Crush a wish!

[PokeGirlPraure]

Granted, but it falls asleep the moment you ask it for something.

I wish to get all Pokemon games there is.

 

[Anonymous]

Granted, but they all don't work.

I wish my Piplup would lay off the beer.

 

[Electabuzz_65]

granted, but now he is on drugs

I wish getting a Turtwig in HeartGold wasn't so dang hard!

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but it only gets slightly easier to obtain.

I wish grinding for levels in a Pokemon game wasn't so boring.

 

[Electabuzz_65]

granted, but now it takes longer.

I wish EV training wasn't soooooo hard

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but now each Pokemon requires 1 billion expierence points to gain a level.

I wish Gen V had introduced a flying/fighting type Pokemon.

 

[Electabuzz_65]

Granted, but it evolves and loses it's fighting type...

I wish for candy

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but it all tastes like broccoli!

I wish I was a superhero!

 

[Anonymous]

Granted but a villan kills you~

I whish my Vulpix would stop hogging the bathroom.

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but then your mom hogs the bathroom!

I wish I had a pet Chimchar.

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but it flame-farts and the house burns down.

I wish more people would comment on my art thread.

 

[Anonymous]

Granted, but they all troll you~

I wish my Plusle and Minum would get along.

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but Divani and Multuplii beat them to death.

I wish I had a Chimecho.

 

[ToadDude]

^ That. That Crush is win.

Granted. It suffocates you by warping it's body around your mouth and nose. *shot for James joke*

I wish for a friendly, would-never-do-anything-to-hurt-me, Torterra.

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but Team Rocket kidnaps it.

I wish there weren't so many water-type Pokemon.

 

[PokeGirlPraure]

Granted, but they are made almost impossible to capture.

I wish McDonalds would be in my yard.

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but you have too many big macs and choke.

I wish someone would request in my art thread.

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but then your computer crashes.

I wish something random would happen.

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but it is so random monkeys take over the world.

I was I could key board smash without a computer. asdfghjkl

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but you end smashing your parents' prized possesion and get granted for life!

I wish we could live in our computers.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but then you are constantly bombarded by popups to make your ADHD go away, or to play a certain MMORPG.

I wish teachers would do homework too.

 

[MSML]

Granted, but you forgot to remember that teachers do homework, they grade the papers.


I wish for dinner

 

[Foxy]

Granted, but you get to watch me eat it.
I wish to win the lottery.

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but you only win 10 cents!

I wish for nothing.

 

[Doubled]

Granted. Now you get slashed by the nothingness of Axel! (KHII ref.)

I wish for the ability to play shooter games as well as I play a children's card game.

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but then you suddely stink at playing a child's card game, so you end up stinking at shooter games.

I wish I had set a world record.

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but you get raped by fan girls.

I wish I had some salsa to dip my nachos in. So dry... D':

 

[Doubled]

Granted. Now its so tongue melty

I wish that I had a general idea of a good story (I'm planning on writing a book. A REAL ONE!)

 

[Electabuzz_65]

Granted, but it isnt published for 10 years!!

I wish i had the attention span to finish my pokemon fic!

 

[Myth Busted]

Granted, but by the time you get your attention span back, another five generations have passed and everyone had forgotten about earlier years.

I wish for a lump of modelling clay.

 

[Foxy]

Granted, but its a dried, cracking lump of modeling clay.
I wish it would get colder.

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but the weather gets so cold, you freeze to death.

I wish I already knew everything I needed to know so I wouldn't have to go to school.

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but your brain exploded.

I wish Giftuprize was a real Pokemon...

 

[ToadDude]

Granted, but it's un-obtainsable.

I wish for this home work to be done, AND Earn me an A+ on it.

 

[888Warrior888]

Granted, but you have to shove your face in cow leavings.

I wish for my wish to be un-crushable x3

 

[Electabuzz_65]

Granted, but it's still breakable...

I wish for unlimited Drunstick Ice cream cones!!!

 

[Animefan1]

Granted but you forgot to put in in the freezer so they all melted .....

I wish for a cute chibi cat stuffed toy ^-^

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but it gets torn to shreds in a bizarre wood chipper accident...

I wish I had a box of jelly beans

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but they are poisoness!

I wish I was better at drawing...

 

[Foxy]

Granted, but you become terrible at everything else. I wish I didn't get confused so easily.