Crush a wish!

[Rolly]

Granted, but they grow up to become hideous monsters.

I wish for a teddy bear

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but he comes alive and eats your mom.

I wish my sister would stop hurting me.

 

[VaporeonThePenguin]

Granted but everyone else begins to hurt you.
I wish for a piece of lint

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but it's belly button lint XP

I wish that I had my new 360 already! (NSUNS 2 will be epic!)

 

[Anonymous]

Grants but whatever that is falls into the toilet.
Wishes I get a kitten for Christmas.

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but it poos on your Wii.

I wish I was a good artist.

 

[VaporeonThePenguin]

Granted but you fail at everything else!

I wish.....I wish......I wish my dog would stop tearing up the blankets.

 

[Anonymous]

Grants but now he tears up your bed
Wishes that the santa on aim would listen to what I want! (I know hes fake but....)

 

[WildLavender]

Grants but now he tears up your bed
Wishes that the santa on aim would listen to what I want! (I know hes fake but....)

He listens, but then you get D.Ced (Disconnected).
I wish this canker sore would heal already!

 

[VaporeonThePenguin]

Granted but you get another.

I wish I had a cookie ( meh, can't think of anything)

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but it is mouldy!

I wish I could hug a Pokemon.

 

[snetonobre]

Granted, but y' have to choose between Muk or Quillfish.

I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish for infinite wishes so that I can keep writing I wish I wish I wish I wish...

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but you say it so many times you run out of oxygen and die.

I wish I had enough money for a shine recorder.

 

[WildLavender]

Granted, but you say it so many times you run out of oxygen and die.

I wish I had enough money for a shine recorder.

Granted, but then you get robbed of all of it.
I wish the little critters in my signature would mature already!

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but to grow they need nourishment. Hey, you're nourishing aren't you? *feeds Wild Lavender to his/her creatures*

I wish I hadn't lost so much time on this site in the last four months :-\

 

[WildLavender]

Granted, but to grow they need nourishment. Hey, you're nourishing aren't you? *feeds Wild Lavender to his/her creatures*

I wish I hadn't lost so much time on this site in the last four months :-\

Granted, but your life ends up boring and grey and dull.
I wish it was Friday already!

 

[Dark2Ganny]

granted but you fall asleep until Monday.

I wish this wish could not be crushed

 

[Uberfish]

granted, but the wish granter was broken so it didnt work

I wish magikarp was usefull

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but it is the only Pokemon that is useful!

I wish I could find a Prileo on Monster Ranch. (A game I'm on.)

 

[Uberfish]

granted, but it runs away

I wish eggs would hatch faster

 

[Electabuzz_65]

Granted, but since they have less time to mature in the egg so they are weaker.

I wish I could win the winter tournament with one hand!

 

[Dark Soul]

Granted, but your other hand is cut off.

I wish for death to mikeymouse.

 

[MSML]

Granted, but minney mouse revives him

I wish that the pokemon company wasn't so slow with everything.

 

[Aero]

Granted, but now you are limbless and in a coma forever.

I wish it wasn't so cold in my house

 

[MSML]

Granted, but it gets so hot you begin to burn


I wish for a crush a wish 3

 

[Blarg]

Granted but, you... err... something... you die. Yeah. That's it.

I wish I could remember what I wanted to type in this bit.

 

[MSML]

Granted but you become dumb

I wish for pancakes

 

[Layene Silverlight]

Granted, but there's too much salt in them.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

 

[Ghosty]

Granted, then you saw this game

i wish all pokemon looked cool

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted but they all died.

I wish I had a shiny Delcatty.

 

[Electabuzz_65]

Granted, but it only knows HM's...

...I wish i had a brand new DSi.

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but you dropped it in a well. MUWAHAHAHA.

I wish I could draw. : (

 

[Electabuzz_65]

granted, but you can only draw cats

I wish i didn't drop my DS in a well...

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but you throw it off a bridge.

I wish I had WINGS MUWAHAHAHA.

 

[Electabuzz_65]

Granted, but you break one and falll to your death.

I wish i had a klondike bar.

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but you dropped it... IN THE SAME WELL.

I wish it was Christmas already.

 

[Ghosty]

Granted, then you become a Hindu

I wish i was a lengendary pokemon

 

[Ebenezer_Scrooge]

Granted but you get caught by Hunter J
I wish I had all the Pokemon World magazines

 

[Ghosty]

Granted, then you triped and through them a fire.

I wish you were not so ugly.

 

[Ebenezer_Scrooge]

Granted but my sister is ugly
I wish I could complete PMDEOS