Crush a wish!

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but your computer blows up.

I wish someone would comment on my art thread of doodles.

 

[Ebenezer_Scrooge]

Granted but it is a really bad comment!
I wish I could do sprites quicker.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but you miss key features and they look horrible :I (Trust me, you want to take your time, it makes all the difference.)

I wish I could have my own theme song like Duke from Yugioh Abridged.

 

[Ebenezer_Scrooge]

Granted but you explode!
I wish my brother would stop using my DS!

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but he uses the computer all the time!

I wish I didn't have eczema.

 

[Ebenezer_Scrooge]

Granted but you have cancer

I wish I had more money

 

[Ghosty]

Granted but you relise its fake

i wish i was god

 

[Doubled]

Granted but your new religion is so new that everyone is agnostic about it.

I wish for someone to play children's card games with.

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but I throw them in the fireplace.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

 

[flutter shy]

i wish i had glaceon and a pikachu!


granted, but glaceon fighted pikachu and they die! MWAHAHAH


~flutter shy~

 

[Blarg]

...ummm...

I wish that it wasn't so damn quiet around here.

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but it is very loud!

I wish more people would comment on my art thread.

 

[ToadDude]

Granted~! (Heads off to comment...really)

I wish I could get past the Flood in Halo: CE. (If you don't know what a Flood is, it's a green alein from space.)

 

[DarkMist]

granted!but later a stronger alien came and you couldnt pass

i wish i could have a mansion

 

[Ghosty]

granted but it was on a nucler bomb testing site and blowes up

i wish people would stop having such stupid wishes

 

[Pokemaster48]

wish granted but they will make a crush a wish 3 and make more stupid wishes
i wish for no people to crush this wish

 

[Electabuzz_65]

Granted, but then an alien crushes it

I wish there was a cross between an apple and grapes.

 

[Ebenezer_Scrooge]

Granted but you explode MUHAHA!
I wish I had a bottle opener to open my alcopop!

 

[Pokemaster48]

granted but before you open your alcopop you lose the bottle opener and can never find it

i wish for nothing

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but a stranger comes along and gives you something!

I wish I had a real Infernape.

 

[MyStrawberryDeath]

Granted but a genie came and turned it into a puppet

I need a soft , fluffy blanket .

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but your bed becomes as hard as stone.

I wish I had Super Mario Galaxy 2

 

[Animefan1]

granted but it turns out to be pirated and doesn't work

I wish I had a nice glass of water rite now xD

 

[DarkMist]

granted but its poisoned and you die

i wish for all free apps on my ipod touch

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but they were downloaded illegally and you get sent to jail.

I wish I had a box of unlimited M&M's.

 

[Animefan1]

Granted but they don't have M's on them so they're not M&M's

I wish for a sunny day tomorrow ....

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but its not sunny where you live.

I wish I had a million dollars.

 

[Animefan1]

Granted but your house burns and the money is gone

I wish i had a dog ....

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but it spots a cat and runs far, far away.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[Doubled]

granted, but that wish you wished for was a wasted wish because wishing for more wishes uses up wishes that could've been used for more wishes......wish...

I wish I wasn't in the middle of idiots.

 

[Pokemaster48]

granted but now a crowd of jerks crowded you to take all the idiots' places

i wish for pie

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but its a mud pie!

I wish I had an unpirated copy of Super Mario Galaxy 2...

 

[Pokemaster48]

granted but your unpirated version is actually broken

i wish for the impossible to happen

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but by making the impossible happen, you cause a space-time fluctation that ends destroying the universe!

I wish I had 1 million dollars in U.S. currency.

 

[Pokemaster48]

granted but they were stolen by the bank and you got sent to jail

i wish i never gotten gifts on christmas

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but then you find out that you were supposed to celebrate Hanikuh, and you end up with octople (8 times) the presents.

I wish I had a pet Crobat.

 

[Animefan1]

Granted but it spits some poison at your dad so your forced to get rid of it

I wish I had a can of Mexican jumping beans right now . XD

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but they're so jumpy, they tear down your house.

I wish I would stop forgetting information in my posts and end up having to edit them in.

 

[Stam~ Susie Salmon]

Granted, but you become blind and can't read what you posted

I wish I were pretty

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but then you get blasted to another planet where beauty and fashion is completely different and humans are considered ugly.

I wish I had a genie.