Crush a wish!

[Korora]

Granted, but you have a cursed half-life.

I wish my Gallade would stop murdering my friend's Feraligatr in slow animation.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but you have to watch a flash video of the WHOLE THING, in slow motion. And I get to watch you scream... (It's a win/win situation. You're Gallade is no longer a murderer, and I get to watch bloodshed and fear.)

I wish I didn't have Emo moments so much.

 

[Korora]

Granted, but "Emo Lyra" is living in your room.

I wish Cyrus wasn't such a loser.

 

[Luckii]

Granted, but he's taken over the UNIVERSE!

I wish that sheep still looked white when it snowed.

 

[Doubled]

Granted. Now you can't see them at all.

I wish that I could do the moonwalk.

 

[Luckii]

Granted, but you can't stop doing it, so you moonwalk into the sea, and drown.

I wish for wishes.

 

[Korora]

Granted, but you just got your wish.

I wish I had a Jirachi-plush toy.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but "Emo Lyra" is living in your room.

Lyra isn't Emo. I actually wouldn't mind having her in my room.

Granted, but it uses Doom Desire on your house.

I wish that I had a choclate chip cookie.

 

[Korora]

Oh, my mistake! Sorry!

Anyway; Granted, but you have an allergy to chocolate, so you can't eat it.

I wish I could hit a hobo. *Just kidding, but go on with it!*

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but he hits you with a greasy chicken.

I wish for a Shiny Female Eevee.

 

[kwilava kid]

granted, but all your other pokemon are released


I wish i was ruler of the world and no one will rebel

 

[Korora]

Granted, but the world itself rebelled (A.k.a Mother Nature.) and overthrew you.

I wish I could eat 2 tons of Ice cream.

 

[PkMnTrainerDiamond]

Granted, but you esplodeded.

I wish my half-life was over with.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but I have you live life as a zombie henceforth and forever more.

I wish that my MP3 player wasn't broken.

 

[PkMnTrainerDiamond]

Granted. Red went to get it fixed, but he likes your music and won't give it back.

I wish I was a regular living Mawile again.

 

[kwilava kid]

granted but you got cought by Paul

I wish I could get my wifi to work on my ds

 

[ToadDude]

Granted. You acsses a hacked signal and your DS comes to life and eats you.

I wish I had the DS Game: Harvest Moon Grand Bazaar. (Yes I'm a HM fan)

 

[Luckii]

Granted, but Cows come out of the game box, and nibble you till death.

I wish for a new telly.

 

[Anonymous]

Granted, but it broke
i wish for a espeon plushie

 

[Moonlight-Zelda]

Granted, but it is out to get you.

I wish my dogs wouldn't shed so much.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

granted by they die of overheating

I wish I had a unicorn

 

[Moonlight-Zelda]

Granted, but it decides to sharpen its horn and then come for love.

I wish we had our own land so we wouldn't have to board horses.

 

[Anonymous]

granted, but it's in the artic.

i wish for an axel plushie.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but he spontaniously combusts.

I wish I could back down into a Medium.

 

[PkMnTrainerDiamond]

Granted, but Master is here. PkMnTrainerPaul would like to battle.

I wish my master would battle Red.

 

[Sam-Chan]

Granted, but as the battle starts Red is flattened in a freak Snorlax accident.

I wish I was Queen of the Gengars. 8D

 

[Dinova]

Granted, but the gengar revolt.

I wish I had a flygon pillow.

 

[Moonlight-Zelda]

Granted, but the seams are tearing.

I wish eevees were real.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but they are savage creatures with saber-teeth and razor-sharp claws and they don't hesitate to attack people, kill pets, and eat children. Flee from the Terror Eevees!

I wish I didn't have so many tests this week

 

[Moonlight-Zelda]

Granted, but you instead have twice as many tests next week.

I wish story-planning went faster.

 

[Anonymous]

granted, but now you can olny write stuped stuff

i wish for a cool nickname

 

[Thepokemontrainer]

Granted, but nobody knows who you are any more
I wish I could be a pokemon trainer in the pokemon world

 

[kwilava kid]

Granted but you get attacked by rabid terror eevees

I wish all my homework was finished and all the anwsers were right

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but Brendan's Terror Eevee's eat it.

I wish I had a bottle of 100% Pure Awesomesauce.

 

[Thepokemontrainer]

Granted but Terror Eevees take it

 

[PkMnTrainerDiamond]

.........no wish to crush?

I wish Gary Mothafockin' Oak was my trainer.

 

[Thepokemontrainer]

ME TOO!

 

[Blarg]

ME TOO!

...no comment.

Granted, but every time you go into your Poke Ball, he says "Smell ya later!", which annoys you.

I wish I had a better laptop.

 

[Thepokemontrainer]

Granted, but it gets a virus and crashes

I wish I was an Umreon

 

[Moonlight-Zelda]

Granted, but it bites your jugulars.

I wish the anime screen-writers would bring in better characters.