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baratron

Staff Member Moderator

baratron

Moderator of Elder Scrolls, Female, 43, from London

Psychic

Messages

1,078

Written Works

2

Artwork

4

Likes Received

311

Trophy Points

355

Followers

99

Following

24

Last Activity

Jul 4, 2019 at 11:39 PM

Joined

Oct 8, 2004

Birthday

Jun 21, 1976

Favourite Pokémon

Mightyena

Nature

Quirky

Characteristic

Highly curious
Works
- What the Innkeeper Saw
  
  The Dragonborn and his friends walk into your inn. After saving your village from a dragon, they have to save the Dragonborn from its soul. A Skyrim fanfic. Canon-typical violence with Angst. Rated Teen.
  
  Sep 26, 2013 4,517 words 1 Like
- Martin Septim
  
  Oct 2, 2014 4 Likes
- PokeMondrian
  
  Oct 6, 2013 16 Likes
- The Writing on the Wall
  
  Hadvar was in charge of the prisoner list when the Imperial Legion tried to execute Ulfric Stormcloak at Helgen. Among the prisoners was an amnesiac priest from Cyrodiil, who knew nothing other than that his name was Martin. He wasn't on Hadvar's list, and was clearly not a Stormcloak, but the Captain in charge said he should be executed anyway. Then a dragon appeared in Skyrim for the first time in centuries, and burned the town to the ground. Hadvar fled to Whiterun, to tell Jarl Balgruuf what had happened, taking Martin with him. Now they're in Bleak Falls Barrow looking for a Dragonstone for Farengar, Balgruuf's court wizard. They encounter many undead warriors, and a strange stone wall with mysterious runes engraved upon it. One of them has the *oddest* magical experience, and the other has to save him from certain death. A Skyrim story. Canon-typical violence and gay content. Not suitable for children. Part 1 in a series.
  
  Nov 8, 2013 5,000 words 6 Likes
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1. MemeSelf
  Why do not make trainer cards?
  
  Apr 29, 2019
  1. Excalibur Queen likes this.
2. Trainer MX
  Dear baratron, I just wanted to know if you could send me a link to a certain trainer I found in the trainer card maker called Jack by Xeinzeru (it's located under other) so I could download it 'cause it's so cool! (If that's okay)
  
  Nov 24, 2018
  2. StellarWind Elsydeon
    That's not allowed, I'm afraid! TCM assets may only be used within the TCM itself for the purpose of making trainer cards and for no other use whatsoever.
    
    Nov 25, 2018
  3. Trainer MX
    ok sorry.
    
    Nov 25, 2018
3. Shadow_Pup
  Random Question
  How did you become a staff member?
  It's not that urgent I was just interested
  
  Oct 28, 2018
  2. Skyst
    Same here - It'd be cool to know.
    
    Nov 14, 2018
4. baratron
  Happy Pokecharms Day! 15 years, and I've been here for the past 14... how time flies.
  
  Mar 17, 2018
  1. Glitchy Gold, XenoRed, VaccineKitty and 2 others like this.
5. CosmicKai227
  Hello, I have a question. May you change my age, please? When I was signing up, my friend told me that it would be funny if I looked like a 40-year old by putting my birth date as 1977, so I did it, and now I want to change it back to my real age. My birth year is 2004. If you decide to change it, thanks in advance!
  
  Aug 18, 2017
6. baratron
  I have spent most of the past few months doing extremely boring paperwork...
  
  Aug 4, 2017
  1. HawluchaTheHawk likes this.
7. Protactinium Nitrogen
  Am I allowed to make a would you rather on the forums?
  
  Jul 21, 2017
  2. baratron
    If it's a new forum game, it needs to be approved via this thread.
    
    Otherwise, it needs to go into the correct forum category. Pokemon Chat if it's Pokemon-related, Small Talk otherwise.
    
    Aug 4, 2017
8. baratron
  Going to have lunch with other Pokecharms moderators today. Yay for travel!
  
  Feb 11, 2017
  1. Lime Weedle, 33v33_lover, Andrewski and 1 other person like this.
  2. Flame the Trainer
    Good to see yah back! But wow lunch with them all, good luck!
    
    Feb 11, 2017
    
    33v33_lover likes this.
9. TundraZap
  Do you do requests? (Like the art you did on your PokeMondrian art)
  
  Sep 28, 2016
  2. baratron
    I don't have time for requests, sadly. Nor is my artistic ability all that good .
    
    Nov 17, 2016
    
    TundraZap likes this.
10. baratron
  I was sitting in bed getting ready to sleep when BAM! Fish Polka earworm from nowhere. I blame @KoL.
  
  Jul 26, 2016
  1. Flame the Trainer and Shiny Lyni like this.
  2. Teapot
    And now it's going to be stuck in my head all day too!
    
    Jul 26, 2016
    
    Flame the Trainer likes this.
  3. KoL
    You cannot run or hide from the Polka. John Romero is omnipresent and omnipotent.
    
