Crush a wish!

[Master of Dragons]

Granted but your will crash because your cousin put a cookie into the disk drive of your console

I wish for a banning from Linkachu .

 

[BlackLotus]

Granted, now you're banned. Easiest crush evar!

I wish for stress-induced psychosis.

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but it's you who has it.

Я желаю что вы смогло понять это.

 

[POH!KEMON]

Granted, because I had no idea what that means... :-\

I wish I could cook.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but you burn yourself many times in the process of learning.

I wish my brother and his friends would leave me the hell alone!

 

[112% Elusive]

(I know how you feel ._.)

Granted, but now he's whining about being bored, and then that drives you crazy.

I wish I had a bowl of waffle fries =D

 

[Jenova]

Granted, but a n00b steals them.

I wish I had a n00b repellent.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but it only has a three foot radius which still allows the n00bs to get close enough to annoy you.

I wish my dog would make up her mind on which room she wanted to sleep in.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, she wants to sleep in your room, on your bed.

I wish it wasn't so warm. (It's gonna be 80 degrees at midnight....)

 

[Aura]

Granted, it's now - 50 C.

I wish for a supernova

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, the entire solar system including Earth is incinerated.

I wish I had a telescope so I could see Mars this August (It will be in closest proximity to Earth it has been in the last 5000 years!)

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but one of the neighbor kids throws a rock at it while you're using it.

I wish for a can of invisibility spray that only washes off with water, like the one in SpongeBob.

Also, POH!kemon,

Я желаю что вы смогло понять это.

means "I wish you could understand this".

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but you discover too late that it soaks into your clothes, so it takes more than just water to wash out invisible spray from your clothing...

I wish I had more Summer left (already, a month and a half has gone...)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

(Sigh... so do I)

Granted, but you loose your winter break

I wish I could succeed in all of my endeavours

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but you fail in everything else. Oh wait...

I wish I didn't lose the game right now.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, you lose the game... now.

I wish I could get a male Hariyama.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but his stats suck and he doesn't have the nature you want.

I wish I knew where my DS disappeared to.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

(Actually, I don't want the Hariyama to be good, I just want it to know Smellingsalt and ti be a male xP)

Granted, the doctors told you that you ate it and have five seconds to live. These five seconds end now.

I wish I was gone already (I'm going to a delicious dinner tonight).

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, and as this is four hours later, you have a bad case of indigestion.

I wish my computer would stop kicking me off the internet.

 

[Jenova]

Granted, but now the internet kicks you! (Just like Soviet Russia.)

I wish I can afford to buy a wardrobe full of Lolita clothing that fits me.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but after you put it on, it shrinks, constricting you to death.

I wish people would wish for stuff, but have their wishes ruined.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, but their wishes are not crushed.

I wish that previous post made sense.

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but it means something gross now.

I wish for an avatar with Freddie Mercury on it.

 

[zingy180]

granted, but it is a command and conquer 3 avatar with a dead freddy mercury on it and you're next!

I wish weegee was unleashed upon my enamies and was totaly under my controll

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but Weegee joins your enemies because you could not control him. They then destroy you. (I love screwing people with their own spelling errors)

I wish to be free from all the trivialities of human society

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but you're prisoner of everything else.

I wish 2010 would come already.

 

[OceanMaiden]

Granted, anything that happened or anyone born between August and January is erased due to these months not existing, past and present. (NO CHRISTMAS EVER AGAIN! D8 )

I wish my DS Lite wasn't broken by the hinge.
(It wont hold the screen up and glomps my thumbs, dammit!)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, now the screens are broken

I wish to get done one of my projects today (And I'm on Summer break so no school related crap)

 

[POH!KEMON]

Granted, but once you finished it, it blows up!

I wish I was still on summer break, we just started school.

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but when summer break's over, you're sent to college.

I wish I didn't have Beach Boys stuck in my head.

 

[zingy180]

granted but you have i'm too sexy stuck in your head instead ;D
I wish someone made a better forum game than this (this game is too damn fun!).

 

[Hunting Rifle]

Granted, but the mouse refuses to click on it.

I wish my laptop wasn't so sloooooooooooow.

 

[POH!KEMON]

Granted, it explodes instead!

I wish I had a laptop

 

[Tailon]

Granted but it's from 1982
I wish i had some cheese

 

[Hunting Rifle]

Granted, but when you touch it it turns into Zero and blasts you to 123456 pieces.

I wish i had a automatic vacuum cleaning robot.

 

[POH!KEMON]

Granted, but it cleans so much, it sucks up your room.

I wish I had a giant juebox.

 

[sponge_guy96]

Granted, just tell me what a "juebox" is xD

I wish I had an air conditioner in my house ;D

 

[GengarsShadow52]

Granted but it gets so cold in your house that you freeze to death.

I wish that HeartGold and SoulSilver were already out in the USA and that i had an unbreakable, incorruptible SoulSilver.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, but your mother accidentally buys you HeartGold instead, and it breaks.

I wish that the Russian in Electric Master's signature was actually Russian language.

 

[Infernape Rulez]

Granted ,but he kicks you out of a 100 story window.

I wish Pokemon were real.