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Pfft. I have 4th wall break. Besides, I exist in all timelines. So destroying me would cause all timelines to crumble and disappear. Without death, nothing will die. And therefore nothing will decay. And that means there will be no new nutrition. So there will be hunger so crippling no one will be able to lift a finger but never die

nah i'd just press windows > task manager > end task > reboot and bam
all timelines are reset

That means that I'm needed for the existence. Harm me in any way and you will find yourself suffering as well because gods will also be affected by this

y'know i can reverse time right
i can quite physically erase you then go to a point before i erased you
oh you would still be in massive pain but not dead
time control is the gateway to infinite power

Ah, but that would make me be reborn

You know, I'm needed for you and all the other gods for when we are to go to the other side. I have to make sure no one stays behind when it's time. That is also the time I will pass that portal for the last time

*Casually sits back, watches, and drinks soda*

Atleast you're not sipping popcorn like gaming

question: do you play minecraft?
because

No computer. And my wallet only holds the souls of the damned. I don't think anyone would accept that as a currency

i like ya cut g
*slaps you through the timelines*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vySphtpdKLY

*gasps out of boredom and teleport over to my own dimension of death and suffering

i dont think so-
*reverses time to beforehand and throws a copy of minecraft straight into KB's face*
fucking infidel play minecraft

I would, trust me, but I have no money for a pc

*a fully kitted gaming pc is now in front of KB and the internet and wiring is already installed in the realm*
already done

I said that in fourth wall-breaking. In here, I can get as many pc's as I want

stop breaking the damn fourth wall *fixes the fourth wall*

I came in like a wrecking ball!
*annihilates the fourth wall again*

i swear
*makes the 4th wall impenetrable through all timelines then fixes it, before pulling a maul and backflipping over KB and stabbing them with a red dual bladed lightsaber*
get qui-gonned

*magically creates a book of fourth wall breaking*

A giant arm appears out of nowhere and places a chair behind me to which I sit in. The arm grabs my soda glass, refills it, and hands it back to me.

Afterwards I snap my fingers and both the book, and the arm disappear. I sit back ,and continue to watch.

Don't mind me...