On a Sunny day of Febuary, past Valentine's Day, A Heliolisk & a Greninja show up at a Building, where the Heliolisk's Manager, talks to him. His Manager is an Alakazam. His name is Bruce.
Bruce: Emmit the Heliolisk and Sanjay the Greninja! It's been a full year since I saw you two! How's it goin'?
Emmit: It's been good.
Sanjay: Yeah! College is crazy!
Bruce: Good! Now, We should talk. Who's older again?
Sanjay: He is.
Emmit: Yeah. I'm 19, he's 18.
Bruce: I'm 34. Anyway, I have something to tell you two. ESPECIALLY Emmit.
Emmit: What's up?
Bruce: Not a good thing. Now, you've went a full year without paying rent, and now you owe the Government about...
Emmit: About what, exactly?
Bruce: about $900,000 or if another month...about $1,000,000.
Sanjay: WHAT!?
Emmit: What the hell!? I HAVE paid my rent every goddamn month! What the hell are you talking about!?
Bruce: Calm down, calm down, Jeez. I know that THAT'S alot of money.
Sanjay: ALOT of MONEY!? That's Emmit's goddamn house!!!
Bruce: Calm down! Listen, I'll lend you guys $500,000, but, You're gonna have to make your OWN money. Play some NBA. Get drafted to an NBA Team, or something.
Emmit: NBA? I'm 3 foot 3, goddamnit!
Sanjay: I'm 4 foot 11...
Bruce: Listen! If YOU want to make MILLIONS of dollars, I suggest you guys get drafted to an NBA team!
Emmit & Sanjay goes to Emmit's house to discuss about being an NBA All-Star.
Sanjay: I call Point Guard.
Emmit: Sanjay, I'm smaller, so I should be Point Guard!
Sanjay: Just be Shooting Guard.
Emmit: Ok...
The NBA draft starts! Sanjay & Emmit gets drafted to the Philadelphia 76ers XD
Sanjay: NO! The 76ers are...DOOO-DOOO!
Emmit: TRADE ME NOW!
Sanjay & Emmit gets traded to the Miami Heat, and Emmit is now Small Foward.
Sanjay: Philly 76ers is...DOOO-DOOO!
The Miami Heats beats the Oklahoma City Thunder (200-199). Sanjay gets NBA MVP award. And they BOTH win $200,000,000,000!
Emmit & Sanjay goes to their manager's building.
Bruce: Miami Heat won the NBA Playoffs.
Sanjay: AND we won 200 Billion Dollars, meh!
Bruce: God darn! Now, just pay up, and...
Sanjay: We did. Still have like $199,999,999,999.
Lesson: If you're on the Miami Heat, you'll win $200,000,000,000
THE END.
I DON'T DISLIKE PHILLY, I DISLIKE THE PHILLY 76ERS! #76ERSDOOODOO - SuperLuigiFan12
Bruce: Emmit the Heliolisk and Sanjay the Greninja! It's been a full year since I saw you two! How's it goin'?
Emmit: It's been good.
Sanjay: Yeah! College is crazy!
Bruce: Good! Now, We should talk. Who's older again?
Sanjay: He is.
Emmit: Yeah. I'm 19, he's 18.
Bruce: I'm 34. Anyway, I have something to tell you two. ESPECIALLY Emmit.
Emmit: What's up?
Bruce: Not a good thing. Now, you've went a full year without paying rent, and now you owe the Government about...
Emmit: About what, exactly?
Bruce: about $900,000 or if another month...about $1,000,000.
Sanjay: WHAT!?
Emmit: What the hell!? I HAVE paid my rent every goddamn month! What the hell are you talking about!?
Bruce: Calm down, calm down, Jeez. I know that THAT'S alot of money.
Sanjay: ALOT of MONEY!? That's Emmit's goddamn house!!!
Bruce: Calm down! Listen, I'll lend you guys $500,000, but, You're gonna have to make your OWN money. Play some NBA. Get drafted to an NBA Team, or something.
Emmit: NBA? I'm 3 foot 3, goddamnit!
Sanjay: I'm 4 foot 11...
Bruce: Listen! If YOU want to make MILLIONS of dollars, I suggest you guys get drafted to an NBA team!
Emmit & Sanjay goes to Emmit's house to discuss about being an NBA All-Star.
Sanjay: I call Point Guard.
Emmit: Sanjay, I'm smaller, so I should be Point Guard!
Sanjay: Just be Shooting Guard.
Emmit: Ok...
The NBA draft starts! Sanjay & Emmit gets drafted to the Philadelphia 76ers XD
Sanjay: NO! The 76ers are...DOOO-DOOO!
Emmit: TRADE ME NOW!
Sanjay & Emmit gets traded to the Miami Heat, and Emmit is now Small Foward.
Sanjay: Philly 76ers is...DOOO-DOOO!
The Miami Heats beats the Oklahoma City Thunder (200-199). Sanjay gets NBA MVP award. And they BOTH win $200,000,000,000!
Emmit & Sanjay goes to their manager's building.
Bruce: Miami Heat won the NBA Playoffs.
Sanjay: AND we won 200 Billion Dollars, meh!
Bruce: God darn! Now, just pay up, and...
Sanjay: We did. Still have like $199,999,999,999.
Lesson: If you're on the Miami Heat, you'll win $200,000,000,000
THE END.
I DON'T DISLIKE PHILLY, I DISLIKE THE PHILLY 76ERS! #76ERSDOOODOO - SuperLuigiFan12