Crush a wish!

[Picnicker Virgil]

Granted, but it's really cold and it's all clumping together and there isn't a microwave in sight.

I wish I had the power to turn bad food into delicious food.

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted, But everything still taste terrible.

I wish this wish won't be crushed

 

[Picnicker Virgil]

Granted, but now this is boring to read because I'm not crushing your wish.

I wish I had a neverending supply of Air Heads.

 

[Comatose23]

Granted, but they aren't the candy airheads, they're the annoying people that are really stupid.

I wish I could get these cactus needles out from where i hugged the cactus

 

[Picnicker Virgil]

Granted, but now cactus needles are really fashionable and you're left out </3

I wish I could kill mosquitoes just by looking at them.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but you also kill the people around you, yes, even the people who make Ice cream!!! D: NOOOOOOO!!!!

I wish that the dragon balls were real.

 

[Picnicker Virgil]

Granted, but Frieza is real now too and he murders youuuuuuuu~

I wish I had a magic disc that could become any DVD or CD or video game I wanted it to be.

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but the CD/DVD is selective and will usually play an AC/DC cover band or reruns of Monty Python.

I wish I could fly.

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted, but an airplane hits you and you fall.

I wish I was in a TV show.

 

[Picnicker Virgil]

Granted, but you're in some stupid children's show on PBS that only sick kids watch.

I wish I could discover lost treasures.

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but, well, have you seen the end of Raiders Of The Lost Ark? Well, that happens to you.

I wish I had a new drumset.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but they're all set on fire as soon as you get them.

I wish I had a tail.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but someone cuts it off and you are tailless again. (MWAHAHAHAHAHA!)

I wish for lemons to squirt in peoples eyes.

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted, But you accidentally get squirt by your own lemon and become blind (By me)

I wish for a pet bird.

 

[Picnicker Virgil]

Granted, but it's an endangered bird and someone finds out you have it and tattles on you and you get in lots of trouble because hey you can't have that as a pet it's ENDANGERED.

I wish to live in Castle Fairfax.

 

[Lord Zortn]

Granted, but then it gets bombed.

I wish for nothing. ;D

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted, But I have nothing to crush so what's the point ???

I wish I meet Lord Zortn.

 

[Lord Zortn]

Granted, but I would think you were a seviper guy and get my Zangoose army to attack!

I wish i had a german chocolate cake!
(Chocalate cake with a tiny bit of acohol [not enough to be illegal ])

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but my mom eats it.

I wish for an awkward silence.

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted, ........... But this breaks it ...........

I wish for a Teleporter.

 

[Picnicker Virgil]

Granted, but your teleporter doesn't teleport anywhere with you so the first time you use it you get stuck in some random place in Sri Lanka or somewhere crazy.

I wish I had more music to listen to than just the same songs I've been listening to all day.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but they are all in French and are about ADULT THINGS...

I wish for my girlfriend to come from North Carolina.

 

[Lord Zortn]

Granted, but she dumps you.

I wish my best friend like Zangoose more than Seviper.

 

[Picnicker Virgil]

Granted, but he likes Vileplume more than both of them so who even cares.

I wish balloons and confetti came down from the sky every time someone called out my name.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but evryone drowns in it.

I wish I had a purple armadillo.

 

[Picnicker Virgil]

Granted, but he rolls in some orange paint and now he's a regular brown armadillo.

I wish that restaurants always had free refills.

 

[Lord Zortn]

Granted but they accually were poison.

I wish I was fighting someone.

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted, But my Type fight ended an hour ago.

I wish I could by PC games for free.

 

[Picnicker Virgil]

Granted, but your PC now makes you pay every time you want to play them.

I wish I actually liked going to bed at reasonable hours.

 

[Lord Zortn]

Granted, but then you became restless.

I wish Q got a divorce with U.
(in kindergarten my teacher said Q and U were married because they were always together. )

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but Q gets the house, the car, the boat, and the kids. U gets the bills.

I wish I had an orange armadillo.

 

[Lord Zortn]

Granted but I stole it because orange is my fave color!

I wish Kerauno understood that I like Q better. ;D

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but I am oblivious to almost everything else and am easily distrac- OMG A BUTTERFLY!!!!

I wish I had a butterfly.

 

[Lord Zortn]

Granted but it was mutant and took over the world.
(Lukily my army was there or butterflies would be catching us)
I wish i was a better spriter.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but your sprites only get better by 1%.

I wish for LOLWUT.

 

[Lord Zortn]

Granted but LOLWUT evolves into TUWLOL and eats your Lucario.

I wish i had a wish to wish for.

 

[Comatose23]

Granted, but.....wait.....ummm.....huh?........ehhhh...... IMONABOATMUTHATRUCKA

I wish I was like a boss

 

[Lord Zortn]

Granted but you were over thrown.

I wish comatose's reply made sence.

 

[Comatose23]

.......So do I

I wish it wasn't 5 in the morning

 

[Lord Zortn]

granted, but then it would be 5:01 so...

I wish that wishes were easier to think of.