The Chatlog Topic!

[Toru]

<carcinogenetecist> the third elite four member is a drag queen
<Tun> xDDD
<carcinogenetecist> if thats not true
<Tun> (@Toru)
<carcinogenetecist> it SHOULD be
<Jenova> xD\
<Jenova> I agree.
<Tun> /or/ my brother
<Jenova> Or someone from the game "Privates."
* Tun points at the Members Pic thread and her brother standing to the left of the snowman c:
<Jenova> Toru knows what I'm talking about xD
<Toru> Oh look. A massive Vagina!
<Toru> xD
<Tun> Oh, dinner~!
<carcinogenetecist> i can sing bits of this song now!
<Jenova> YES XD
<Jenova> ...
=-= Tun is now known as Tun|Dinner
<Jenova> Lol the timing.
<Toru> ... XDDDDDDDDDDD
<Tun|Dinner> >>
* Tun|Dinner waves
<Jenova> YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME, I"M /AIDS/
<Jenova> Bye Tun D:
<Tun|Dinner> See you ♥
<Toru> See you later. Enjoy your...
<Toru> Dinner!
<Toru> xDDD
<Tun|Dinner> .. D:<
* Toru might log that xD
* Tun|Dinner hugs and gives pastries before dsappearing now
<Tun|Dinner> ... you should :V
* Tun|Dinner disappears for real now xDD

I hope Tun enjoys her dinner xD

 

[Jenova]

We were in our "seekrit" base :V
Also, Toru's gender is a mystery.

<Jenova> I like these small chats.
<Shiny> Same~
<Shiny> GIRLS ONLY
-->| Toru (chatzilla@37CC1803.5414A21F.CFEB435B.IP) has joined #absol
<Jenova> It's easier for three-way queries.
<Jenova> ..
<Shiny> ...
<Jenova> XD
<Toru> YEAH
<--| Toru has left #absol
<Shiny> wow XD

 

[Tunolipede]

I hope Tun enjoys her dinner xD

No homo. >:T

My timing sucks so baaaad.

Also, Toru's timing is lolsome too, at points. :U (and I swear I spoke in that time xDD)

 

[Shiny Motley]

[15] * Virgil gives Tun a banana
[15] <Tun> ... C':
[15] * Tun unpeels the banana and eats with eternal fruity gratitude ♥
[15] <Tangrelle> Why did I read unpeels as upgrades
[15] <KaruDelmore> like Porygon? o-o
[15] <KaruDelmore> Banana became Banana2 O.o
[15] <Tangrelle> Of course
[15] <Tangrelle> Banana evolved into Banana-2
[15] <Toru> Banaaana!
[15] <Tangrelle> And then Banana-Z
[15] * KaruDelmore (chatzilla@19688D9B.6A314AE3.57F8794D.IP) Quit (Broken pipe)
[15] * carcinogenetecist (homosaurus@CAE34271.1E4723B9.8A0B88A2.IP) Quit (Broken pipe)
[15] <Toru> Oh! Banana.

The complete randomness of chat~

 

[Jenova]

<Tangrelle> For some reason
<Tangrelle> I really want that old lady in BW
<Tangrelle> Who always asks if you wanna take a rest
<Tangrelle> Like in RSE
<Tangrelle> Cause she's so nice :>
<Jenova> Like the lady from Stark Mountain?
<Tangrelle> I think so?
<Tangrelle> I forget
<Tangrelle> They just asked you to rest
<Tangrelle> Even after you rested
<Jenova> Yup xD
<Tangrelle> I always felt bad when I had to leaaave
<Jenova> Same here.
* Jenova wanted to live with the old lady forever~
<Jenova> Mostly because I felt sorry for her that she couldn't go outside because there's pollution with all the dirt and rocks and whatnot :V
=-= NoM is now known as LoN
<Tangrelle> I hope that like
<Tangrelle> She'd thank you for staying with her
<Tangrelle> And give you something to remember her by :'D
<Tangrelle> And every time I'd use it I'd be like
<Tangrelle> THIS ONE'S FOR YOU MYSTERIOUS ELDERLY WOMAAAAAAN ♥
<Jenova> ...Then the next gen comes along, and you realized that she died right after you left D:
<Tangrelle> D:
<Database> but but but
<Jenova> Then you silently weep to yourself.
<Database> doesn't that mean you helped make her final days worthwhile?
<Jenova> Yes.
<Database> Then that can only be a good thing~
<Jenova> But you left the house when she died,
<Jenova> So it's like... she dropped dead when you said you wouldn't stay with her D:
<Jenova> So you feel as if you directly or indirectly caused her death.
<Database> not true
<Database> she didn't die until a few days afterwards.
<Tangrelle> She sees you off
<Tangrelle> With a smile
<Tangrelle> And then she slowly walks to her bedroom
=-= Near is now known as Indie
<Tangrelle> And every step she has memories of the time you spent
<Tangrelle> Then she slowly gets in the bed
<Tangrelle> And closes her eyes with a smile
<Jenova> ... Oh god you guys, I'm actually crying right now.
<Indie> :')
<Indie> I am too
<Indie> Log'd
<Database> Jenova: I'm worryingly close to it XD
<Tangrelle> Happy that she had met such a wonderful person
* Tangrelle is almost tearing up </3
* Jenova is in a stream of her own tears.
* Shiny has tears in her own eyes after reading all that
<Shiny> you guys just had to do that to me when I got on
* Tangrelle kinda wants to log it
<Tangrelle> Not because it's funny but
* Jenova will log it.
<Database> hey, I was being optimistic
<Tangrelle> It's just so </3
<Tangrelle> Okay Jen :>
<Tangrelle> Do it for her ♥

RIP Old Lady of Stark Mountain.

