Crush a wish!

Brendan Savem · Mar 15, 2009

Half Granted. She gets over the ex, but before she can take you back, the love-demon shows and makes her fall in love with Chuck Norris

I wish I had less chemestry homework (so much brain bashing to do such insane problems)

Secad MS · Mar 15, 2009

Granted, though now you have an insane amount of English to do.

I wish I knew the cure to the Love Demon's bolts.

Toru · Mar 22, 2009

Granted, but I have erased knowing the cure from your memory.

I wish my wish could not be crushed. (Try and get around this one!)

Weeds · Mar 22, 2009

Granted, but you'll have to lose an arm to have your wish come true. (HaHAA!

)

I wish Earth was invaded by martians. (I really have to stop wishing for stuff I don't want to come true...)

Psycho Monkey · Mar 22, 2009

Granted, and because the evil space monkeys have a pact with the Martians, I am now one of your overlords and make you do my laundry. To make matters worse, I give you my sweaty gym shorts worn all semester with out getting washed once :-X

I wish I could be in the monkey exhibit at the zoo

BlackLotus · Mar 22, 2009

Granted, but monkeys throw poop at you all day.

I wish I had my paycheck today instead of Wednesday. (This one'll be easy to crush.)

Zachary · Mar 23, 2009

Granted, but I steal it and waste it all on random crap.

I wish that I had the frickin motivation to start the RP Kal keeps bugging me about. =p

Rayn_Shyu · Mar 23, 2009

Granted, but your computer gets shot repeatedly.

I wish that I'd go to sleep.

BlackLotus · Mar 23, 2009

Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish that broccoli was made out of chocolate.

Rayn_Shyu · Mar 23, 2009

Granted, but chocolate now tastes a lot like broccoli. Nice work.

I wish that I could type faster and with fewer mistakes.

Psycho Monkey · Mar 23, 2009

Yay! Rayn's back!

Granted, but your computer can't take that amount of text getting thrown into it so fast and overloads!

I wish I wasn't so hungry all the time

Secad MS · Mar 24, 2009

What, no 'yays' for me? Lol.

Granted, but now you are constipated all the time. Have fun!

I wish I could catch a Kricketot in Platinum. I need it so badly! I think I'll name it Xyque...

BlackLotus · Mar 24, 2009

Granted, but you accidentally waste you Master Ball on it.

I wish Shado didn't FAIL at prearranged times.

Rayn_Shyu · Mar 24, 2009

Granted, but I get to have your DS.

I wish that I would get used to Daylight Savings time.

Psycho Monkey · Mar 24, 2009

Secad said:
What, no 'yays' for me? Lol.

Dissapear for a month and I'll miss you too

Granted, but by the time you do it's time to set the clocks back

I wish I knew my measurments

Rayn_Shyu · Mar 24, 2009

Granted, now they are on your arms.

I wish I had measurements on my arms.

Psycho Monkey · Mar 24, 2009

Granted, but there was super glue on the measuring tape so it is now permenantly attached to your arm.

I wish temperatures would stabalize already and stop bouncing between 30 and 60 degrees F on a daily basis.

BlackLotus · Mar 25, 2009

Granted, but the temperature stabilizes at 30 F. Forever. You'll never be warm again.

I wish I could finally finish my Bleach fanfic.

Rayn_Shyu · Mar 25, 2009

Granted, but then you get lung cancer. You don't die of it, you just have a sucky life for a long time.

I wish for a DS.

Psycho Monkey · Mar 26, 2009

Granted, but your life gets so busy you have no time to play it.

I wish I had time to play my DS.

Brendan Savem · Mar 26, 2009

Granted, but your DS has no time for your silly games

I wish I could find someone to brawl with

BlackLotus · Mar 26, 2009

Granted, but they're so good that you'll never win.

I wish I had a working mic for my Live on my new 360.

Rayn_Shyu · Mar 27, 2009

Granted, but you have to eat it. (That was random

)

I wish that I could grant more grants like that.

Psycho Monkey · Mar 28, 2009

Granted, but then you will never know if they really fell in love (I can do it too

)

I wish craziness was eternal!

Weeds · Mar 28, 2009

Granted, but you'll have too steal it from Chibi.

I wish I was really good at drawing dragons.

Rayn_Shyu · Mar 28, 2009

Granted, but you just have to draw them like non-stop (that's how you get good at drawing anything XP)

I wish that I could eat a bumble bee.

Strawberry Pikachu · Mar 28, 2009

Granted, but it'll build a hive in your stomach and then you'll asplode

I wish my friend would go out with me [He's a HE]

Toru · Mar 28, 2009

Granted, But then I summon the 'WHAT THE F-Bomb' and 'splode you.

I wish we could think up some epic wish on this thread that is impossible to crush.

BlackLotus · Mar 29, 2009

Granted, but the thread dies of implosion from the paradox of being unable to crush said wish, thereby destroying the entire 'Charms society. Congratulations.

I wish I hadn't just granted that wish.

Rayn_Shyu · Mar 29, 2009

Granted, you generate a wormhole that brings you to the Planet of the Apes because you didn't grant it.

I wish that people will get that reference...

Strawberry Pikachu · Mar 29, 2009

Granted, but it's the wrong reference.

I wish someone would post in my sprite shop =

Psycho Monkey · Mar 29, 2009

Granted, but it's all spam.

I wish I could get a response to the email I sent on Friday

Rayn_Shyu · Mar 29, 2009

Granted, but you get a bugillion viruses from it.

I wish that I could dance like no one was watching when no one was watching.

BlackLotus · Mar 30, 2009

Granted, but as it turns out, someone was spying on you and recording the entire dance, which they then post on YouTube.

I wish I had time to go to a rave. (This one should be easy)

Psycho Monkey · Mar 30, 2009

Granted, while at the rave you are invited to a sex party. You foolishly agree, and get laid more in one night then you ever have in your entire lifespan. You also get a number of STDs from the event, some you aren't even aware you have until it's too late. That includes AIDS.

I wish I would have realized the mistake I made on my Chemistry homework before it was too late.

jertyuiop · Mar 31, 2009

Granted, you did thus making you the best in your class and then instead of becoming what you were supposed to be you pass A levels in Chemistry, become a scientific genius and die at the age of 25 because a chemistry experiment ate you.

I wish that school would not give holiday homework.

BlackLotus · Apr 2, 2009

Granted, but now they assign more every day of the week, including weekends.

I wish I could harvest the ADAM slug in Little Sisters from Bioshock without killing them. :'(

Weeds · Apr 2, 2009

Granted, but they kill you.

I wish I was a samurai.

jertyuiop · Apr 2, 2009

Granted, but in your training you throw your sword in the air, attempt to catch it... but your hands get sliced off.

I wish that I had Pokemon Platinum

Rayn_Shyu · Apr 2, 2009

Granted, but you have to give me a DS and like a bugillion games.

I wish that I could sleep.

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