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ThAtGuY101
ThAtGuY101
*machamp continues to laugh*
RenzFlintrock
RenzFlintrock
If Bisharp is at +6 I’m scared. If Zacian-C is at 4x then I’m begging for Mercy. (And Machamp is too)

Also ThAtGuY fun fact: Flareon, a Fox, has higher Attack than a Machamp. (Yknow, the wrestler that can send you over the horizon with one punch?)
ThAtGuY101
ThAtGuY101
I know ,and its frustrating too. Thanks for the reminder Renz...
RenzFlintrock
RenzFlintrock
No problem! Did you know that Purugly is apparently faster than literal jet planes?
ThAtGuY101
ThAtGuY101
Mega latios and latias are flying ,and a purugly casually runs ahead of them.

Meanwhile, electrode is the fourth fastest pokémon ever.

deoxys(speed) at #1, ninjask at #2 ,and pheromosa at #3.
RenzFlintrock
RenzFlintrock
Indeed. But seriously man, Electrode is scary. You’re just sitting outside when over the horizon comes a speeding ball of cheeky death Bomb.
ThAtGuY101
ThAtGuY101
AriaNights
AriaNights
You’re laughing. Bisharp got OHKO’d by a +4 Machamp and you’re laughing.
RenzFlintrock
RenzFlintrock
Not when the Bisharp has a Focus Sash!
AriaNights
AriaNights
That’s true, but my Galvantula already has that! I have to get Sticky Web out somehow, don’tcha know.
RenzFlintrock
RenzFlintrock
That’s true. I assume you run Compound Eyes + Thunder + Thunder Wave + Sticky Web?
Gamingfan
Gamingfan
*Wheezes in focus sash Marshadow*
*Wheezes in mach punch*
*Wheezes in toxapex*
*Wheezes in Multiscale Dragonite*
AriaNights
AriaNights
CmpdEyes + Energy Ball + Bug Buzz + Volt Switch + Sticky Web. Generally speaking, my little guy goes nuts until they die.
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