Crush a wish!

[Lord Zortn]

Granted because i don't feel like thinking how to crush a wish right now.

I wish for a B.

 

[Pokecomic Central]

granted,but your B turns into a C


I wish for no wishes

 

[PhantoAce]

Too bad, you got a wish!

I wish for a PS3, coz I already have a Wii and Xbox

 

[Pokecomic Central]

granted but it explodes with your wii and xbox



i wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish!

 

[AmethystDragon]

Granted, but you've already wasted all the wishes.

I wish I had some nice, tasty, not-harmful-at-all, hot, completely clean, lasagna that I got to eat and was ok afterwards.

 

[Pokecomic Central]

granted,but you ate it then realized you dont like lasagna

i wish i had more wishes

 

[PhantoAce]

Granted, but they will never come true

I wish no one would crush my wish!

 

[AmethystDragon]

Granted, but it's a wish that goes to waste.

I wish I liked lasagna *glares at Tsutarja*, and had some tasty, not-harmful-at-all, hot, completely clean, lasagna that I got to eat and was ok afterwards.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but as you are now banned it doesn't really matter now does it?

I wish I had more than 2.5 weeks of summer break left.

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but now you have more school time to make up for it.

I wish this dang soundtack would load onto my computer already.

 

[Mindel]

Granted, but as it just now finished, there was a power failure.

I wish I was a Pokemon.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but then you're captured by an abusive trainer, and you are forced to battle against huge pokemon like Rhyperior, despite you turning into a Magikarp.

I wish I had the ability to change eye color and still be able to see.

 

[Mindel]

Granted, but your eye color changed to black, causing people to believe you were a demon.

I wish I could eat some Pie without being injured in any way possible.

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but I steal your pie.

I wish that everyone could have their (truthful) cake, and eat it too.

 

[Mindel]

Granted, but sadly theres no more cake left for you.

I wish that Blarg was a Magikarp besides a Primeape.

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but I evolve and nom on your face.

I wish I could evolve again.

 

[Mindel]

Granted, but instead of something cooler than Gyarados, you evolve into a Bellsprout somehow.

I wish Blarg was under my Hypno's hypnotic spell.

 

[PhantoAce]

Granted, but it only lasts for 3 seconds

I wish those two would stop doing this whole evolution nonsense! ^.^ O.o

 

[lolbulbagirl]

granted, but someone else starts talking about evolutions

I wish my nanna would stop looking at what I am typing

 

[PhantoAce]

Granted, but now everyone else is looking

I wish I wish I was a SHOOP DA WHOOP!

 

[lolbulbagirl]

granted but your lazer will take 2 years to charge

i wish i was a riolu

 

[PhantoAce]

Granted. Your a Riolu Statue!

I wish that My computer would over heat all the god damn time when Im writing a post >

 

[Doubled]

Granted, now it deep freezes.

I wish I had a fluffy tail.

 

[Mindel]

Granted, but its from a Flaffy.

I wish I was I was a turtle.

 

[Quashie]

Granted, but you died the next day.

I wish I wan't so obsessed with hand sanitizer. x.x

 

[Pokecomic Central]

granted,but then you become addicted to hand soap!


i wish for an uncrushed wish

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but that uncrushed wish that you wished for becomes crushed because it is an uncrushed wish.

I wish that wishes were easier to wish for without wishing for uncrushable wishes.

 

[Quashie]

Granted, but that wish are only uncrushed temporarily. (xD)

I wish people would stop wishing for uncrushable wishes.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but now things are boring.

I wish I had red eyes like Red.

 

[Lord Zortn]

Granted but it was a hologram.

I wish for...uh...i wish fooorr...uuuuhhhh....I wish i knew what to wish for... OH CRAP

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but I slap you in the face.

I wish I was better at golf. (I got a 106 on 9 holes today, so, yah...)

 

[Doubled]

Granted, now your worse at breathing.

I wish I had my own T.V. show that wasn't on Adult Swim or Mtv (or God forbid TvLand)

 

[Lord Zortn]

Granted but it was so lame no one watched it.

I wish for everything that can't be crushed.

 

[Azerake]

Granted, but then you get crushed.

I wish Hannah Montana was dead.

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but so are you.

I wish I had a pet Godzilla (that doesn't want to kill me.)

 

[cbosma9]

granted but it runs away

i wish i had some playdoh

 

[xxllo2]

Granted, but someone left the jar open so it's hardened and useless.
I wish I had a noodle

 

[SM750]

Granted, but it's uncooked and someone stole your cooking appliances.

I wish I had a a pet Cactus named George.

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but he's actually lying to you and his name is Jim.

I wish I didn't have to wake up at 4 A.M. tomorrow...

 

[xxllo2]

Granted, now you can't sleep ever again!

I wish my old link cable for GBA would work >.>