    Jul 26, 2016
    
    Flame the Trainer and The Protato like this.
  4. Flame the Trainer
    I have to try. *runs into a wall*
    
    Feb 6, 2017
11. baratron
  I have been sick for a whole month. First a bad cold or flu, then bronchitis. BORED NOW. Want functioning lungs again please!
  
  Jul 16, 2016
12. baratron
  I'm not dead, just very busy with Elder Scrolls Online .
  
  Jul 2, 2016
13. SparkyLewis949
  
  Apr 13, 2016
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  3. Andrewski
    Did you just call Markiplier annoying? Did you just call Markiplier a game reviewer?
    
    Mar 12, 2017
  4. Teapot
    He is definitely one and pretends to be the other.
    
    Mar 12, 2017
  5. Andrewski
    He's not, actually. He's just a Let's-player.
    
    Mar 12, 2017
14. baratron
  Glargh. Has anyone managed to catch Manectric in Pokemon Shuffle? The stupid Safari has never even loaded that level!
  
  Nov 18, 2015
  2. Greno
    Yea I got one like 2 months ago
    
    Aug 15, 2016
15. baratron
  The Daily Pokemon in Pokemon Shuffle is DUNSPARCE!
  
  Nov 10, 2015
16. baratron
  I'm in Canada! Back next Friday (11th).
  
  Sep 1, 2015
17. baratron
  News that will surprise no one who plays online games: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/07/22/oi_loser_you_got_beaten_by_a_woman_so_what/ (Beaten blokes hate the women who frag them in online games)
  
  Jul 24, 2015
18. baratron
  Look out for my husband's name in the credits when you go to see Ant-Man: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1684535/ (Richard Garnish - IMDb)
  
  Jul 20, 2015
  1. Teapot likes this.
  2. SparkyLewis949
    He worked on John carter as well? Damn, you married a great man
    
    Aug 18, 2015
19. baratron
  Yesterday someone earned the "distinction" of being the 1st player EVER to get on my ESO Ignore list because of gameplay rather than chat.
  
  Jun 26, 2015
  1. The Voltagonist likes this.
  2. FalChromiforme
    not sure whether or not to applaud . . .XD
    
    Jun 26, 2015
  3. baratron
    This is what she did! http://forums.uesp.net/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=39037&p=1223489#p1223489 (UESP Forums • View topic - Group PvE Categories)
    
    It was the first time I've ever had THAT MUCH of an idiot in a V14 (maximum level) pick-up group. Sure, in lower levels? Not at V14.
    
    Jun 26, 2015
  4. FalChromiforme
    I . . . wow. How did this person even get to V14?
    
    Jun 26, 2015
20. FalChromiforme
  Happy 39th birthday HL~
  
  Jun 21, 2015
  1. The Voltagonist likes this.
  2. baratron
    Thanks
    
    Jun 22, 2015
21. baratron
  It was great to see @Doctor Oak, @Prof. Cinders, @Teapot, @Demelza and @Linkachu on Saturday!
  
  Jun 9, 2015
  1. AzureEdge, FalChromiforme, Demelza and 1 other person like this.
22. baratron
  I really hate t-shirts whose labels still itch even after you've cut out as much as you can without wrecking the structural integrity!
  
  May 31, 2015
  1. FalChromiforme and AzureEdge like this.
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  3. baratron
    Have done so .
    
    Jun 9, 2015
  4. _Umbreon_
    Yay!
    
    Jun 9, 2015
  5. _Umbreon_
    Can you do it again?
    
    Jun 9, 2015
23. baratron
  Finished Phoenix Wright: Dual Destinies & have downloaded the 3DS remake of the first 3 games. Playing Ace Attorney now.
  
  May 8, 2015
  2. baratron
    Interesting to see how the series has evolved from a very interactive visual novel where you get to make choices all the time into one with much more complicated stories, but where you sit there for ages pressing "next" without any gameplay as such. Hrm. I did enjoy the stories in Dual Destinies, but sometimes I wished the two lawyers would stop talking to each other and let me get on with the plot.
    
    The orca DLC! ♥
    
    May 8, 2015
24. baratron
  Phoenix Wright: Dual Destinies is eating my life. OBJECTION!
  
  Apr 28, 2015
  1. The Voltagonist, Cuddles, AzureEdge and 1 other person like this.
25. baratron
  My generic medication is called VENSIR. Doesn't it sound like a Bug-type Pokemon? Probably an evolution of Pinsir which adds Poison
  
  Apr 4, 2015
  1. VaccineKitty, AzureEdge and StellarWind Elsydeon like this.
  2. SparkyLewis949
    It sounds to me like a fusion for Venusaur/Pinsir to be honest.
    
    Jun 13, 2015
26. paranormalSpooks
  … Ima @Karley Young
  
  Apr 2, 2015
27. baratron
  I am shocked to discover that Pokemon Shuffle is actually (a) pretty awesome and (b) more fun than Pokemon Link Battle .
  
  Mar 5, 2015
  1. Percabeth316 and The Voltagonist like this.
  2. baratron
    I'm sure it's not right for the free game to be better than the paid-for game. Ah well. My thoughts can be found here.
    
