Pokécharms

You can't roleplay as me

what about a deadly hare? or a not-so-friendly rabbit? Or the rodent god?

I guess since I can't RP as you, I'll have to think of another sadistic psycho, like Yakumo Oomori from Tokyo Ghoul(guy on the right).
https://semperquondamnumquam.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/tokyo-ghoul-ep12-the-consequences-of-indecision.png

tewi from touhou works
trust me
rabbits are evil

Or Snowball from life of pets.
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speaking of which
zA wArudO
tokI wO tOmArE
*Time stops*
rRRROOOODA ROLLA DA
*Drops a road roller on killerbunny*
MOU OSOI! DASSHUTSU FUKANOUYO!
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
HACHIBYOU KEIKA! UWRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
*Punches the road roller into oblivion taking KB with it*
BUTTSUBUREYO!!!!!!!!
*Time resumes*
Kyubyou keika.
Yatta. Owatta no da.

I remember him from Tokyo Ghoul. He's fine. Roleplay as him. But Snowball is off limits because they hired me to play him. They used a stuntdouble for the cute scenes. And the second movie was done entirely without me.

*is unaffected* I'm a god

I didn't watch the second movie. I really liked Kevin Hart as Snowball. Snowball isn't in part 2?

Yes he is. But remember that he was adopted at the end? No filthy human is allowed to lay hands on me

*grabs KB*
god of time bitch
*curbstomps*

God of death, the dead and bunnies bitch. Meaning that every time a creature (be it human or animal or even grass) dies, I gain more power. The same happens when a bunny is born

considering i control the very substance of your continued existence in this timeline
gg ez