Hi there, I'm in need of an Own Tempo Espurr, preferably female, although I guess male would work out just fine as well, possibly, for breeding purposes, making a Prankster Meowstic for myself, y'know. You'll be glad to know that Wi-Fi is quite functional up here, in space... where I currently am. Hopefully I can trade you something useful in return, something you'd like y'know, because that would be nice for both of us, a mutual gain so to speak, so if there is something you'd like in return I can see what I can do for you, and errr... that's the thread. The end.
P.S. Not a moron.