Crush a wish!

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but they taste horrible.

I wish for a Zuruzukin!

 

[Anonymous]

Granted but it is level 100 only knows splash and cant learn tms
I wish my epic crush sheldon (sounds like sheildon I know) would go out with me!

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but while on a date he bring out a rifle and kills you.

I wish I had wings. ;D

 

[Korora]

Granted, but they only grow for an hour, and during that time you had to feel intense pain. Your room has blood all over it.

I wish my school didn't have to serve burnt pizza twice a week.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but its duck season

I wish we won our Powder Puff Football game (THat's girl's football)

 

[pieguy010]

Granted, but you turn into a girl.

I wish for a "Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!!" ringtone on my phone.

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but then it gets replaced by the Gummi Bear song. (Oh how I hate Gummi Bear...)

I wish Pokemon was real!

 

[Anonymous]

Granted but they fire their lazers...on you!

I wish for less coronekos in pokemon b/w (they are everywhere!)

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but then all the Pokemon in the game turn into Bidoofs!

I wish they would make another Super Smash Bros game.

 

[Anonymous]

Granted yay... wait there are no pokemon!
I wish for a coroneko

 

[Korora]

Granted, but N's Choroneko bites it to the dust.

I wish I had a Kyuremu. (Dragon/Ice, isn't that cool or what?) =)

 

[PkMnTrainerDiamond]

Granted, but I eated it.

I wish my burn marks healed.(That DAMN Slugma....)

 

[Korora]

Granted, but you get severe frostbite from a Froslass.

I wish I would wake up from that nightmare (Frickin Gengar...)

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but Gengar's there too.

I wish that I was more attractive to the opposite sex of my species.

 

[pieguy010]

Granted, but everyone jumps on you and molests you. ;D

I wish I had a big block of Jello.

 

[Anonymous]

Granted but you get fat!
I wish for braces so no-one could call me bidoof teeth anymore!

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but the braces were green and they thought it was spinach, so now they call you Lord Spinach!

I wish I wasn't so small...

 

[Anonymous]

Granted but you bang your head on the door when you enter a building
I wish my enemy would die!

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but you die to!

I wish I had a Doredia...

 

[pieguy010]

Granted, but it came out, how do I put this,... different.

I wish my bones were made out of Jello

 

[Thepokemontrainer]

Granted, but I eat you.
I wish for a Terror Eevee.

 

[Korora]

Granted, but Raticate knows the art of murder.

I wish for something cuddly.

 

[BuizyBen]

Granted, but you die of an evil pony attack one day later

i wish for peace ;D

 

[Doubled]

Granted. You get peice....s of wood. on Mars.

I wish for more time to rehearse our program.

 

[Korora]

Granted, but your group suddenly has to merge with Scout Girls wearing pretty-pink uniforms. And they sell cookies,
and sadly, no male uniforms.
Sorry. D=

I wish for mom to give my DSi back.

 

[PkMnTrainerDiamond]

Granted, but you brokeded both your hands.

I-I-I-I-I w-wis-sh-sh-sh f-f-f-for this-s-s f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fro-fro-frostbite t-t-t-t-t-to end!

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but you now have 2nd degree burns.

I wish that I wasn't so damn nervous about our presentation tommorrow.

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but the presentation goes wrong and everyone dies.

I wish Jumpluffs were brown instead of blue!

 

[Anonymous]

Granted but no-one likes them anymore so nintendo bans them from all games!
I wish my pokemon backpack was filled with chocolate

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but people beat you up trying to get to it.

I wish that my ankles would stop hurting so I can dance tonight (wish me luck )

 

[BuizyBen]

Granted, but you forget all the steps

i wish to kill you >

 

[Phanes]

Granted but you go to jail for life and I had a 1-Up Mushroom! :O

I wish to be able to settle for less.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

granted but you settle for a pipe bomb

I wish for a pet platypuss

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but it hated you.

I wish I had a Doredia plush!

 

[BuizyBen]

Granted, but it was chucky's sister

i wish i had a friend :'(

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but their the "FRRRRIIIIIEEEENNNNDDDDDSSSSSSSS" kind of friends.

I wish people would come out to town.

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but the town blew up.

I wish that I could draw Pokemon...

 

[Korora]

Granted, but a Swalot barfs ink over your sketchbook.

I wish for a Sudowoodo that likes to bathe in water.

 

[Myth Busted]

Granted, but the water turns to acid when it reacts with air.

I wish for recognition in my life!

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but your recognized as the "Village Idiot" (no offense man).

I wish that I didn't have to go to shcool tommorow.