Crush a wish!

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, a hobo just ate your father.

I wish for a good wish.

 

[PokeFriend13]

Granted. Your lv 100 Groudon went to lv1

I wish i could live with pokemon

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, while at the beach you get stung by a Tentacool

I wish people would quit posting so fast

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS IIIIIIIIIIIIN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR TO POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.......

I wish I didn't have to spam.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

What the fuck did you just say?

I wish the moron above me posted something tangable

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, but the translation is FUCK YOU.

I wish I didn't have to say that.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, instead you out right attacked me leading to your own demise

I wish I was a ninja

 

[Aura]

Granted, but the Monkey's don't like you as a ninja and leave you forever... after murdering you...

I wish people weren't racist

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, but everyone around you turns into a giant muffin and gets revenge for you not liking them.

I wish I could have a non-toxic cupcake right about now.

 

[Aura]

Granted but it's really a black hole

I wish I could figure out how to harness the power of Lightning

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

(GOT TO GO)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but you electricute yourself while learning

I wish I could control water with out drowning

 

[Aura]

Granted but you get trapped in a giant bubble of water for the rest of your life.

I wish my neck didn't hurt... *glowers at Leah for giving Aura a fatal massage*

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but now your fingers hurt from so much typing

I wish for a full body massage. (I doubt I need it but it would feel nice)

 

[Aura]

Granted but it's a crap one.

I wish I had a tiny idea of what to wish for

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but it's the same wish I wish for

I wish I hadn't played this game so much today that I can't think of a wish

 

[Aura]

Granted, but it's a really stupid wish.

...

...

Oh damn... nothing to wish for... ummm... I wish my sister didn't have pet mice

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, you get a pet snake that eats her mice. Because you live in Australia, it's one of the many venomous kinds found in the region. Tonight it will escape and bite everone in your house.

I wish I could visit (or live) in Australia

 

[Aura]

Granted but a giant mutant once pet snake bites your head off when you do.

I wish it would rain harder (it's a miracle that it's raining at all but anyway...)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but the rain continues causing massive floods

I wish I could go out and play in the rain

 

[Aura]

Granted but you drown in the floods.

I wish that Queensland could send some of the masses of water it has down here.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but a hole in the resevoir dirties the water making un drinkable

I wish I could go swimming

 

[Aura]

Granted, but when you dive under, the water on top suddenly freezes and you drown.

I wish I didn't have to go to school on Monday... Wait don't answer that. I don't have to!

...

I wish for a Riolu Plushy

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but the mafia hid heroin in numerous plush toys. The police raid your house and destroy your plushy looking for the drugs but find none leaving you with half a Riolu plushy.

I wish that didn't come out so mean

 

[Aura]

(It was mean?)

Granted but something else will... *coughwhenyouhavetosaysomethingreallyreallynicecough*

I wish I had something other than my fists to take down these two little demons (sister and friend).

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but using anything leads the evidence back to you

I wish I hadn't gotten so distracted that I forgot to take a shower

 

[Aura]

Granted but you forgot to get dressed after the shower.

I wish I didn't come up with that...

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, you instead came up with how to hide your drugs.

I wish for lulz.

 

[PokeFriend13]

Granted It's the one guy you think is a super dork.

I wish people would look at my story on quizilla and rate it

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, but everyone hates it.

I wish I could get a frickin' decent paint brush on neopets.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but after one use, its useless.

I wish Dyna, my basset hound, wasn't such a spaz.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, now she never does a thing but eat and sleep.

I wish Elliott, my yellow lab, wasn't a spaz. (Teehee, I copied you.)

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, now the only thing he does is hold down the house in a tornado, eat sleep and poop.

I wish I could speak in full Japanese sentences, instead of knowing simple words like frog and stupid.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted. All you know how to say is "Where did my pet llama run off to now?"

I wish I didn't have to finish this project...

 

[PokeFriend13]

Granted. Ummmm do I have to? Fine you fail
I wish people didnt hate my story

 

[POH!KEMON]

Granted, but what story?

I wish it was Christmas already!

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, you got a box of tissues and some toilet paper.

I wish I could get Super Paper Mario already... Dx

 

[Newprofile001]

So you hath wished it, so shall it be.

He turned invisible and gave you paper cuts. (The invisibility is that he's 2D)

I wish I was on Pokecharms.com

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, you were just banned.

I wish my Wii had some games besides Wii Sports.

 

[Newprofile001]

Granted.

The CDs spin too fast, exploding from extreme centrifugal force, and shrapnel goes into your hands. The doctor says you only have 3 millionths of a second to live.

I wish I could go to the bathroom.