Pokécharms

*shakes head* That was ONIX-pected from you. Well done.

Well, physics is just painful. I mean it megahertz

I was shocked the other day. It still hertz. When I went to the doctor, he asked, "Watt's wrong?" After that, I bolted out of there.

That doc seems like he was approaching his end. Guess we should barium

Skippidypowpow

I need to Raichu a letter. Do you want Papyrus or looseleaf?

Looseleaf. Papyrus gets me a little tea-ed off

Skippidypowpow

Here you go. *hands Lunar a leaf* It didn't fall far from the tree, thank goodness for the winds. (get it? Loose leaf?)

I guess? Lol

Fishykarp

That was terrible... I'm keeping an ion you from now on

I can do worse...Chemistry pick-up lines.

Girl, are you made of Copper and Tellerium? Because you're Cu-Te!

Skippidypowpow

Here's my pickup line I learned from my friend.

Hey, do you have a Band-aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.

Fishykarp

I heard Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It went OK

There wasn't much chemistry between them

Fishykarp

I dunno, apparently they're still talking periodically

Skippidypowpow

There was some reaction about that from others and I wasn't too happy to hear about it.