Oh, and Stel? Somebody fell asleep halfway through doing their job :D
https://pokecharms.com/threads/darkness-arises.16424/page-2#post-447440
https://pokecharms.com/threads/darkness-arises.16424/page-2#post-447440
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StellarWind Elsydeon
Son of a splenocyte. *quickly fixes THAT error*. You saw nothing! >>;
Sky_
Of course I didn't. The screenshot was never saved on my phone
StellarWind Elsydeon
I'd make a mental note to hunt down the phone in question and feed it to a mildly disgruntled robotic gerbil, but life is too short to be THAT dedicated to coverups. XD
Sky_
Oh... It's disappeared. Damn, Stel, you're good. EDIT: Well, never mind
Ry_Burst
At least they didn't ask for a staff position.
Sky_
XD too right, it could always be worse. Although I'm getting the feeling that was next on his to-do list
StellarWind Elsydeon
The only staff position his kind would ever get is a position impaled on the top of one at town square as a warning to fools. XD
Sky_
I think town Square is being a bit generous. This kid was one of a kind
Also, just out of curiosity, what in the name of the Sky is a splenocyte?
Also, just out of curiosity, what in the name of the Sky is a splenocyte?
StellarWind Elsydeon
A splenocyte is a white blood cell present in (or purified from the tissues of) the spleen. "Son of a Splenocyte" just happened because of the alliterative appeal. xD
Sky_
Well, I mean... Okay...
StellarWind Elsydeon
I mean, it could have been anything else beginning with S. Not sure why I had spleens on the brain but there you have it.
(Disclaimer: We do not condone putting spleens on one's brain. That is not where they are supposed to go.)
(Disclaimer: We do not condone putting spleens on one's brain. That is not where they are supposed to go.)
Palusokudo
So it's not healthy? But someone or something put spleen on yours. (For some reason I fell I have spelled yours wrong even though it's right) 
Sky_
Twelve year old dies after attempting to insert spleen into skull.
When asked about this deadly attempt, he replied 'The admin told me to do it"
We are still doing further investigations
When asked about this deadly attempt, he replied 'The admin told me to do it"
We are still doing further investigations
StellarWind Elsydeon
I'm a shapeshifter, that doesn't count.
Disclaimer: Do NOT try this at home. I'm a professional.
Disclaimer: Do NOT try this at home. I'm a professional.
Sky_
Shapeshifter? Can you elaborate? Or is this box a bit too small
StellarWind Elsydeon
*shrugs* Just one of the things that come with the territory of being a biomechanical abomination from across the threshold of dimension. Along with the armblades and the weapons-grade punnery, I guess. XD
Sky_
Huh, cool.
(Mental note, research possible disadvantages, most specifical-)
*Glares downwards* Was I typing that out loud?
(Mental note, research possible disadvantages, most specifical-)
*Glares downwards* Was I typing that out loud?
StellarWind Elsydeon
A ninja, this one is not.
Oookay... I'd better research that lifespan of yours