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Shiny Blue Gardevoir
Shiny Blue Gardevoir
It's a trilogy about a dystopia where parents can opt to have their kids 'unwound'--i.e, taken to camps where their organs are harvested to be used in transplants.
The Snom Prince
The Snom Prince
oh...lovely parents sounds awesome though
Shiny Blue Gardevoir
Shiny Blue Gardevoir
There's this guy whose parents had him unwound because he kept getting into fights, a girl chosen to be unwound because she's an orphan, and the orphanage couldn't afford to keep her, and a guy who was destined to be unwound from birth, because of his parents' religion...Plus these bombers planning to blow up the harvest camps with explosives they trigger by clapping
The Snom Prince
The Snom Prince
Clapping activated...smart
Shiny Blue Gardevoir
Shiny Blue Gardevoir
This IS a society where clapping is outlawed, precisely because of the clap-bombers, or clappers
The Snom Prince
The Snom Prince
I FUCKING CAN'T THAT'S BEAUTIFUL
Shiny Blue Gardevoir
Shiny Blue Gardevoir
The clappers clap three times to detonate the explosive chemical implanted in their blood, and then boom
The Snom Prince
The Snom Prince
I just imagined Kids singing churchs songs then someone claps and a nuke goes off
Shiny Blue Gardevoir
Shiny Blue Gardevoir
Kinda the idea, except imagine that those nukes are implanted in the blood of young teens, and they're suicide bombers doing it to blow up a facility that's killing kids and harvesting their organs
The Snom Prince
The Snom Prince
How do you implant bombs in fucking blood?
Shiny Blue Gardevoir
Shiny Blue Gardevoir
They're chemicals, similar to triglycerides in composition. They're implanted through a blood transfusion
The Snom Prince
The Snom Prince
...What?
Shiny Blue Gardevoir
Shiny Blue Gardevoir
Chemical explosives which are administered via a blood transfusion.
The Snom Prince
The Snom Prince
ok I guess?
Shiny Blue Gardevoir
Shiny Blue Gardevoir
Clappers who get caught before clapping cannot be unwound, as the chemicals cannot be flushed out of their blood.
The Snom Prince
The Snom Prince
So they get shot?
Shiny Blue Gardevoir
Shiny Blue Gardevoir
Nope, they can either be imprisoned, or re-claimed by whoever ordered them to be unwound (Usually the parents)
The Snom Prince
The Snom Prince
I don't think the kid would be very happy to see them again
Shiny Blue Gardevoir
Shiny Blue Gardevoir
Probably...
The Snom Prince
The Snom Prince
"YOU TRIED TO KILL ME YOU FUCKHEADS"
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