 

[Teapot]

[tt]21:28 And you can get to Tun's region- XD[/tt]

out of context!

 

[Tunolipede]

[21] <Rain> People live in Tun's region?
[21] <Toastie> Tun's region is linked with another region
[21] <Jenova> Via a bridge of destiny.
[21] <Tangrelle> right under my rainbow island of unicorns
[21] <Toastie> xD
[21] <Jenova> And it has marketplaces and pit stops.
[21] <Jenova> And inns and hotels.
[21] <Jenova> And people actually -living- on the bridge.

I'M TOO YOUNG, GODAMMIT, TOO YOUNG D':

 

[Jenova]

"PIT STOP AT TUN'S REGION IN TWO MILES" popped up in my head afterwards. I hope you're happy, Tun and Data. xD

<Jenova> Koreans have kim chi, Chinese have Dim Sum, Japanese have sushi, the Vietnamese have SALTED FISH
<Jenova> Otherwise known as mắm :V
<Virgil> the Americans have Pop Rocks
<Jenova> xD
<KaruDelmore> British have tea and biscuits
<Jenova> The Americans have your hamburgers :V
<Jenova> Australians have....
<Jenova> I don't know, shrimp on the barbie?
<KaruDelmore> barbeque.
<Virgil> koalaburgers
<KaruDelmore> xD
<KaruDelmore> Toru
<Jenova> YES
<Jenova> THEY HAVE TORU
<Jenova> EACH AND EVERY DAY THEY EAT DOZENS OF TORU
<Jenova> IT IS THE COMMON STAPLE IN THEIR DIETS

Also, apparently it seems like I like to torture Toru. I don't know why.

 

[Carmen Lopez]

[00] <Cody> Well, anyway, yeah.
[00] <Cody> Bye, all ^^
[00] * Cody (chatzilla@SystemNet-AC50E0DF.hsd1.md.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.6.3/20100401080539])
[00] <Carmen> ...Cody!
[00] * Carmen hates it when they do that
[00] <@Sem> I think I'm going to go troll some people on PBR wifi
[00] * @Sem likes this
[00] <Carmen> lol
[00] <Rex> I'm still trying to fill up that list from this morning...
[00] <@Sem> laterz~
[00] * @Sem (TehSem@SystemNet-3A750285.austin.res.rr.com) Quit (Quit: ...)
[00] * Sem (TehSem@SystemNet-3A750285.austin.res.rr.com) has joined #pokecharms
[00] * Sem hugs Carmen
[00] * Sem (TehSem@SystemNet-3A750285.austin.res.rr.com) Quit (Quit: Sem)
[00] * Carmen hugs --

Derp

 

[Cody]

sorry Carmen xD

though Sem's in and out is xD-inducing

 

[Tunolipede]

[18] <Tun> I put "bonjour" into a translator and it came up as "hey baby"
[18] <Tun> o.o''
[18] <Rain> ROFL
[18] <Rex> XD
[18] <Toastie> XD
[18] <Toru> xDDD
[18] <Toru> Someone log that now xD

 

[Shiny Motley]

[13] <Rex> CTHULHU
[13] <Toru> FTAGN
[13] <Jenova> WHAT A WONDERFUL PHRASE
[13] <Rex> ...
[13] * Tun (Mibbit@SystemNet-61F5E81F.range86-132.btcentralplus.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[13] <Jenova> ...
[13] <Toru> ................................................
[13] <Jenova> Stop killing Tun, damn it
[13] <Rex> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu
[13] <Jenova> Yes.
[13] <Jenova> We know.
[13] <Rex> I summoned it, and it killed Tun.
[13] * @Sem (TehSem@SystemNet-3A750285.austin.res.rr.com) Quit (Quit: ...)
[13] <Jenova> He swallowed their soul- OH MY GOD
[13] <Shiny> XD
[13] <Jenova> HE KILLED SEM
[13] <Toru> YOU'RE A MONSTER REX
[13] <Shiny> QUIT KILLING OFF OUR MEMBERS
[13] <Jenova> YOU BASTARD :|
[13] <Virgil> better put that thing away Rex
[13] <Rex> And Sem apparently.
[13] * Shiny goes to log that
[13] * Toru seals away Cthulhu for later use D:<

 

[Jenova]

Jenova> http://kikariz.deviantart.com/art/Pink- ... -170130841
<Jenova> ....Title says all.
<Yoshimitsu> i cant click deviantart
|<-- DoctorOak has left lava.systemnet.info (Quit: Connection = Fail)
<Yoshimitsu> it tries to virus my computer
<Jenova> How?
<Yoshimitsu> i dont know
<Yoshimitsu> but whenever i click it
<Yoshimitsu> it refuses to load
<Yoshimitsu> then my antivirus is all
<Yoshimitsu> "a recent attempt to attack your computer has been blocked"
<Yoshimitsu> so y'know
<Jenova> Huh :V
<Jenova> Well like I've said, title says all.
<Jenova> So you're not really missing out on anything.
<Shiny> ... that thing is hideous
<Yoshimitsu> mmkay
<Jenova> It has overly sparkly eyes o_o
<Shiny> it reminds me of El XD
<Jenova> ....
<Yoshimitsu> ...
* Shiny kids
<Jenova> If only.
=-= Rex was booted from #pokecharms by Yoshimitsu (you brought this on yourself.)
-->| Rex (DrBirkin@SystemNet-74FD1CCF.phlapa.east.verizon.net) has joined #pokecharms
<Yoshimitsu> ...
<Jenova> ...
<Yoshimitsu> damn
<Yoshimitsu> missed
<Shiny> XDDDDD
=-= Shiny was booted from #pokecharms by Yoshimitsu (whoops my finger slipped)
-->| Shiny (Lynigami@SystemNet-B6591E52.tx.res.rr.com) has joined #pokecharms

