Crush a wish!

[Jenova]

Granted, but everyone loses their sense of humor.

I wish I wasn't so pissed off today.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted. You are now pissed ON by a dog. (I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.)

I wish it would rain today.

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but it rains knives

I wish It was LESS THAN 100 degrees

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, it's negative 100 out.

I wish it would rain water.

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but its dog piss

I wish for nachos!

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Aw, damn. I knew the dog peeing thing was gonna bite me in the ass! Granted....there spoiled.

I wish I had a Slowpoke plushie.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, it was handmade by me. (I can't sew)

I wish I was better at drawing chibis.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, with no catch. Chibis rock!

I wish....I could do all the stuff the Naruto characters can.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, then the Naruto makers decide they should all lose their powers and die.

I wish I could have yet another wi-fi spree. I'm addicted.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but you get so obsessed you forget to eat.

I wish Pokemon could be real for at least one day.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

(I do forget to eat all the time. It's why I ate breakfast at 2:30. )

Granted, you go to the beach on that one day and get pinched and stung by a bunch of Kingler and Tentacool.

I wish dinner would be ready. :C

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but its liver.

I wish I could have spaghetti for dinner. I love pasta.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, it's spaghetti and eyeballs.

I wish I could have some stuffing and pork chops already. >:C

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, put the pork chops jump up and start singing the Brady Bunch theme song.

I wish something that random could happen.

 

[Jenova]

Granted, you get run over by a stampede of n00bs riding on elephants.

I wish I can breathe underwater.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, you can breath for a millionth of a millisecond. :]

I wish I could actually smell something besides shit.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, its the smell of newborn

I wish I had a less busy summer (I'm barely finding the time to come here with going abroad all the time)

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but your computer only works from midnight to3:00 AM

I wish these Rice Crispies I got were bigger

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, the turn so big they can't hold up their own weight, so they fall into a vat of toxic waste and turn radioactive and eat your city. You're in huge debt...

I wish I woke up earlier.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, you woke up five minutes after you fell asleep, now you're tired beyond possibility

I wish I was a monkey

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, you are a radioactive monkey.

I wish my stomach stopped growling.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

(Damn you Kini!)

@ Brendan: Granted, you now work for me

@Jirachan: Granted, you have indegestion

I wish more people would wish to be monkeys

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

(How dare you! )

Granted, they wish they were dead monkeys.

I wish this dog could stay with us forever.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, the dog out lives your entire family and pissed on each of your graves.

I wish for more mental stimulation

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted...

*Clips electric shocker clips on Monkey's ears and stands back*

Fire In The Hole!!

*Pulls lever, everyone knows what happens next*


I wish I was electricity resistant

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but the human nerve system is full of electric charges so you can't feel me stabbing you repeatedly

I wish for a cheeseburger

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but the cheese... is not cheese... it's custard

I wish I hosted a custardburger throwing contest

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but a the custard is 8 years old and makes everyone run away cause ut's green

I wish the new Transformers movie was already out

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but you're never allowed to watch it, even on DVD, because whatever you watch it on will blow up.

I wish I could meet Jordin Sparks someday. (I live in AZ, so there's a small chance of that happening)

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but you haven't showerd in 5 weeks so she dies when she comes within 6 miles of you

I wish my N64 would work (stupid cable's messed up on it)

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but it only plays one game...which ever one you hate most.

I wish my brother hadn't kept me up last night by screaming jokes from outside. (He slept in a tent.)

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, he was screaming jokes from inside.

I wish I got more sleep.

 

[PhantoAce]

Granted, but you sleep for the rest of your life

I wish Laties was real XD

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, he's real in the 721st generation of Pokemon, when no one cares about it.

I wish my thumb wasn't partly black.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, you don't have a thumb anymore.

I wish Izzy (my second cousin) wasn't crying so loud. I already have a headache. If I didn't, I wouldn't mind.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, you start crying instead and lose your dignity.

I wish phanguy would hurry up.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, you can't keep up with him now.

I wish I could go on adventure with pirates, the good kind like Jack Sparrow.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, but you do something so stupid you get kicked off the boat.

I wish I didn't feel sick.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, you have a massive headache.

I wish I whooped serious tooshie on Duelist of the Roses, instead of phailing epically against Weevil

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, you kicked ass... on the first duelist.

I wish I wasn't so bored. I've been waiting for an hour for someone.