Crush a wish!

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, you're now bored with the battle.

I wish I could play Benjamin in the Breaking Dawn movie.

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but no one watchs it cause they know you're in it

I wish that hadn't sounded so insulting

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but someone other than me insults you to make it fair. (No offense taken, either. I'm not the best looking or suited to play him, so...)

I wish my teeth could get stragihter, with having to get braces (I don't have to, but)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but when you grow your wisdom teeth your other teeth are unstraitened.

I wish I knew a better word than unstaitened

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, you now too many words that your head explodes.

I wish that pork roast hadn't given me gas.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, it gave you the shits.

I wish I could eat another burger.

 

[Jenova]

Granted, but you ate a poisoned burger.

I wish I can Cwalk better

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but you get hit by a meteor every time you do it

I wish I had a camera with a picture to blackmail my sister with on it

 

[Tunolipede]

Granted, but I couldn't manage to delete that picture of you last night ...

I wish I can pronounce 'potassion'. Or spell it. Whatever.

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but you have no idea what it means

I wish I had green eggs and ham!

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, their moldy eggs and ham!

I wish I had more shiny Pokemon.

 

[Tunolipede]

Granted, but they're all green missingno.s.

I wish I'm not a midget. :[

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, you're 30 feet tall and can't hold your weight.

I wish my stomach didn't hurt.

 

[POH!KEMON]

Granted, but you get hungry afterwards.

I wish I wasn't to lazy to excercise...

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, you're too lazy to move.

I wish I could have more level 100 Pokemon with good stats.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but I nom them all. Anyone want a leg of Staraptor? It's tasty!

I wish you all would join me in a Pokemon barbecue.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, the food spoils and everyone hates you. The Ditto was already spoiled...

I wish I could wear my Micheal Jackson hat without knowing it's a Micheal Jackson hat.

 

[POH!KEMON]

Granted, but Micheal calls the cops 'cause he thougt you stole them!

I wish I could go to Palm Springs already!

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but the hotel you get is on a gay beach

I wish I was a superhero (cheesey: yes, original: no)

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but your superpower is farting.

I wish I had a million bucks. (Yeah, overused.)

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, you are forced to buy many items from garage sales worth nothing.

I wish I could have some root beer.

 

[Jenova]

Granted, but someone shoots you when you take your first sip.

(Meteors are MY domain. MINE.)
I wish the person I hated died.

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but it's your siamese twin so you die too

I wish people couldn't kill me

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, they can kill your friends and family.

I wish I had all the Regi's. (JUST ONE MORE...)

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but someone steals your charger and while saving, your DS dies.

I wish I had shorter hair.

 

[Jenova]

Granted, but someone accidentally shaves all of your hair off.

I wish I didn't have to go to a doctor's appointment today.

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but you didn't know you had a rare, yet easily cured, killing disease

I wish I had 2 wishes instead of one

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, and I crush both.

I wish my butt didn't hurt.

 

[Tunolipede]

Granted, but now the rest of your body hurts.

I wish I'm not socially awkward.

 

[Jenova]

Granted, you become obnoxiously loud, and everyone hates you.

I wish the world would end already.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, the world of your imagination is gone.

I wish I could have a bunch of wi-fi battles.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but after about three of them, your DS blows up in your face due to it over heating.

I wish I hadn't taken a bite of the ramen that my cousin put Tabasco sauce on it. (Hot sauce is fine, but I wanted to try it with Tabasco......Now I have a bad after taste.)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but then the thought of never trying it would have eaten away at you until finally you did try it. Then you would have made this wish and I would have crushed it as so leading to a never ending cycle.

I wish for compensation

 

[Tunolipede]

Granted, but when something good happens to you, people take your money.

I wish I got a nickle for everytime I eat a cookie. (so far today, I'd have $3.00!)

 

[Jenova]

Granted, but you have to pay $20 for every cookie for every time you've eaten one, be it past or present.

I wish my dad wasn't such a cheap bastard.

 

[Tunolipede]

Granted, now your Dad is a pricey bastard.

I wish I didn't have to have to get off the PC just now.

 

[Jenova]

Granted, you have to get away from the room you're in...forever.

I wish I can morph into a guinea pig whenever I please.

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but you now have rabies.

I wish today's music wasn't terrible.

 

[BlackLotus]

Granted, but you're deaf.

I wish I didn't have to do a speech for my class tomorrow.

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but you don't have to do a speech because you get shot by a student.