    Mar 5, 2015
28. baratron
  Gah! I just discovered that my Game Boy Advance Pokemon games aren't in their boxes! Which means they're somewhere ELSE in my messy house.
  
  Feb 26, 2015
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  3. Shiny Lyni
    go through the Hoenn Pokedex and see who stands out most to you? ^^; It's the best alternative I can think of besides looking for the games themselves.
    
    Feb 26, 2015
  4. baratron
    I actually wrote about my terrible original Sapphire team here on the forum in 2005, but the post went missing in the Fallout. However, I am fairly sure that there is a copy of it on Ye Olde Windows XP machine. So I need to attempt to boot that up. Alternatively I could tidy my house to find the GBA cartridges, but honestly, it'll be quicker to attempt to resurrect Ye Olde PC .
    
    Mar 5, 2015
  5. Shiny Lyni
    Fair enoughs! Best of luck getting everything back ^^
    
    Mar 5, 2015
29. MyLittlePwny777
  hi im new to charms, i joined 1/13/2015. im trying to make friends besides the only one in my class who is on charms,who also sits next to me.so can you please check out my page, and maybe reccomend me to some people or not i dont want to be forceful.sorry if i was forceful very sorry.
  
  Jan 15, 2015
30. baratron
  So I have a date for my exam: Friday 30th January at 1.30 pm. Took long enough to arrange . Will be fairly busy 'til then.
  
  Jan 12, 2015
  2. Azur
    Good luck! ~♥
    
    Jan 19, 2015
31. Paolinne Mae
  Hi, I'm new here, I just want to know where to put suggestions of a Trainer Sprite? I already have a Gym Leader Valerie Sprite here but I don't know where to put it
  
  Jan 3, 2015
  2. baratron
    The obvious place to post the sprite would be on the Creative Corner.
    
    Jan 12, 2015
  3. baratron
    I am not sure what you mean by "suggestions" of a Trainer Sprite - if you want to post that sprite and chat to other members to get ideas for other sprites, then the best place would be the Spriteworks and Sprite Comics forum, but please do read the rules.
    
    Jan 12, 2015
32. baratron
  Pretty sure I once said that when I grow up, I will stop leaving my coursework until the last minute. Now I'm 38 and STILL doing it...
  
  Dec 10, 2014
  1. FalChromiforme, seel129, AzureEdge and 1 other person like this.
  2. seel129
    that is me every weekend
    
    Dec 19, 2014
33. Shiny Glaceon
  Hello! Whats an Elder Scroll?
  
  Nov 14, 2014
  2. baratron
    You know, I have been trying to think of a simple answer, and the best I can do is to refer you to the UESP wiki: Elder Scrolls.
    
    In practice the Elder Scrolls games are a series including Oblivion, Skyrim, and Elder Scrolls Online, and I have played each of them for thousands of hours.
    
    Jan 12, 2015
34. baratron
  Happy birthday, @Teapot! Thanks for all the work you do around here
  
  Nov 9, 2014
  1. seel129, Teapot and AzureEdge like this.
35. baratron
  Blah. I am not getting Alpha Sapphire until 13th Dec, because I am being a Responsible Adult & waiting until AFTER my huge deadline at uni.
  
  Oct 21, 2014
  1. ignitusfire12 likes this.
  2. baratron
    Being a Responsible Adult sucks.
    
    Oct 21, 2014
36. baratron
  Saw BEARS at Antwerp Zoo today. Yay, bears!
  
  Sep 15, 2014
  1. Teapot, Linkachu and Shiny Lyni like this.
37. Sy Kage
  Hey baratron. I saw your Friend Safari in the thread, and added you to my Friends list. Maybe you could add me back? My FC is 1607-3117-3364
  
  Sep 9, 2014
38. baratron
  Urgh! Who in my family decided to give out my email address to others without asking me first?! That's MY private contact information.
  
  Sep 3, 2014
  2. Linkachu
    Ick. That sounds terribly irritating. Someone deserves to be bricked for that. xp
    
    Sep 3, 2014
  3. The Voltagonist
    Just pretend you're foreign if you're emailed by anyone you don't know.
    
    Sep 3, 2014
39. baratron
  Sorry guys, my aunt died rather suddenly and I haven't been feeling at all social. Will be away until I feel better, funeral is 1st Sept.
  
  Aug 22, 2014
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  3. Shiny Lyni
    Wishing you and your family and everyone else all the best.
    
    Aug 22, 2014
  4. The Voltagonist
    *sends virtual flowers*
    
    Aug 28, 2014
  5. Linkachu
    I'm rather ashamed that I missed this entirely. Even if it's late, *sends a big hug and lots of shiny cutlery*. I hope that you're feeling a bit better now or feel better soon. Take care.
    
    Sep 3, 2014
40. baratron
  Blargh. I hate getting phone calls from bailiffs for some guy who I've never even heard of who wrote OUR phone number down as his contact!
  
  Aug 11, 2014
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