Pokécharms

Oh no oh no oh no...

*presses button on gun, teleporting me behind gamingfan*

Insert cocky line here.

*slams gun into back of their neck*

Gamingfan

You forget one thing.
I am kirby and arceus combined.
I DON"T HAVE A NECK!
*Laughs evilly as I cut the devourer of gods.*
That's my title!

SharpShotInteleon

Oh damn. But you forget another thing too. I come from terraria. I have an army!

*a full swarm of eyes of angry eyes of Cthulhus flies at Gamingfan.*

Get ‘em boys!

Gamingfan

*Brainwashes them so they attack everyone*

SharpShotInteleon

Brainwashing, eh. Well, let’s get brainwashing from the source, hm?

*a giant brain of Cthulhu flies toward Gamingfan, creepers wrapping around them.*

Gamingfan

*uses blizzard, and freezes everything around*

SharpShotInteleon

*loads up a snowman cannon, and fires a barrage of snowman rockets at gamingfan, as a large worm bursts from underground.*

Gamingfan

*Uses sunny day, melting the ice, and used surf, sending all the water and worms at SSI*

SharpShotInteleon

* the pirates roll up, and I hop on board the flying dutchman*

Gamingfan

*Succs the ghost with a vacuum.*

SharpShotInteleon

* the pirates get angry and attack, as a Martian saucer picks me up*

Schrift

I should make this into an rp

Also *Pulls out a tub and a toaster*

Who likes soggy bread?

SharpShotInteleon

Please do make this an rp.

*reloads gun* I swear to the moon lord that, if you put that bread in that tub, i will personally come over there, and fire barbed wire at you. Stop it.

Schrift

*Takes out a fork and spreads bath water over the toast*

Check mate

Gamingfan

What he said.

Except it's mostly because I'm a sadist.

SharpShotInteleon

*points gun at schrift*

I warned you, you absolute creature. Now, you get to taste barbed wire. Enjoy! Or not, I don't really care. Now, eat this wire.

*fires barbed wire at schrift*

Schrift

*Uses the wire as a shoelace*

I guess this is metal

SharpShotInteleon

*reloads gun*

*fires gun, firing magnets at the barbed wire shoelaces, sticking industrial grade magnets on schrift's feet*

Gamingfan

*Begins casually sipping popcorn*

Schrift

*Takes off shoes*

I barely wear shoes anyway