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the arrow game ^ < v

^ Throw it over here! Oh you missed...
< Cerberus, please! So much dog saliva on me already!
V It's not my fault the pie landed on your face...
 
^ I would, but then Chibi and Cerberus are trying to kill me, but then if I join them, I'd kill everybody else, and then Chibi and Cerberus might still try to kill me, and then, and then and then....
< Trying to make up her mind.
V If it's not Chibi, what do I do??? If it is, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!!!
 
^ You never said anything about me :D *snickers while slowly approaching Fallen Angel with a skinning dagger drawn*
< Hmm... I think I'll make a Fallen Angel cape...
V Would you like something as well?
 

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
^ *bitch slaps* Stop posting before me!
< Is getting tired of people posting before me
V *gets bitch slapped if you are one of the three posters above me*
 
^ Well, I'm soooo sorry, but you posted before I wanted to, too.
< I guess we all can't be happy, can we. *takes out kunai and stabs gzh in the heart* Sorry buddy, but you went after me first!
V If it's Psycho, stop bitch slapping me! If it's gzh, he's alive! AGAIN! *starts to run* And if it's somebody else, help me cover up the dead body....
 
^ Fool! Did you really think you can kill me? *throws a throwing dagger and pulls skinning knife out of pocket*
< Invincible
V If it's master... HI! If it's someone else... *bitch slaps*
 
^ ugh. 3rd time I've had to change this.
< Wonders what to do about the stupid level 100 magicarp that I found. Something about it really doesnt seem right...
V what do you think I should do with an unevolvable fish. ???
 

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
^ Aren't Magikarp only skin and bone?
< Can't remember the last time I wore formal attire
V I'm willing to bet you're young and naive
 
^ HEY! I may be young, but I'm not that naive.
< Waiting patiently (that's a surprise) for a piece of filet.
V Meh, I don't really have much to say at the moment, so.... *throws missle over left shoulder* Waitt....... I'm supposed to toss salt? Not a missle??? I wonder what happened to my missle, anyway...
 
^ Yes please! I can distract one head of Cerberus at least
< here you go! (now i need to get the other 2 to stop licking me...)
V *hands onion*
 
^ What am I supposed to do with an onion?
< *tosses onion back to jerty*
V I need a drink, that filet was dry!
 
^ That's because you never added any garnishments on the table... *throws poison that looks like water at Fallen Angel* Here you go.
< Killed Cerberus
V Do you want a drink as well?
 
^ No thanks I already got one.
< This 'water' looks suspicious. Like, like poison or something...
V Hands poisonous water to whoever (most likely gzh.)
 
^ Hmm... ok! *jumps over* WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *flys back up* Happy now? xD
< As stated before INVINCIBLE
V Who wants to die? *unsheaths multiple daggers and knives*
 
^ Isn't invincible.
< *Closes the Webpage* HA. WHO'S INVINCIBLE NAO, PUNK?
V Wins an invincibility Star. Unless it's gzh. He wins a Power Whip to the face.
 
^ Bring it!! *takes out multiple daggers and knives again*
< So gonna pown Tangrow
V Stay out of this unless you're Tangrow or Fallen Angel!
 
^ You! I'm stuck here because YOU killed Cerberus!
< gzh may have killed Cerberus but I still can't get out of his grip!
V *hands toenail*
 
^ Thanks! *throws away* I'll get you out.... *slashes Cerberus' arms off of jeryuiop* Happy now? *walks away*
< Still not beaten
V Who wants to get Powned?
 
^ Um, no thank you?
< *takes out a couple different ninja tools* (kunai, senbon, shuriken, etc.)
V If it's gzh, stay away! It it's jery, I'm sorry Cerberus likes you so much. If it's somebody else, uh, help me sharpen my tools!
 
^ *waves back* Hi!
< Is merciful xD
V If it's Fallen Angel: *draws skinnig knife while snickering and slowly closing in on her* If it's anybody else: *waves*
 
What would have happened if Gzh didn't take my spot...

^ must have been in a very scary place to get a groudon tooth
< has a better use for it *stabs Jerty in the face with what was once a groudon tooth but is now a 100% organic, lava-hot bone dagger*
v will purchase my 100% organic, lava-hot bone dagger


what is happening because Gzh took my spot...

^ pops up at the wrong time
< says bye *takes out the super sheep*
v shall marry a mermaid (which means drown like a worm)
 
^ Yes. YOUR SOUL!!!
< *kills gzh and seals his soul in a lava lamp* Mwahaha....
V Wanna see my lamp? (If your gzh, I hope you're having fun)
 

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
^ Your lamp is very pretty
< *Cremates gzh's body* You just can't leave trash lying around like that
V Do you mind scattering the ashes to the wind?
 
^ Ok since that was my clone.
< Like I said: INVINCIBLE (for now anyways. [hint hint])
V Didn't expect that did you? If you're Psycho: I am now YOUR master! Anyone else: answer the question if you wish.
 

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
^ *kicks in the face* On your knees! I want to see you beg for forgiveness!
< Calls no one master other than Sun Wukong the Monkey King
V n00bs will be n00bs
 
^ Haz quite the inflated ego
< *snaps fingers and incinerates gzh, the real one* Enough of that now newbie
V You! Sweep up those ashes!
 

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
^ Ok, but only because the newbs won't
< Needs to go finish the next chapter of my fic
V Put the broom away
 
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