 

[Yoshimitsu]

[05] * SirRed shuffles in, hugs Kal and Carmen, then goes back to being idle-ish
[05] * Carmen hugs back XD
[05] <%Yoshimitsu> ...
[05] <%Yoshimitsu>
[05] <@Sem> =(
[05] * SirRed hugs Sem and El too
[05] <%Yoshimitsu>
[05] <@Sem> ~

 

[Carmen Lopez]

[18] <Shocari> Horace has Hidden Power Dark :>
[18] <@Sem> yerface has Hidden Power Dark
[18] <Shocari> I could only hope so :>
[18] <%Yoshimitsu> yermama has hidden power dark
[18] <@Sem> Well of course she does
[18] <@Sem> where do you think my emo comes from?
[18] <Carmen> XD

 

[Jenova]

-->| Nightfrost (Renegade@SystemNet-92A0E7F0.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #pokecharms
<Nightfrost> haiii
<Jenova> Shado ^^
<Jenova> ...
<Jenova> Where's Shiny D:
-->| Shiny (Lynigami@SystemNet-B6591E52.tx.res.rr.com) has joined #pokecharms
<Shiny> boo~
<Tangrelle> That was creepy.

 

[Tunolipede]

[18] <Toastie> Byee Coyd
[18] * Cody poofcs
[18] *** Cody quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.6.3/20100401080539])
[18] <Tun> ... poofcs |D
[18] <Carmen> Coyd XD
[18] <Toastie> xD
[18] <Carmen> typos all around

 

[Toastie]

Above typo was intentional D:<

18:24 Toastie I'm actually a Lord of Sealand
18:24 Tun Faaiiiiithful and loyal to our oowwwnn countreeeeee~
18:24 Toastie No joking
18:24 Tun Innnnnn times of danger we will seeeeeeeet you freeeee~
18:24 Cody No you aren't >
18:24 Toastie I'm not joking
18:24 Tun Leeeeeeeaaaaad you to glory and to viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiictoryyyyy
18:25 Toastie It costs like £15
18:25 Tun and so on
18:25 Tun ~
18:25 Tun ... xDD
18:25 Toastie You get a certificate
18:25 Carmen XD
18:25 Toastie You also get a passport
18:25 Toastie with the emblem of sealand on it
18:26 Toastie I'm like "I'm a lord, can you upgrade me to first class?"

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18:54 Jenova On a random note, how tall is Bagpie?
18:54 DoctorOak 3 apples tall
18:54 DoctorOak just like a smurf
18:54 Jenova ...
18:54 Jenova XD
18:54 Toastie XDDDDD

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21:24 Indie We don't have a toaster
21:24 Toastie XD out of context
21:24 Indie We use the grill
21:25 Toastie xD
21:25 Kalseng we grill our bread

 

[Tunolipede]

[19] <Tun> Boobs with really straight fringes just look horrible :x
[19] <Tun> ...
[19] <Jenova> ...
[19] <Tun> *bobs
[19] <Tun> >>;
[19] <Jenova> ....
[19] <D_S> ...
[19] <Rex> ...
[19] *** Shocari joined #pokecharms
[19] * Tun crawls off to a corner to sulk
[19] <Jenova> ANYWAY.
[19] * Jenova laughs weakly.
[19] <D_S> Someone log that~

EPIC TYPO A GOGO

 

[Dwayna DragonFire]

<Blazikid> I, have to go.
|<-- Blazikid has left lava.systemnet.info (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<DoctorOak> he, needs to learn how, to use commas
-->| Zacky (zacky@SystemNet-606996A9.dsl1.nrwc.ny.frontiernet.net) has joined #pokecharms
<Cody> ....
<Cody> xD
<Carmen> Has, he been doing that for a while?
<Cody> I, would like, to know as well
<Carmen> ...
<Carmen> My task bar just vanished
<Carmen> Oh
<Carmen> that's why
<Cody> That, happens to me too sometimes Carmen
<Carmen> XD
<Shiny> stoppit D:
<Dwayna> but, it's funny
<Cody> But I, do not want, to stop Shiny
<Shiny> but my brain keeps stopping at the commas!
<Shiny> AND IT MAKES MY HEAD HURT
<Cody> That is, the point
<Carmen> XDD
* Shiny cries

---

<Shiny> ... omg I just went to Suju's official website
<Shiny> and THEY LOOK SO HOT
<Shiny> <3333
<Dwayna> I am super excited

 

[Blazi]

Dangit! My finger slipped on that one...

Stop making fun of me! D:

The I was meant to go for extra long. I.E. Iiiiiiiiii, have to go. Not my fault I accidentally slipped.

