Crush a wish!

[Blarg]

Granted, but with it, you create a paradox, and you 'splode

I wish I was the Companion Cube.

 

[ToadDude]

Yay! I 'sploded!

Granted, Now you're inanimate.

I wish for N00Bs never came on Charms. (And I don't count as a N00b)

 

[cbosma9]

granted but all the noobs go on another forum you go on

i wish for a shiny umbreon!

 

[ToadDude]

Granted. It's hacked. And it becomes a BadEgg! And your game crashes. Sad.

I wish I had this guy-

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but he's actual size, and he ends up being swallowed.

I wish for a pack of peanuts.

 

[ToadDude]

Granted. You can't see them.

I wish for an Annoying Orange! (Hey! Hey, Apple! Apple hey!)

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but since I lurve oranges, I eat it :B

I wish for CHOCOLAAAAAATTE!!!

 

[Kerauno]

Granted. But then, I eat it cuz I looove chocolate!

I wish for Egg.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, now do you want it sunny side up or scrambeled?

I wish I knew how to speak and read English and Japanese.

 

[Kerauno]

Scrambled, please! Wait... What?!?!

Granted, but you misread the word "Hello" and accidentally say "Shut up, stupid." to a Japanese executive.

I wish for chocolate egg.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but then you are attacked by a "Chocolate Duck".

I wish I that Black and white were here already.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but it's not what you thought it would be.

I wish had 100 dollars.

 

[Lord Zortn]

Granted, but mah Zangoose rips it up.

I wish people would please click my Zergoose egg.

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but it gets tired of being clicked on, so it commits suicide.

I wish summer lasted longer.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but the holidays come later as well.

I wish that I had a big... cup of vanilla coffee.

 

[Lord Zortn]

Granted but someone added poison...seviper poison...

I wish my egg didn't commit suicide... :'(

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but a Seviper eats it. (Payback for poisoning me!)

I wish there was a Shaymin in my room. And that I had a Gracidea flower.

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but it eats your pillow.

I wish I had a ROFLcopter.

 

[Kerauno]

Losing a pillow makes no difference to having a Shaymin!

Granted, but it loses against an LOL Cat. (But don't worry; We can rebuild it. We have the technology.)

 

[Lord Zortn]

I wish Kerauno remembered to wish for something.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but I get your most prized Zangoose.

I wish I didn't have such a severe case of ADHD.

 

[Lord Zortn]

Granted but then my zangoose cuts you, and shoves garbage on it, thus giving you a very severe infection.
(Payback isn't so fun? Is it?)
I wish for.....uhh....uuuhhh...I wish i knew what to wish for...

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted, but it's terrible.

I wish for HD cable and nothing can go wrong with it or the setup

 

[Lord Zortn]

Granted, but your tv, and all your friends tvs break.

I wish for trees that cant die, or turn evil/mutan/become intelligant at all.

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted but it poisons you when you try to taste it's sap.

I wish for food (again I'm hungary)

 

[Lord Zortn]

Granted but it's poisoned.
(again with the poison! I hate poison...)
I wish i knew y my Zortn Jr. turned into an egg on gpx plus...

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but your brain asplodes from the knowledge!

I wish that my Writer's Block went away.

 

[Lord Zortn]

Granted, but Billy Mayes ghost haunts you for destroying his tomb!
(haha couldn't think of anything)
I wish spongebob wasn't as funny is it isn't now.

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted, but I'm afraid that'll never happen. I feel your pain.

I wish for Chaos Emeralds

 

[Lord Zortn]

Granted but your twiggy turns them good so now they are "Peace Emeralds."

I wiah for non-poisoned pie.

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted but it's the worst tasting pie ever.

Wish for fun.

 

[Azerake]

Granted, but the fun only lasts for one day. After that, you get 7 years of bad luck.

I wish for snubbulls to be erased from Pokemon forever.

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but Jumpluffs are erased forever as well.

I wish vh;elouqb that my qkwjfbvclajshdcg keyboard BSGDVNBWdfbv would stop nfybewnpoqWUED8W7 GLITCHING UP! FDVLISHFVnhgfbdt675

 

[Stark]

Granted, but your hands glitch up instead D:

I wish it would stop raining.

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but it stops raining water, now it's raining tigers.

I wish tigers would stop attacking me.

 

[Lord Zortn]

ranted but then you get attacked by lions

I wish for a regeneratable sheld that only i can get through.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but then you get stuck inside and starve to death. And no one can hear your screams...

I wish for a peanut butter egg.

 

[Pokecomic Central]

granted,but the egg spioled

i wish for wishes not to be crushed

 

[Lord Zortn]

Granted, but my zangoose recon squad takes you out in revenge for stealing a wish that i previously wished for a wile back.

I wish i had a shiny Zangoose on pokemon heartgold...

 

[Pokecomic Central]

granted,but you accidently released it when you meant to release a magikarp


i wish for a crushed wish