Crush a wish!

[Foxy]

Granted, but she is incredibly shallow and is totally crazy XD. I wish for an Ipod.

 

[Anonymous]

Grants but none of the songs work.
Wishes for a Pikachu hat.

 

[MSML]

Granted, but it doesnt fit on your head.

I wish for a fitting Pikachu hat.

 

[Foxy]

Granted, but its dirty and smells terrible. I wish for a nap.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but it lasts for three years.

I wish life had subtitles.

 

[Foxy]

Granted, but every single word is in a different language. I wish I owned every episode of South Park known to man.

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but then a crazy South Park fan comes and steals all your South Park movies.

I wish for the perfect wish.

 

[Thepokemontrainer]

Hi! I'm back at Pokecharms! ;D
Granted but I eat it.
I wish for a Mew Hoodie that will never be dirty or smell, will not explode, is unbreakable, and DOES NOT EXPLODE.

 

[MSML]

Granted, but it turns out it's opposite day, so it's now dirty and smelly, Exploded, is broken, and DOES EXPLODE


I wish for a second season of Tower prep

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but it's the worst season ever.

I wish opposite day was an official holiday.

 

[Thepokemontrainer]

Granted, but its Opposite Day, so its not!
I wish for an Absol, Female and Lv 80.

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but Team Rocket steals her!

I wish for school to shut today!

 

[Foxy]

Granted! But every single school except for yours shuts down today. You have to go to school even though they have no power. I wish my school would stop trying to get the power to work and just let everyone go home.

 

[Thepokemontrainer]

Granted, but you have detention until you're 85 and have to stay.
I wish Summer Vacation would come already.

 

[Foxy]

Granted, but your stuck in summer school. I wish it would snow.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but it blocks you in for three months, making you go insane.

I wish I had that Dragon program fro my computer that let me say what to write.

 

[Thepokemontrainer]

Granted, but its broken
I wish I was better at math

 

[Phanes]

Granted but you have an extremely short term attention span

I wish for donuts!

 

[Thepokemontrainer]

OMG A SQUIRREL.
SQUIRREL USED EAT DONUTS.
DONUTS FAINTED.
Thepokemontrainer used Wish!
Thepokemontrainer wished for food!

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but its all your least favorite foods!

I wish homework was never invented.

 

[Lady Zoroark]

Granted, but you have to do more work at school

I wish I could type faster

 

[Stam~ Susie Salmon]

Granted, but you forget how to read.
I wish for money!

 

[DarkMist]

granted but you only get a penny

i wish for a coke

 

[Thepokemontrainer]

Granted, but its Pepsi.
I wish for a soda.

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but you only get a molecule of soda!

I wish people would stop thinking that the end of the world was coming (it didn't happen in Y2K, it's not happening in 2012!!)

 

[Doubled]

Granted. Seriously it needs to stop. But anyway, granted, but there is no more Ice cream.

I wish for enough money to build a virtual island that all gamers could go to at a click of a button.

 

[travelling oboe]

Granted, but someone hacks it and it crashes.

I wish that it would stop snowing.

 

[Rolly]

Granted, but it starts to hail instead!

I wish that it became summer!

 

[Phanes]

Granted, but then there's no more beverages in the world!!!!

I wish for a sundae

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but you get a Sunday instead!

I wish my dog didn't hate water (giving her baths is such a pain...)

 

[Nick Blare]

Granted, but now she hates people.

I wish I was a little less picky in ways of foods I eat.

 

[Thepokemontrainer]

Granted, but you hate to eat now and you starve.
I wish for air.

 

[Foxy]

Granted, but its highly toxic air. I wish for gold fish.

 

[Thepokemontrainer]

Granted, but its the food and I eat them.
I wish for a hug.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but they break your back.

I wish for a free tux.

 

[Nick Blare]

Granted, but it was used by somebody with uncontrollable, and uncleansable, body odor, and has glitter paint all over it.

I wish that there was no world hunger and complete world peace.

 

[travelling oboe]

Granted, but now all life in the universe has been wiped out. Nobody is hungry, nobody is at war. Nice job breaking it, hero.

I wish for a cool-looking hat.

 

[Nick Blare]

I was expecting something along the lines of "AND EVRYWUN DYD. TEH END."

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Granted, but it turns out to be a massive parasite and turns you into a zombie of sorts.

I wish I had everything ever an iPhone that works.

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but you get arrested because it was a stolen copy!

I wish for randomness! (I ran out of ideas...)

 

[MSML]

Granted, but because of your randomness, you become dumb


I wish for more snow.