 

[Tunolipede]

[22] <Tun> Buh bai~
[22] *** Tun quit (Quit: Bai my little ones- *shot*)
[22] * Toru hides his gun
[22] <Toru> HA
[22] *** mib_4203 is now known as Tun
[22] *** Toru was kicked by Tun (D:<)
[22] *** Toru joined #RPhere
[22] +++ Chanserv has given op to Toru
[22] <Toru> DOUBLE-CROSSED!?
[22] *** Tun quit (Quit: NINJA'D ♥)

I HAVE EPIC NINJA SKILLS. ♥
(also, #RPhere is a chat I opened on Saturday so that's how I got my kicking-powers~)

[17] * Tun drops a grenade pastry
[17] *** Toastie|Away quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[17] <Tun> ... it worked o:

BEWARE OF MY PASTRIES. :|

 

[Carmen Lopez]

The conclusion of the epic Magpie vs Balakai battle~

[17] <Balakai> wow there goes my winning streak
[17] <Carmen> Your Manectric nearly shut down Allison because of your prediction skills
[17] <@Magpie> I'll battle you again later Bal and you can get it back XD
[17] <Balakai> lol
[17] <@Magpie> Seriously though, Bal. You've helped make my team so much better ♥
[17] <Balakai> Hehe glad I could be of some help
[17] <Balakai> you have helped me learn something myself
[17] <@Magpie> :'D
[17] <Carmen> What a touching scene
[17] <Carmen> Now
[17] <Carmen> Did you record this feat?
[17] <Balakai> Magpie should have
[17] <@Magpie> No ;_____;
[17] <Balakai> ..... wait are you serious?
[17] <@Magpie> Nope
[17] <Balakai> lol
[17] <Balakai> you couldnt not save that match lol
[17] <@Magpie> Carmen would have killed me with her mind had i not
[17] <Balakai> lol true
[17] <Carmen> XD

They both know me so well XD

 

[Shiny Motley]

[23] <@Sem> Shiny
[23] <@Sem> shorter name
[23] * @Sem impatiently taps his fingers against the table
[23] <Shiny|Bedtime> XD
[23] * Shiny|Bedtime is now known as Lyn
[23] <Zelda> Wish me luck. I'm taking a guess.
[23] <Lyn> better?
[23] <Tenshi> Sem just dislikes anything with more than three letters in a name D:<
[23] * RX is now known as Other_Father
[23] <@Sem> yes dear
[23] <@Sem> It's true!
[23] <Other_Father> Come to me, Lyni dear
[23] <Lyn> ...
[23] <Lyn> no
[23] <Other_Father> and you can have a long name
[23] <Zelda> -.-'
[23] * Lyn laser-fans Other_Father
[23] <Tenshi> Y'know
[23] <Tenshi> I don't think of Corline when I see OTher Father
[23] <@Sem> ...
[23] * Lyn is now known as Coralyn
[23] <Tenshi> I just think the MOther must be quite the hoe
[23] <@Sem> Don't laser-fan your father!
[23] <Tenshi> For the daughter to have a father
[23] <Tenshi> And that other father
[23] * Zelda WON
[23] <Coralyn> he's not my real father, though!
[23] <Zelda>
[23] <@Sem> He is
[23] <Tenshi> Who live in the same house
[23] * Zelda just wants to yell for joy.
[23] <Coralyn> NO
[23] <@Sem> You have two daddies and two mommies =)
[23] <Coralyn> HE'S NOT
[23] <Tenshi> And sleep with the Mother :>
[23] * Coralyn clings to Sem
[23] <Tenshi> CORALYN SORRY BUT
[23] * Other_Father creeps towards Coralyn with a button and needle in hand
[23] <Tenshi> YOUR MOTHER HAD TO HAVE SEX WITH TWO MEN OR ELSE YOU'D BE HALF A PERSON
[23] <Tenshi> YESYES
[23] <Coralyn> ...
[23] <Coralyn> <<
[23] <@Sem> ...
[23] <Other_Father> xD
[23] <Other_Father> flawless logic.
[23] <Tenshi> Some mother's need four men

 

[Satoren]

<Shiny> YOU KNOW WHAT
<Shiny> I DON'T CARE IF MY IPOD'S FULLY CHARGED OR NOT
<SirRed> XD
<Shiny> I NEED MY SELLPS
<Shiny> ...
<Shiny> *SLEEPS
<SirRed> Night Shiny~
<ICanSpellYouKnow> Okay then... nighty night
<Shiny> g'night lal
* SirRed tucks Shiny into bed and gives cookies
<Shiny> *all
<ICanSpellYouKnow> My spooning cat says by
* Shiny noms on cookies, waves at everyone, and poofs~
<Shiny> YES NO TYPOS ON THAT LAST SENTENEC
* Shiny (Lynigami@SystemNet-B6591E52.tx.res.rr.com) Quit (Quit: See ya'll laters~)

 

[Dark Soul]

19:57 DarkSoul|Bloodstone I once saw an Internet quote: 'Twilight: The story of a girl's choice between necrophillia and beastiality'
19:57 StellarWind Through Stephanie Meyer magic
19:57 Zacky thats my question
19:57 StellarWind .......
19:57 StellarWind The sad thing is
19:57 StellarWind that it's pretty much a perfect quote
19:58 StellarWind XD
19:58 SirRed XD
19:58 Zacky i tried eating my feet while watching New Moon
19:58 StellarWind Blah blah blah Team Edward blah blah blah Team Jacob blah blah blah
19:58 StellarWind FUCK YOU
19:58 StellarWind TEAM ROCKET.
19:58 StellarWind HELL YES

