ARE YOU HAPPY NOW SHINY CEPHALOPODIC DESTRUCTION Carmen, the Detective, has been killed after a long and insightful run late last night in the park. Medics were too late to save her, and she passed away en route to the hospital. Shocari has also been picked off, sniped - quite literally - in his bed. The killer escaped before the gunshot was heard by anyone. In other news, Indie has been found plastered to a wall near the Town Hall, with what looks suspiciously like markings made by a squid nearby. The squid has yet to be apprehended. In unrelated news, stunned pedestrians found a catapult lying in the middle of a road some six miles away, with the words "squid launcher" engraved into the side. Indie has revealed to be a townsperson.