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SLF Works!: Emmit's Debt Problem!

by SuperLuigiFan12

SuperLuigiFan12 Emmit the Heliolisk has a Debt problem. He needs to pay up to $900,000, and Sanjay the Greninja help him.
On a Sunny day of Febuary, past Valentine's Day, A Heliolisk & a Greninja show up at a Building, where the Heliolisk's Manager, talks to him. His Manager is an Alakazam. His name is Bruce.

Bruce: Emmit the Heliolisk and Sanjay the Greninja! It's been a full year since I saw you two! How's it goin'?

Emmit: It's been good.

Sanjay: Yeah! College is crazy!

Bruce: Good! Now, We should talk. Who's older again?

Sanjay: He is.

Emmit: Yeah. I'm 19, he's 18.

Bruce: I'm 34. Anyway, I have something to tell you two. ESPECIALLY Emmit.

Emmit: What's up?


Bruce: Not a good thing. Now, you've went a full year without paying rent, and now you owe the Government about...

Emmit: About what, exactly?

Bruce: about $900,000 or if another month...about $1,000,000.

Sanjay: WHAT!?

Emmit: What the hell!? I HAVE paid my rent every goddamn month! What the hell are you talking about!?

Bruce: Calm down, calm down, Jeez. I know that THAT'S alot of money.

Sanjay: ALOT of MONEY!? That's Emmit's goddamn house!!!

Bruce: Calm down! Listen, I'll lend you guys $500,000, but, You're gonna have to make your OWN money. Play some NBA. Get drafted to an NBA Team, or something.

Emmit: NBA? I'm 3 foot 3, goddamnit!

Sanjay: I'm 4 foot 11...

Bruce: Listen! If YOU want to make MILLIONS of dollars, I suggest you guys get drafted to an NBA team!

Emmit & Sanjay goes to Emmit's house to discuss about being an NBA All-Star.

Sanjay: I call Point Guard.

Emmit: Sanjay, I'm smaller, so I should be Point Guard!

Sanjay: Just be Shooting Guard.

Emmit: Ok...

The NBA draft starts! Sanjay & Emmit gets drafted to the Philadelphia 76ers XD

Sanjay: NO! The 76ers are...DOOO-DOOO!

Emmit: TRADE ME NOW!

Sanjay & Emmit gets traded to the Miami Heat, and Emmit is now Small Foward.

Sanjay: Philly 76ers is...DOOO-DOOO!

The Miami Heats beats the Oklahoma City Thunder (200-199). Sanjay gets NBA MVP award. And they BOTH win $200,000,000,000!

Emmit & Sanjay goes to their manager's building.

Bruce: Miami Heat won the NBA Playoffs.

Sanjay: AND we won 200 Billion Dollars, meh!

Bruce: God darn! Now, just pay up, and...

Sanjay: We did. Still have like $199,999,999,999.

Lesson: If you're on the Miami Heat, you'll win $200,000,000,000




THE END.

I DON'T DISLIKE PHILLY, I DISLIKE THE PHILLY 76ERS! #76ERSDOOODOO - SuperLuigiFan12









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