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

[100]«Virgil» http://www.pokecharms.com/forums/http:/ ... 728#p12728
[100]«Virgil» this poll made me lol
<join> Fuman (buifzaf@SystemNet-962CE7E9.dip.t-dialin.net) has JOINED #pokecharms 2:09am
[100]«Virgil» Prof. Aragari (or however you type it)
[100]«Jenova» xD
[100]«Wobbegong» Hi!
[100]«Jenova» GIRL HEROIN
[100]«Carmen» ...What kind of poll?
[100]«Carmen» XDDD
[100]«Carmen» American Football Player XD
[100]«Jenova» Would it kill you to add an e?
[100]«Jenova» ... xD
·StellarWind· ...... yes.
·StellarWind· heroin, lawl
·StellarWind· as opposed to Boy Heroine
·StellarWind· or Girl Hero
[100]«Carmen» XD
·StellarWind· which is kinda like Guitar Hero
·StellarWind· only you're a serial rapist
·StellarWind· ... it probably exists somewhere.
[100]«SirRed» XD
[100]«Virgil» I wouldn't want to know what the controller would be
·StellarWind· it's inflatable
[100]«SirRed» XD
·StellarWind· that's all we are at liberty to say

Megan and I on this particular snippet:

Covenant says:
XDDDDDDDDDD
Covenant says:
Girl Herp
Covenant says:
.....
Covenant says:
HERO
Covenant says:
HERPDERP HERO
Schrödinger's Chat says:
XDDDDDDD
Schrödinger's Chat says:
THIS
Covenant says:
You play as ROBERT PATTINSON
Schrödinger's Chat says:
gets logged
Schrödinger's Chat says:
too
Covenant says:
IN A JOURNEY WITH AN ELECTIVIRE
Covenant says:
TO GO VISIT ASPER
Covenant says:
It's the smash hit of the season! Sold exclusively at SADCON 2010.

~*~

On a different subject.

[100]«Jenova» It's like...
[100]«Jenova» Having that old lady from Stark Mountain give you a piece of soggy bread because she has absolutely nothing in her cupboards or fridge aside from that bread alone.
·StellarWind· .... xD
[100]«Jenova» ...Okay, that was a horrible example.
·StellarWind· "Bitch keeps buying me berries all the time. with my money. Goddamnit woman, no wonder dad left."
[100]«Jenova» xD
·StellarWind· (SoulSilver main character on his mother)
·StellarWind· also
·StellarWind· I wish the game let you respond to Lyra being all "Where do you think you're going?"
·StellarWind· I'M GOING TO THE FUCKING INDIGO PLATEAU, BITCH
·StellarWind· WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?!
[100]«Jenova» xD
·StellarWind· YOU AND YOUR RETARDED BLUE RODENT?!
[100]«Virgil» SHE CALLED ME AND TOLD ME HER MARILL EVOLVED
[100]«Jenova» ...Pfft xD
[100]«Virgil» AND I WENT TO HER HOUSE
[100]«Virgil» AND IT DID NOT
[100]«Virgil» THAT LYING BITCH
[100]«Virgil» I feel like she just makes things up to get attention
·StellarWind· i know right!?
·StellarWind· XDDDDDD
·StellarWind· She's such a hyper bitch too
·StellarWind· but then
[100]«Jenova» It's because she loves you.
·StellarWind· it's the brain tumor she calls a hat.
[100]«Jenova» And whenever you're walking through a route.
[100]«Jenova» She's right behind you
[100]«Jenova» ...well, behind you in a 20-tile gap.
[100]«Carmen» XD
·StellarWind· good
·StellarWind· because
·StellarWind· 10 tiles later
·StellarWind· you start hearing
·StellarWind· her godawfully annoying
·StellarWind· sacchariney theme song
[100]«Jenova» xD
·StellarWind· The sad thing is that if you're playing as the girl
·StellarWind· you get all that jazz
·StellarWind· from the male character.
·StellarWind· and his name is ETHAN. for fuck's sake.
[100]«Jenova» ...
[100]«Jenova» xD
·StellarWind· TOO APPROPRIATE.
[100]«Virgil» hehehe
[100]«Sem» ....
[100]«Sem» XDDDDDD
[100]«Jenova» If only it was a Tangela instead of a Marill.
·StellarWind· I know right?! xD
[100]«Carmen» XD

 

[Carmen Lopez]

[00] <@StellarWind> Roaches are closely related to mantids
[00] <@Sem> We need to stop knocking creatures that will outlast us
[00] <Carmen> I can knock them if I want to
[00] * Carmen knocks them
[00] <Jenova> xD
[00] <@Sem> I like Mohinder's opening spheal in Heroes
[00] * Jenova hugs Carmi.
[00] <@StellarWind> .......
[00] * Carmen hugs back
[00] <@StellarWind> Spheal?
[00] <Carmen> XDD
[00] <@Sem> How they're radiation proof and survive for months with no head, ect
[00] <@StellarWind> .........
[00] <@StellarWind> Sem.
[00] <@StellarWind> How the hell
[00] <Carmen> You said Mohinder had a Spheal
[00] <@StellarWind> did ball-walruses
[00] <Jenova> xD
[00] <@StellarWind> get into Heroes?
[00] <@Sem> ...
[00] <@Sem> Leave me alone D:
[00] <Carmen> XD

 

[Freta]

17:15 FrenchToasta: No one's here,
17:15 FrenchToasta: So why the hell am I talking
17:16 FrenchToasta: I don't know but since no one's listening I can now divulge my deepest darkest secrets
17:16 FrenchToasta: When I was seven I saw a strange man do something in the park
17:17 FrenchToasta: It involved a trash can and his fingernails.
17:17 FrenchToasta: I never recovered from the trauma.
17:17 FrenchToasta: After he was done he looked at me and said,
17:18 FrenchToasta: "Hey Kid! Come give me some jelly"
17:18 FrenchToasta: I ran
17:18 FrenchToasta: and cried
17:18 FrenchToasta: doctors spent months trying to discover what happened
17:18 FrenchToasta: but I never told them
17:19 FrenchToasta: I never told anyone O_O
17:19 FrenchToasta: except for you,
17:19 FrenchToasta: empty message board
17:20 Tailon quietly writes down seekrit
17:20 FrenchToasta: NO!
17:20 FrenchToasta: I mean... nothing happened, right? O_O
17:20 FrenchToasta: RIGHT!?!?
17:21 Tailon: keep tellin' yourself that
17:21 Tailon: it'll help you sleep at night

 

[Teapot]

[tt]<@StellarWind> ....... you know, Termites are probably the only creatures for whom 'morning wood' means 'breakfast'.[/tt]

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

When I realize that I've been spamming Honki no Uso (the Wild ARMs XF theme song) way too much, THIS happens...

