O HEY GAIZ. So yeah, I decided to jump on the new Pokemon 'Let's Play' bandwagon and play Pokemon Emerald yet again... but will a little more: MO-E, MO-E, KYUN~ *shot* In other words, I'm doing a playthrough of Moemon Emerald. Hooraaaaay =D For those of you who don’t know what Moemon is, just have a quick look at this snippet of a Bulbapedia article... 'Moemon (short for "Moekko Monsters") is another hack of Pokémon FireRed that changes all Pokémon into gijinka. It is a simple change of FireRed, but with additions such as the ability to catch the three starters, Eevee, and a mix of both LeafGreen and FireRed Pokémon (thus making it simpler to obtain all Pokémon).' However, I'm playing the Emerald version. It's quite a popular ROM hack, and I'm looking forward to playing it :3 All right then, let's get this show on the Road... ... Aw :< I wanted a fancy opening screen like Tan did with Touhoumon, but noooo... I have to cope with the original D:< Oh well, let's start a New Game... YOU'RE NOT PROFESSOR BIRCH. GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, IMPOSTER. OH. MY. GOD. It'ssocuteandcuddlyandIwanttohuggleitalloverlikeit'sTunwithalillyonherhead *shot* What, you mean there are more of them? Awesome :3 Actually, the whole idea of little girls out in the world with people capturing them is quite... Oh my D; ...Yeaaaaaahhhh. I always knew Birch had an intrest in small female children. Then again, I'm about to become a guy who trains and battles small female children, so you could consider me the same. Oh god. You know the rest, so let's skip ahead a little. Mainly because I can't help being half arsed. That isn't really hard to decide, Birch. TORU. That's right, I went for Caps. I'm old school, bro. Your tedium shall be the death of you, but yes, it is TORU~ What's this? Feeling sleepy... Urgh... That... THAT LITTLE BUGGER. Putting me to sleep and sending me away in a lorry D:< Knew I couldn't trust him in Moemon. Hell, can you trust any of the Professors in any of the games? I mean, Rowan and Oak can contact you telepathically to tell you not to use items. You KNOW they're all stalking your every move >>'' But what's this, an exit? Oh yes, freedom :3 ...GET ME BACK ON THAT LORRY, NOW, WENCH. AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, MAKE A SANDWICH FOR THE JOURNEY. Oh glorius six room flat in Liverpool, how I miss you :'( Wait, you actually thought I wouldn't need a bedroom? I want my real Mum back D: Well, fuck you, you can suffer without a bedroom and bathroom considering this house only has two rooms C:< Um, no? You've put fucking monkeys in my house. Why are there monkeys in my house, bitch? Don't make me backhand you. Um, last time I checked, Pokemon were lolis dressed up in costumes. THOSE ARE MONKEYS. GET YOUR HANDS OFF THOSE BOXES YOU DAMN DIRTY APES. Fantasic. I can't wait to find out what zoo animal she's placed in my bedroom which I'll probably never sleep in for the entire game. Oh hey, looks like there aren't any abnormalities in this room. Looks a lot more spacious than before, so I'm pretty satisfied. Best take this Potion out of the PC so one of my future Moes doesn't perish and die :< Right, let's head downstairs and see what my 'Mum' is up to. Oooh, I hope something good's on =D Wait, I have a new Dad now too? This is mindfuck, I swear to god =.= ... ... ... GB2 KITCHEN, NAO D:< I'm starting to think you enjoy making my life a massive waste of time, fake Mother. Oh, finally something that isn't absolutely pointless to do! P-professor Birch? OH MY GOD THERE'S A PEDO LIVING NEXT DOOR. I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING NOW. Someone... Get me to tha choppa so I can go back home... -Cue scene change- Yeah hi, I'm the guy sent to brutally murder your child - loving Husband? You know what, forget it Dx A daughter, eh? I best go upstairs and rescue her from the evil clutches of PEDO - DAD. Hey there, I'm the guy who was asked to kill your pedo - dad? I think everyone if deaf except for me... Where is Birch anyway? Oh why hello there, MAY. I see your Father has given you the same idea xD Let's all make friends with LOLIS! Yaaaaaay. *facepalm* << >> Well, stop talking to me and get a move on, stupid girl! That's right, go back to work on your silly computer. *Suddenly, on the outskirts of Littleroot...* Um, hey. Since when were little chibi gijinka scary? Oh please, I don't have any either. YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS. Actually, this seems quite interesting. ~HELP! I NEED SOMEBODY! HELP! NOT JUST AAAANYBODY! HELP! YOU KNOW I NEED SOMEONE! HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP~ OH EM GEE It's Pedo Birch. Me? Help you? Not after all this shit you've done to me D: WUT LOLI WHERE. *Goes to help* D'aaaaw look at them all they're so cute. Well, this is where I'm going to need your help, guys. I normally have a really shit time choosing my starter, so I'm looking at you this time to choose, in the form of a poll. Obviously, choosing either Treeko or Mudkip is going to greatly help me in the first few gyms, vice - versa with Torchic, however there are plenty of other Moemon I can catch to give me an advantage. Where will your decisions take me?! Let the voting commence, NOW.