on Wednesday

 

[Aero]

granted but you fail every test after that

I wish I had an eevee

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but it's dead. Have fun!

I wish I could get and listen to all the Fall Out Boy CDs.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but they burn after wards.

I wish that I'd work on my homework already.

 

[xGxAxBxYx]

Granted, but all the answers are wrong so you get a F.

I wish I could catch a shiny Aipom in Diamond.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but it has really bad stats.

I wish my face didn't hurt.

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, now several other places hurts

I wish I had a whole day off