* StellarWind seriously needs to stop spamming this song
[100]«Database» and now for something entirely different.
[100]«Database» I'M A LUMBERJACK AND I'M OKAY~
·StellarWind· ..... Oh my god
·StellarWind· That is a terrifying crossover XD
·StellarWind· Monty Python X Wild ARMs XF?
[100]«Database» ... oh my dog
[100]«Database» xDDDDD
·StellarWind· I KNOW. @_@ I haven't even PLAYED XF and my brain is terrified at the thought XD
·StellarWind· A Monty Python Tactical-RPG.
·StellarWind· Now THAT... would be... interesting.
·StellarWind· O_o
[100]«Database» ....
[100]«Database» your limit break
·StellarWind· Trojan rabbits?
[100]«Database» would be "The Funniest Joke In The World".
[100]«Database» Or trojan rabbits.
·StellarWind· Nah, that would probably be a siege unit XD
·StellarWind· no wait
·StellarWind· the limit break for one
·StellarWind· it normally fires cows
·StellarWind· the Judean People's Front...
·StellarWind· (Not the Judean Popular Front. Definitely not. SPLITTERS!)
* Database giggles
[100]«Fuman» fish slapping
[100]«Fuman» also all variations of confuse-a-cat
[100]«Database» The Fish Slap would be the standard attack, I daresay.
·StellarWind· Bewilderbeest?
[100]«Fuman» and enemies get explosions in their face if they dont know how to fight
[100]«Fuman» hide*
·StellarWind· Also, I can totally imagine a recurring encounter
·StellarWind· with a band of spanish mariachis
[100]«Fuman» summon
·StellarWind· and a Llama
[100]«Fuman» the spanish inquisition
·StellarWind· YES
·StellarWind· when the enemy least expects it
[100]«Fuman» random summon
[100]«Database» and the ultimate torture
·StellarWind· THE COMFY CHAIR~
[100]«Database» THE COMFORTABLE CHAIR!
* Database cackles madly
·StellarWind· obviously the graphics would all be in the surreal Terry Gilliam style.
[100]«Database» Oh, definitely.
·StellarWind· ........ OH GOD SUMMON KNIGHTS OF ROUND
·StellarWind· .....
[100]«Database» Oh, y'know, I missed the obvious
[100]«Database» A limit break
[100]«Database» would just be
[100]«Database» the giant foot
[100]«Database» CRASH
·StellarWind· WE'RE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE, WE DANCE WHEN'ER WE'RE ABLE, WE DO ROUTINES AND CHORUS SCENES WITH FOOTWORK IMPECCABLE
* Database giggles
·StellarWind· WE DINE WELL HERE IN CAMELOT, WE EAT HAM AND JAM AND SPAM A LOT!
·StellarWind· etc XD
[100]«Fuman» aaah
[100]«Fuman» logarhythms
[100]«Fuman» break my brain
·StellarWind· now THAT would be a long summon XD
·StellarWind· Fu: I know the feeling. Logarythms are from hell >.
[100]«Fuman» still shorter than original knights of the round
[100]«Fuman» from FF7
·StellarWind· <<*
·StellarWind· ... and yes. XD
[100]«Fuman» (ff7 invented the knights of the round)
·StellarWind· I heard the only reason you can't chain that summon
·StellarWind· is that the animation would be too long
·StellarWind· well, KotR were actually kind of a re-invention of a summon from FF6
·StellarWind· Kind of
[100]«Fuman» one life isnt long enough to survive a chained knights of the round
[100]«Fuman» its still bad design D:
·StellarWind· The one that took a long esoteric sidequest to get
[100]«Fuman» thats why they introduced faster summons later
·StellarWind· where you had to kill a fucktonne of dragons
[100]«Fuman» or summons for which you can cancel the animation
·StellarWind· okay, just eight of them
·StellarWind· but still xD
[100]«Fuman» it would be totally cool if they just showed the knights waving for 2 seconds
[100]«Fuman» then commence damage numbers
<part> Magpie (ferneholme@SystemNet-1C216586.barn.cabl ... nmedia.com) has LEFT #pokecharms 1:46am
·StellarWind· ....... OH GOD
·StellarWind· Data
·StellarWind· in the Python Tactics
·StellarWind· if the team uses summons too much
·StellarWind· the game would basically go
·StellarWind· "Or so it would have been
·StellarWind· But suddenly
·StellarWind· The animator suffered a fatal heart attack!"
[100]«Database» .............
* Database dies laughing
[100]«Database» xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
·StellarWind· The sad thing is. I don't like tactical RPGs... BUT I WOULD PLAY THE -FUCK- OUT OF THAT.
[100]«Database» I WANT THIS GAME XD
·StellarWind· ME TOO XD
[100]«Database» Aye
[100]«Database» SAME XD
·StellarWind· I'm logging this whole thread, by the way XD

 

[Keleri]

This wasn't in 'Charms chat, but it was pretty funny so I thought I would share:

