Crush a wish!

[Squrtachu]

*sigh*Granted: But then you move so fast you stop time and freeze where you stand for all eternaty. MWAHAHAH



I wish, I wish.....Hmmmm, i wish i had A CHEEZEBURGA

 

[Vol]

Granted, but the letter R comes and kills you because you forgot to put him in the word.

I wish I could play a mouse in go-fish.

 

[Uki]

Granted, but you lost $1,000,000 because you made a bet and lost.


I wish that I could win the lottery.

 

[Squrtachu]

Granted, But then you get so much money the economy crashes and the dollar is worthelss ^_^



I wish for a pumkin
^_^

 

[Uki]

Granted, but you lost the pumpkin and it rotten and now your whole house smells.


I wish that I had a pineapple.

 

[Vol]

Granted, but then the pineapple appears to be poisoned, and you suffer slowly until you get unexpectedly hit by a bus.

I wish that Mars was invaded by aliens

 

[Squrtachu]

Granted but then they become martians and invade/dystroy the earth



I wish first gen gameboy games (such as the real red version) could be played in a DS.

 

[Uki]

Granted, but those stupid aliens destroyed your DS.


I wish I had a bunny rabbit.

 

[Squrtachu]

Granted, but it is a mutant rabbit so it eats your soul



I wish i had New ds that could still play first gen gameboy games ^_^

 

[Hoenn Master]

Granted, but then you're kicked off of this topic for making the same wish twice.

I wish I had Platinum in English NOW!!!

AL wants Platinum :'(

 

[Silver Scizor]

Granted, but it is a used copy from gamestop. HA HA HA ;D

I wish that pokemon were real.

 

[Kruk]

Granted, but then the human race enslaves them and they become extinct.

I wish sharp things weren't sharp.

 

[Uki]

Granted, but then dull things aren't dull.

I wish I could live forever.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

You do live for ever, but you don't have eternal youth. Have fun!

I wish that the universe exploded.

 

[Wolfnoid]

Granted but pokemon become real and dialga and palkia go back in time to stop the explosion.

I wish i wasnt addicted to this game

 

[Vol]

Granted. You become obsessed!

I wish that pain didn't hurt do much.

 

[Wolfnoid]

Granted now it hurts alot more.

I wish i was better at basketball

 

[Stark]

Granted, but then you couldn't play golf.

I wish that hayfever would go away.

 

[Wolfnoid]

Granted but now your allergies act up around chinese food.

I wish I could sprite better

 

[Hoenn Master]

Granted, but then you're so good, that people become obsessed with your spriting and you die.

I wish that I could travel in space.

AL

 

[Wolfnoid]

Granted but you can only breathe for 2hours and choke to death

I wish was a werewolf(to easy)

 

[Uki]

Granted, but you never changed back and you got shot down by hunters.


I wish I could have 3 more wishes.

 

[1dah0]

Granted but you use them to wish that you were fat, fatter and fattest

I wish to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony

 

[Uki]

Granted, but they only sing depressing songs making the whole world depressed.

I wish that I could find the cure for cancer.

 

[diamondphantom]

granted, but then a new disease comes and kills everyone

I wish...I had a deathnote and I became kira!!

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but you meet the same fate as Light...

I wish I had powers like Viewtiful Joe's!

 

[Silver Scizor]

Granted, but after a while, you wish you were a different hero. And while contemplating your existance, you get hit by a car.

I wish for a guitar.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but you suck at it..

I wish life was more fun

 

[Uki]

Granted, but it was too fun and everyone died.

I wish I had a new computer.

 

[Silver Scizor]

Granted, but your identity was stolen through a scam.

I wish the sky was green.

 

[Uki]

Granted, but then grass was blue.

I wish I had a apple.

 

[Wolfnoid]

Granted but you have no other food.

I wish i was related to Linkachu and Jeydis

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but they hate you.

I wish for a good wish.

 

[Uki]

Granted, but then it goes bad.

I wish my little brother wasn't so annoying.

 

[Aero]

granted but your parents have a doughter and she is 5 times more annoying

i wish someone would trade me a non hacked female eevee on diamond

 

[Wolfnoid]

Granted but when you get it, it screws up your game.

I wish I could do a head spin with out breaking or hurting my neck

 

[112% Elusive]

Granted, but you hurt your head instead.

I wish I had another DS

 

[Wolfnoid]

Granted but it has missing parts

I wish I owned mewtwo

 

[112% Elusive]

Granted, but Mewtwo loses control and attacks you.

I wish I had a pet Buizel.

 

[Uki]

Granted, but then Wolfnoid's mewtwo attacks it and kills it


I wish I had a Snorlax