Pokécharms

Bemmy

Oh yeah, like Payton The Riolu, remember him?

Andrewski

@Orisa oh my goodness, that guy...he actually got banned from DeviantArt immediately following his banishment from Charms XD

StellarWind Elsydeon

Yeah, I heard about that particular idiot's dramafest on Deviantart quite a bit later after KoL vaporized his corpse, but I've heard of it alright. XD

StellarWind Elsydeon

Now imagine having to deal with this sort of idiots for 14+ years now.... Thankfully creatures like Peyton are few and far between, but every once in a while you get a particular brain hero that is just a gift that keeps on giving. @_@

SylvieThePokemonTrainer

Poor Stellar XD

Stargrounds

Well, considering you're one of the founding members along with Linkachu and Doctor Oak (and also Nemesis, but he left quite a while ago) I'd assume you have been armblading n00bs for that long. I still feel kind-of bad for you, having to deal with idiots like that for years now.

StellarWind Elsydeon

Eh, it's just part of the job description. The good news is that for every -complete- idiot that I have to repeatedly armblade there are usually a good number of people who are actually decent. ^^

Bemmy

I got into a private msg argument with him on Christmas Eve last year! I look at his shit insults to cheer myself up from time to time. And I too have looked at his DA redardations and there is a few (a hell of a lot) hate posts on there regarding him.

StellarWind Elsydeon

Some people are just that professionally unpleasant, alas! All we can do is make sure they don't survive long here. ^^

SylvieThePokemonTrainer

Cut the n00bs up into pieces before they evolve into fully fledged noobs!

Andrewski

I feel like there should be a zombie game featuring Stel, but instead of zombies they are n00bs and the only weapon you can use are armblades.

SylvieThePokemonTrainer

That would be freaking awesome. I'd definitely buy it! XD

StellarWind Elsydeon

I get the feeling that would play like a weird mix of the Koei Warriors games with a dash of Prototype. Mind you there'd probably be all sorts of weird biomechanical and plant shenanigans too going on ability-ways.

It'd be therapeutic, for sure. >>

StellarWind Elsydeon

The sad thing is that I can entirely see the opening cutscene. Just. *calm peaceful music, Stretch, yawn*

"Ahh, yet another fine morning on Poke-"

*look out the window... See the derping zombie n00b hordes blathering unintelligibly, yelling at each other, dumpster fires with 'RP' written on the dumpsters*

"-Charms."

SylvieThePokemonTrainer

Magnificent. Perfect. FABULOUS, DARLING!!!!!!!!

StellarWind Elsydeon

*A n00b manages to light itself on fire and run around flailing*

*... Face camera, roll eyes, flip armblades into extended conformation.*

"Naturally. Never a moment's rest around here."

*shrug*

"Ah well."

*Dramatic window jump/biomechanical wing extend/drop down, land, FADE TO LEVEL 1. XD*

Stargrounds

And there should be different characters too. Imagine Linkachu as a side character.

StellarWind Elsydeon

Oh, I can definitely picture other staff members as other playable characters, each with their own battle style. It could have been glorious. XD

Sky_

Oh man, we should so make a RP out of that

But seriously, most of the userbase here is great. I mean, that's why I stuck around. But any forum with "POKE" plastered along the front is guaranteed to attract idiots who go on here to simply do something with their Mary Sues

SageNeb

I’d RP like one of those stand by people just watching the n00bs get destroyed and being like “yo I wish I can do that” and then I try to level up xD