[4:48:24 PM] Buhlayer: HEY PROVO GUESS WHAT I GOT
[4:48:28 PM] Buhlayer: $5 VUVUZELA
[4:49:01 PM] Pedro Leonardo Buscholo: Are you going to run in when your roommates are having sex and blow the shit out of that?
[4:49:22 PM] Buhlayer: OH
[4:49:23 PM] Buhlayer: MY
[4:49:23 PM] Buhlayer: GOD

 

[Tangrow]

[23] * Virgil lets Red try out his lightsaber
[23] <Virgil> it's orange
[23] * SirRed cuts shit with the lightsaber
[23] * Blarg runs to buy a plastic lightsaber
[23] <Sem> That's not what Virgil meant by "lightsaber" Red ;x
[23] <SirRed> ...O________o
[23] <Blarg> ...
[23] <Virgil> :x
[23] * Tangrelle puts Blarg's D-do away c:

Just cut out the unnecessaries~ ♥

 

[Blarg]

Argh... I should have waited about two seconds before hitting that enter key...

 

[Jenova]

.... xDDD
Also, Tangrow and I were talking about Touhoumon. Aside from sprites and moves, they've also changed up some type effectiveness stuff and beefed up all the gym leaders. Which was why I sounded like a noob.

<Tangrelle> Is Jen a-fightin' Brock?
<Jenova> Yup
<Tangrelle> OHO!~ How goes~?
<Jenova> ...
<Jenova> Alice just one hit KO'd Suika
<Jenova> o_o
<Jenova> ...
<Jenova> And one hit lvled up
<Tangrelle> Who's next?
<Jenova> Erm
<Jenova> Letty
<Jenova> Versus my Sanae
<Tangrelle> IceRock Jump Kick :>
<Tangrelle> Or Sanae
<Jenova> Why did I switch out
<Jenova>
* Jenova safeguards
<Jenova> ...
<Jenova> 1 hp left
<Jenova> Back to alice
<Tangrelle> Hoooof
<Tangrelle> Too bad none of Brock's have statusmoves :x
<Jenova> ALICE DOWN!
<Tangrelle> OHNOES D:
<Tangrelle> you shoulda gone with Reimu :x
<Tangrelle> JumpKickLettyDed
<Jenova> I am
<Jenova> Letty's down!
<Tangrelle> Cause
<Tangrelle> yuugi will be exciting to deal with now :x
<Tangrelle> Yuugi being Fighting/Ground
<Jenova> Ethan: At the time, Reimu only had 16 hp left
<Jenova> ...And now she still has only 16 hp left
<Jenova> What beats Ground in this game?
<Tangrelle> grass and water
<Tangrelle> Herpder
<Jenova> SUWAKO
<Jenova> GET OUT THERE
<Jenova> Reimu fainted
<Jenova> ASHDJKSHDKSA
<Jenova> SHE FAINTED
<Jenova> ...
<Jenova> I only have Sanae left
<Tangrelle> YOU SHOULDA PUT REIMU AGAINST LETTY AT THE ASAP
<Jenova> and she only has 1 hp
<Tangrelle> Oh good luck with that :x
<Jenova> CLOSE WINDOW!

Then I tried again.

<Jenova> Sanae, thank you for taking the fall
<Jenova> For Suwako :x
<Tangrelle> Revenge Killing Jen has learned
<Tangrelle> c:
<Jenova> ADSHASJKDHASJK
<Jenova> ALICE
<Jenova> DON'T FAI-
<Jenova> You fainted :|
<Tangrelle> Ohnoes Alice-dere D:
* Jenova uses her last potion on Suwako
<Jenova> GO SUWAKO
<Jenova> BEAT UP YUUGI
<Jenova> EVEN WITH 24 HP
<Jenova> ...
<Jenova> OR NOT
<Tangrelle> Just wish Mega Kick misses :x
<Jenova> ...
* Jenova cries
<Jenova> That was the move that made Suwako faint.
<Tangrelle> You could always bring some of your lower level fodder, jen
<Tangrelle> Like Chen or Mystia
<Tangrelle> And have them stat her down before they die
<Jenova> ...You should have reminded me of that before I went in with only 4 pokemon :|
<Tangrelle> Hoohooo
<Tangrelle> c:
<Jenova> YES
<Jenova> PARALYZED!
<Tangrelle> Whom~?
<Jenova> Yuugi c:
<Tangrelle> GOGO PARAHAX
<Tangrelle> Is Reimu left, then?
<Jenova> Yeah
<Tangrelle> G'luck :x
<Jenova> HASJKHJSDKA
<Jenova> YOU USED MEGA KICK
<Jenova> BUT YOU'RE PARALYZED
<Jenova> HOWKAJDSHKASHDASsad
<Jenova> ...
<Tangrelle> Then Jen cried
<Jenova> They all fainted
<Tangrelle> :<
<Jenova> CLOSE WINDOW

 

[Sem]

[15] <Tangrelle> Oh
[15] <Tangrelle> Paint.net is good for that
[15] <Tangrelle> Lets you do transparent stuff with pictures too ♥
[15] <Toru|brb> Ummm, Ethan?
[15] <Toru|brb> I have a mac xP
[15] <Tangrelle> Toruuuu?
[15] <Tangrelle> What's that supposed to mean
[15] <Tangrelle> You just download Paint.Net D:<
[15] <Toru|brb> Macs can't use paint :O
[15] <Tangrelle> DOT NET
[15] <Tangrelle> DIFFERENT PROGRAM
[15] <Tangrelle> D:<
[15] * Toru|brb scarpers off to download Paint D:
[15] * Tangrelle grargles
[15] <Tangrelle> PAINT.NET TORU
[15] <Tangrelle> NOT JUST PAINT
[15] <Tangrelle> AND YOU
[15] <Tangrelle> KOGA
[15] <Tangrelle> WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR INVISOWALLS
[15] <Tangrelle> THEY'RE STUPID
[15] <Tangrelle> LIKE YOU
[15] <Tangrelle> D:<
[15] * Tangrelle raaaaaages

