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StellarWind Elsydeon
StellarWind Elsydeon
Considering my armblades are literally part of my physiology, I appreciate the gesture but this one isn't mine. We have a copycat in our midst... *sunglasses* Things are about to get -interesting-.
TheForgettingBacon
TheForgettingBacon
Get your shotgun ready here come the noobs oh wait they already came but there are more to come
flint-n-steel
flint-n-steel
0.0 soooo.....can I have them..?
StellarWind Elsydeon
StellarWind Elsydeon
I mean, technically, slaying n00bs is exclusively within the dominion of staff according to our rules, but hey, I don't have the monopoly on arm-mounted blades in this universe. xD
TheForgettingBacon
Andrewski
Andrewski
I feel like Stel's the kind of guy who was the profile pictures of n00bs hanging up in his attic that he dramatically slices in half once they get banned.
StellarWind Elsydeon
StellarWind Elsydeon
That would be giving them more attention than they really deserve. Mostly I just fling their remains into the incinerator or the biomass vats and carry on with my online existence.
flint-n-steel
flint-n-steel
YES. *slices Justin Bieber* Get ready for world peace, everyone
TheForgettingBacon
TheForgettingBacon
Justin bieber is innocent kill Teresa may and Donald trump
StellarWind Elsydeon
StellarWind Elsydeon
Both. Both is good.
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Teapot
Teapot
Can I take "all of the above?"
flint-n-steel
flint-n-steel
Alright. *slices all of the above* and for bonus *slices hitler*
TheForgettingBacon
TheForgettingBacon
He's already dead lmao
StellarWind Elsydeon
StellarWind Elsydeon
And lo, this comment thread was Godwin'd. XD
Sky_
Sky_
Uuurgh... Blades are so unwieldy. How do you manage to use those things? Especially on your arms!
StellarWind Elsydeon
StellarWind Elsydeon
Some Pokemon species do just fine and their armblades are more awkwardly located. XP
Sky_
Sky_
But, well, they're Pokémon. You're... Um...
Gah, never mind. But still, how do you manage to fight with those things? They literally move at the speed of a piece of lead, and weigh your arms down. Scyther at least had his/hers being organic
StellarWind Elsydeon
StellarWind Elsydeon
Clearly, you've used the wrong sort of blades. Incorrectly balanced, heavy materials, probably without the necessary training. Lots of variables here. Also, being 'organic' does not preclude being heavy. Just ask any person who has been trampled by a rhinoceros. ^^
Sky_
Sky_
Hmm... Maybe you're right. Eh, I think I'll stick to my custom made airblades. Not attached to your body, defentiely not unwieldy or heavy, and sure as hell are more potent than whatever you use
Andrewski
Andrewski
Bro...you're digging your own grave, you know that right?
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