Crush a wish!

[Korora]

Granted, your wish is crushed by me. xD

I wish for some new pajamas for winter. Snow White with Red Roses. =x

 

[Thepokemontrainer]

Granted, but they are so fluffy you suffocate in them.
i wish.............That everybody's little dragon eggs will hatch soon. =D

 

[Korora]

Granted, but they breathe us with fire.

I wish it wasn't so cold in October. =x

 

[Thepokemontrainer]

[move]Granted, but the average temperature in every other month is 103 degrees.[/move]
[move]I wish that I could find my way through the stupid whirl islands already![/move]

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but Lugia isn't there, just a level 0.5 Magikarp that can't grow in levels.

I wish it was easier to get money on GPXplus.

 

[ToadDude]

Granted. But your banned.

I wish for a MUFFIN!!!

 

[Spice]

Granted, it's a mush-muffin (mushrooms).

I wish that Kokoromori had better stats.

 

[ToadDude]

Granted, but your game is SOOO glitched that any Kokoromoris' you get in your game turn into a Level 0.000000000000000000001 Magikarp.

I wish for a Level 0.000000000000000000001 Magikarp.

 

[Thepokemontrainer]

Granted but..... WTF? ITS EVOLVING! Gyrados uses Dragon Rage! ToadDude fainted!
I wish that I could get Go-Goggles in Emerald already!

 

[Spice]

Granted, they "go-go-go" into the desert where you can't get them JUST after you've retrieved them.

I wish that eggs didn't make me feel sick.

 

[Anonymous]

Granted but now Smilies make you sick
Wishes I was the best Pokemon trainer EVER!

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but now your bored :/

I wish for the right tools to make a hack.

 

[BuizyBen]

Granted, but the people you hack send ninja midgets to kill you in your sleep

i wish i was a ninja midget

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but you got killed by pirate-ninjas.

I wish I was made of fluffy clouds.

 

[Spice]

Granted, but you've realized that clouds are vapor and thus you cannot feel it.

I wish I could make Blockymon (not steal them though).

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but no one cares about your sprite thread and you get banned for no reason.

I wish Pokemon was real!

 

[ToadDude]

How many times have I heard this one? -_-'

Granted, you die before that happens.

I wish for a cookie!

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but it is old. Older than Abe Lincoln old.

I wish for cake (10 bucks if you say what I think you'll say)

 

[BuizyBen]

Granted, but The cake is a lie!!!!

i wish i had a pet donkey

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but he eats your mum.

I wish that Miltanks were brown!

 

[Anonymous]

Grants but then they start throwing up Posion powder
Wishes that I had Wi-Fi.

 

[Thomas Gunn]

Granted, but it only works with computers.

I wish for infinite Reese's Pieces that would never expire.

 

[BuizyBen]

Granted but you get so fat they mistake you for a whale and t you in sea world and you drown

I wish i knew how to ride a bike

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but you cycle of a cliff.

I wish there was a Grass/Ghost type Pokemon.

 

[BuizyBen]

Granted, but it dies whenever it gets caught.

i wish i was a pokemon

 

[Doubled]

granted, but Team Rocket captures you.

I wish for some good map makers to help me.

 

[Rolly]

Granted, but you get some good spriters instead!

I wish for a Mr.Hankey (the christmas p*o)

 

[BuizyBen]

Granted, but it pukes in your face goes off to tame zombie ponies

i wish for a fish in a dish;D

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but the fish is literally inside the dish, so therfore your wish has backfired. To bad, I'm sure it would've been delish.....ous.

I wish for more words that rhymed with Fish.

 

[BuizyBen]

Granted, but mr. hankey comes and make a zombie pony
eat your limbs off one by one every time you say that word

i wish i was mr. hankeys sidekick

 

[Korora]

Granted. You're now his Mankey, and you have to carry his hanky. (I suck at puns.)

I wish I don't have to ride Kingda Ka cause of a promise on a whim.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, now you have to ride a ride called "Closed for Repairs". Wonder why they call it that?

I wish that I knew why this song was in the BW track.

 

[BuizyBen]

Granted, but now you know every thing there is to know and your brain explodes

i wish for a delish fish in a dish holding a shmish

 

[Korora]

You get dumped into a trash can with a whole lotta' fish in every swish fish way.

I wish I had some Ice Cream.

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but it is poison flavour.

I wish I had a horse.

 

[BuizyBen]

Granted, but it's name was ****face and it never moved

i wish for a dead horse

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but it came alive and had a poo.

I wish the Pokemon Black and White was out in English!

 

[Korora]

Granted, but it's so glitched that you can't even move a step without the game closing.

I wish I had a dragon.

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but it eats your family.

I wish more People went on Mibbit in daytime.

 

[DJ Luke]

Granted but your computer explodes
I wish..... I lived in chicago