...because thanks to the Creative Corner, the quota for shitfic has increased tenfold. In order to truly excel this year, and earn the right to call yourself Badfic Champion, you will need to harness every ounce of fail and lose within you, and create a work of fiction so awful, so terrible, so horrifically bad that it'll mentally scar those unfortunate enough to read it for the rest of their miserable lives. I'm sure you know the rules by now, but for those that don't: The objective is simply to write a chapter of fiction, and the entry deemed the worst will win the ultimate fail prize. Remember that terrible spelling, overuse of smilies and flashing, multicoloured text will only get you so far - for the fic to be truly awful, its very core, its story, narrative and characters must be utterly abominable in comparison to anything ever seen or written before in order for you to be truly worthy of being called Champion. So, with that said... we're here. Get to writing.