AboutI am the pinnacle of android technology with an AI that matches human intelligence in every way; I can interchange from my default form into hundreds of chassis of various sizes with nearly unlimited modification options; Though I usually take on the form of an unfit, lazy slob, AKA my creator, a man who doesn't even know how he invented me in the first place (long story...), I am actually quite fit and capable of learning a number of combat techniques; However, all this is apparently lost on my colleagues, as all they want me to do is clean up their damn rooms every day... I'd say this is a waste of my talents, but who gives a shit, I've gotta get back to sweeping...
Alright, internet persona aside, I'm just a guy who likes to write stuff, read stuff, play stuff, chat about stuff, all that sorta stuff stuff, especially the Pokemon sorta stuff. So, if you like any of that stuff, I'm sure we'll get along just fine...and stuff.Click to expand......
- Written Works
- Trainer Cards
- Likes Received
- Trophy Points
- Dec 4, 2010
- Aug 24, 1994
- Favourite Pokémon
- Favourite Pokémon Move
- Often dozes off
Because of the rather bizarre nature of the D&D session I've been partaking in with some friends of mine, I decided to start writing out the scenarios from my player character's perspective. It's a bit of a shift from my usual material, though hopefully it'll be entertaining nonetheless. Anyways, summary time: Tony Hannah's got a fairly standard high school life going on, at least for the average jock: school in the day, practice in the afternoon, games on Friday, the usual. However, one particular day, after choosing to trail an oddly-behaving classmate, Tony and a couple of fellow students find themselves caught up in something that is anything but conventional scholastic fare.Nov 23, 2016 2,825 words 3 Likes
The continuing adventures of Mr.RMA and Michael during Karu's Birth in Blood storyline. As the events surrounding the tournament become more sinister, the two find themselves facing the very internal conflicts they came to this tournament to forget, as two separate encounters with a devilish being with seemingly infinite power have left them both with more than a few questions they just can't answer... (Separated into two parts. Part 1 takes place after Michael's encounter with the Fair Lady. Part 2 takes place after the RMA's encounter almost immediately succeeding Karu vs ARMA.)Oct 29, 2013 2,417 words 3 Likes
(Who says I can't finish a two-part story? Everyone ever? Well, screw you guys I finally did!) Jokes aside, the much-delayed conclusion to my main human Charms persona guy is finally here! Michael Tourniquet has just received the shock of his life as a robotic duplicate of himself has inexplicably shown up in his house. Unfortunately, this proves to be the least of his troubles, as a series of chaotic events culminate in Michael being forced to abandon everything he's ever known.Dec 17, 2014 4,846 words 2 Likes
The Undertale playthrough continues! Now the quest is truly underway as we escape the ruins and walk into the snow-covered outside world. Here, our protagonist must stow away the guilt of their past life to make proper amends, though will they have the capacity to fight aggression with pacifism and mercy? This first leg of their journey will be the first trial, with pun-spewing skeletons, a wistful snowman, and dogs... some very interesting dogs.Jan 15, 2016 2,801 words 3 Likes