SUICIDE GAME

[jertyuiop]

I see fuzzy wuzzy and say the rhyme to him. He doesn't like that rhyme because it makes fun of him, though. So he is just about to rip me to shreds.......... when I fall off a cliff.

Drops a boulder.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Boulder lands on a bigger boulder and I try to pick the big boulder up. I then accidentally walk off a cliff and the rock lands on me right when I hit the ground. I break my back AND smash my heart!

I drop Rick Astley.

 

[Master of Dragons]

Oh my god!!!!!! (Rick roll starts playing) Noooo!!! O_o he rick rolls me to death!

I drop this link------>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

The "v" in the URL stabs me in the neck. (And right after I say that, my neck starts hurting. O_o)

I drop That guy who flirted with me (dun remember is username).

 

[zezzyman]

he hits a trampoline bounces back to you so you kill him and his dead body falls on me and a picture of you slides out of his poket and slices my eye and i bleed to death

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

You forget to post a comment and I die of stupidity overdose.

I drop your dead body.

 

[zezzyman]

It lands on me and because there are 2 of me, Palkia kills me for disrupting the time-space continueum

I drop a lv 1 Giratina

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Giratina lands next to me and tries to attack, but it fails. Giratina flies above me then lands on me.

I drop this sandwich.

 

[Rozi]

Hey, a sandwhich! And there's some type of purple stuff on it... I think it's jelly...*eats it* I...I was....wrong....

I drop a jar of jelly.

 

[zezzyman]

Look, jelly! I'm gonna make a samwich......... what......... no this can't be! WE'RE OUT OF PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! *commits suicide*

I drop the peanut butter I forgot was in my back pocket

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

The peanut butter hits my head. Owwie! The lid opens up and expired peanut butter grows around me, thus killing me.

I drop my dignity.

 

[Rozi]

Huh? What am I supposed to do with your dignity? Hm... *a couple thoughts later* Dignity for sale! Get the rare dignity of Jirachan! *random guy takes dignity from me and shoots me*

I drop a sales poster

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Wtf's a sales poster? *dies of stupidity*

I drop my pride.

 

[zezzyman]

I'm killed by the dude who stole your dignity

I drop a pickle

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

The pickle lands in my mouth. GAH! I HATE PICKLES! I kill myself.

I drop a Phione egg. OSHI-- I MEANT TO DROP THE MAGIKARP.

 

[zezzyman]

I commit suicide because it can't make a Manaphy egg

I drop my sense of humor

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Or lack thereof. *kills self because of nothingness*

I drop an Elekid.

 

[zezzyman]

I train it to become the awesomest Electivire ever and beat every trainer, but he shocks me to death when we high 5

I drop a drivers license

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

The driver's license hits me in the eye, plain and simple.

I drop a clip board.

 

[zezzyman]

Its got my SAT score and I die cause its so low

I drop the SATs

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

The two 1's land in my eyes. OUCH.

I drop a Seaboom (fakemon, it's a water-type bomb).

 

[zezzyman]

Good news: I got rid of it
Bad news: I ate it

I drop a cloud

 

[Master of Dragons]

The cloud is in the shape of a piano and I get crushed by it and die.

I drop David Schimmer

 

[ShinyLuxray123]

Is that the Empire state building *jumps off* i drop myself

 

[POH!KEMON]

What da F -? Oh shit...*ShinyLuxray squshes POH!KEMON*

I drop my binoculars (they are bloody now

 

[zezzyman]

I look through them and they get blood on my eyes which I think is mine so I try to wipe it off with the first thing I grab. Unfortunatly, the first thing I grabbed was a cheese grater so you can imagine how THAT turned out.........

I drop the cheese grater with my eye jammed in it

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Cheese grater? YAY, I'm gonna grate some chee- *cheese grater lands in my eye*

I cut off and drop my foot.

 

[zezzyman]

I slap a hobo with it but he gets mad and kills me

I drop an angry hobo holding jirachan's foot

 

[Jenova]

...I give the hobo $10 to get lost, and he throws me Kini's foot, which lands through my throat and I suffocate.

I drop my liver.

 

[zezzyman]

Your liver lands on me so I have to burn my clothes to get the liver juice off........... unfortunatly, I was still wearing them while they were burning

I drop my appendix (it's useless so I don't need it any way)

 

[Jenova]

Disgusted by your appendix, I kick it to the nearest pole. Unfortunately, the pole drops down on me, therefore crushing my body.

I drop a big spoon and a banana.

 

[Aero]

banana spontaneously springs into life says "I AM A BANANA" and proceeds to beet me with the spoon that is obviously to big...

Drops the dude sayin "MAH SPOON IS TOO BIG!"

 

[Jenova]

I kill the dude saying my spoon is too big. Then, out of guilt, I kill myself with the spoon.

*Drops Vincent Valentine*

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Vincent Valentine simply pwns me.

I drop a piece of paper.

 

[zezzyman]

It has the secret of the universe and I explode!

I drop "The Sentence Switch Game"

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

YAY! You dropped my ga-- oh wait, MasterLuxray stole my idea! D: *hits head on wall until I die*

I drop MasterLuxray.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

I get an anurism from a stupidity overdose. Eventhough I'm hanging in there I can't take the madness so I simply write my name in my Death Note. Sweet release comes 40 seconds later and I die with a smile on my face.

I drop the endless stupidity that infests this world.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

The stupidity surrounds me and I can't escape. It takes over my brain and I jump off a cliff, thinking I can fly.

I drop a sand box.

 

[zezzyman]

The sand in it is actually USED cat litter, so I commit suicide by clotheslining myself on a billboard

I drop a billboard

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Billboard smashes my head into my back.

I drop a Dusclops.