First of all, that's some good necromancy right there.
Second of all, your reasoning for not liking Disney, as far as I can figure, is "They didn't do Pokemon." That's not just dumb, that's mind-bendingly obtuse. It's not like they'd have any control on whether or not Ash and May kiss; that's something for the Japanese animators to sort out.
Third of all, that's not a girl in the picture. That's Blue/Green/Gary/whatever you want to call him.
Fourth of all, your comments have little relevence to the topic at hand, in this case the sprite comic.
Incidentally, the comic itself has an interesting premise, but could benefit from some proofeading, particularly the second one. The first one got a chuckle out of me, though.