 

[Satoren]

<@Sem> YOUR MOM
<%Yoshimitsu> ur candy corn
<Rex> Fight nice children.
<@Sem> Don't call me a children
<@Sem> I am mature :V
<%Yoshimitsu> ur candy corn
<@Sem> yerface
<Rex> Child* Sem, unless you are Legion.
* Rex is on to Sem.
<@Sem> Don't correct how I talk
<@Sem> I am
<@Sem> ...
<Stoppoke> Sem is belong to us :>
<@Sem> .... <<.
<Rex> Okay then!
<@Sem> >>
<Carmen> ...
<Carmen> Is this when we all change our names to something Sem-like?
<%Yoshimitsu> ur candy corn
<@Sem> ... it can be
* Carmen is now known as CarSem
* Yoshimitsu is now known as YoshimitSem
* Stoppoke is now known as Sempoke
* Zachary is now known as Semhary
<%YoshimitSem> sem hairy lol
<@Sem> ... XD
<Semhary> :3

Later...

<&Linkachu> Oh.
<&Linkachu> SEM IS MINE, BIATCHES (and totally refuses to be Linkasem or Semachu )
<@Sem> ...
<Sempoke> All of Katie's Sem belong to us
<CarSem> Semkachu
* Sempoke scoots over and crawls up on Sem's head.
<Sempoke> SEMEGAZORD SEQUENCE INITIATE
<&Linkachu> Semkachu sounds kinda cute actually...
<&Linkachu> ...
<Sempoke> It also sounds like a SemxKatie pairing :>
* &Linkachu resists


BONUS CLIP:

<Jenova> http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/ ... 2xrsr5.jpg
<Jenova>
<@Sem> Nice pic
<@Sem> nice and clean
<@Sem> last time I saw those two together they were doing something else
<Sempoke> ...xD
<&Linkachu> Oh.
<@Sem> hate-sex D=<

 

[Toru]

<AzureDelmore> I found shazing moogles odd though.
<Fuman> and then I've shaved my moogle
<AzureDelmore> *shaving
<Fuman> which sounds like some innuendo
<AzureDelmore> I shaved my moogle too.
<AzureDelmore> after painting it.
<Fuman> that sounds so dirty D:
<AzureDelmore> ...
<Toru> xD
<AzureDelmore> Lets repost those when someone logs on xD
<Toru> Went Brazilian eh?
<Sho|FicTiem> Moogle Shaving >=3
<AzureDelmore> xD
<Sho|FicTiem> is so very sexual
<AzureDelmore> Ohgods what did I do.
<Sho|FicTiem> FREE MOOGLE SHAVE
<AzureDelmore> xD
<Sho|FicTiem> I WANT TO SHAVE. YOUR. MOOGLE.
<AzureDelmore> SHAVE IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT.
<AzureDelmore> ...
<AzureDelmore> XD
<Toru> xDD
<AzureDelmore> The New Gillette Moogle Shaver Pro.
<AzureDelmore> Now with an additional blade for those hard to reach places.
<Fuman> "hey Im not usually that kind of guy...but.. would you like to shave my moogle?"
<Fuman> "its all full of paint"

Suggestive much? :V

 

[Shiny Motley]

Best. Typo. Ever.

[10] * Rex (DrBirkin@SystemNet-10929CCF.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) has joined #pokecharms
[10] <Wobbegong> Hello Shiny!
[10] * DarkSoul (Mibbit@SystemNet-B7292C47.upc-a.chello.nl) has joined #pokecharms
[10] <Shiny> TONO
[10] <Shiny> SOUL
[10] <Shiny> HELP ME ON HOMEWORK
[10] <Rex> Hell Shiny.
[10] <Shiny> GIVE ME A GOOD RAP SONG WITH A LOT OF FIGURATIVE LANGUAGE STUFF
[10] <Rex> hello*
[10] <Shiny> ... also
[10] <DarkSoul> xD
[10] * Shiny needs to log that, Tono D:<

(ilu Tono ♥)

 

[Carmen Lopez]

[18] <Chadwyck> Eh, you were completely in your tights to lock it without warning
[18] <Chadwyck> ..................
[18] <@Sem> this ranch dressing has bacon bit flavoring
[18] <Chadwyck> *rights
[18] <Carmen> ..........
[18] <Carmen> XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[18] * Chadwyck can never unsee that image

To avoid a double post:

[16] <Carmen> I bought a ring that says Jesus today
[16] <Virgil> I've heard of those
[16] <Virgil> if you look at them in the mirror they're supposed to spell sejuj
[16] <Carmen> My right hand was-- XD
[16] <Carmen> Wow?
[16] <Carmen> Why not Susej?
[16] <Virgil> ...
[16] <Virgil> um
[16] * Virgil (pastyourbe@SystemNet-17881682.maine.res.rr.com) Quit (Quit: I only wanna be your one life stand.)
[16] <Jenova> xD
[16] <Carmen> XD

You know what? I'm not going to make a new post. I'll edit this one ^^

[23] <@Sem> http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/1668 ... 600238.png
[23] <@Sem> I would have cried
[23] <@Sem> cried blood