Douglas the Drifloon

I forgot I still had so many watched threads. Including ones from three and a half years ago! Time to start unwatching ‘em all.

Should I write a story for my Fakemon region that I’m making?

Jellybeans acquired. Chomp chomp chomp cavities acquired.

I got Pokémon White 2 back in 2017 for Christmas, and I just started playing it today.

thing I made. Watch or don’t watch. I’m not responsible for the loss of brain cells.

EVERYONE! EMERGENCY! I RAN OUT OF JELLYBEANS AND LEMONS! NOW WHAT AM I EXPECTED TO EAT, REAL FOOD?!

Ugh, school is so boring. There no more Zooms meaning I can’t slack off and somehow get all A’s. Le non-epic sigh.

Sometimes, I look at my old status messages and wonder “was I more dumb back then, or now?”.

What if you could taste color? And when I say that, why does my brain think of someone eating green spaghetti..? I think my brain is broken.

I’m kinda starting to regret my name change. Guess I’ll have to wait three months to change it, just to not be satisfied again. It repeats.

Based on how most people think aliens look (reptile-like), does that mean that aliens would lay eggs?

Please answer me this. Do doors just randomly open? I’m the only one in my house awake and my basement door opened, and now I am concerned..

The perfect number of likes, one thousand two hundred and thirty four (1,234). Nobody else can like anything of mine now.

I feel like I wanna make more art, but at the same time I’m too lazy.

Why do I want to see a baby goat on a car, on a train, on Mars..?

You can wear ice cream as a hat. A melting hat. A cold, melting hat.

Despite being pretty inactive, should I attempt to produce a written work of my Fakemon region?

...Monkey bread!

When you finally find your old friends on here, but they don’t remember you. Time to be sad.

I come back on here and I can’t even find my old friends on here. What has happened?!

https://discord.gg/vHxnBgfxGu (Discord - A New Way to Chat with Friends & Communities) And now I go back into the shadows. Farewell again!

I think I’m gonna leave this site, it’s not as exciting as it once was. I may come back, but I might not.

Hello! It’s me, Baba Odker! I’m a host for a soon to be made show! Join now, OR BE DEVOURED BY MY HAND TONGUE! Haha..

I noticed I have seven pages of status messages, and wow, are my old ones very stupid..

Is it a logical reaction to panic when your Spanish teacher gives you eighty assignments and says that they are due in half an hour?

I just caught a shiny Chansey. Neat. Now I have five shiny Pokémon.

I want to join a Pokémon role play but all the ones that peek my interest have so many reply’s on them that it’s a bit overwhelming to me.

Does anyone else have the feeling of being watched even though they are alone?

Some of my friends say it’s weird that I’m happy about COVID-19 but I don’t know how, we get to stay home. How does that make me weird?

Time to update my status, but to what? Oh, I know! My status is now ‘Time to update my status, but to what? Oh, I know! My status is now’!

If anyone here had Discord and want’s a server to join here’s one https://discord.gg/PZzyqDH (Discord - A New Way to Chat with Friends & Communities).

I’m going to make a written work soon so keep a eye out for it if you want. I should have it done by Friday at the latest.

I feel like making a Pokémon story on here but I’m not sure if I should because of the amount of people who would say it’s bad.

The Soul Silver nozlock I was doing is now over cause the person who coded it didn’t account for computers being turned off.

Okay, well I just found my art ‘Ask them anything’ online when looking up Spinel derp faces. I guess that is a Spinel derp face?

You know, every time I go on here on my phone I get advertisements everywhere, but not on computer. I wonder why that only happens on phone.

https://discord.gg/ZVJnBFd (Discord - A New Way to Chat with Friends & Communities) you guys should join @PokeStorm’s Discord server. You won’t regret it.

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I haven’t seen the movie yet

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