*Returns with a court forehand*
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SharpShotInteleon
Not bad, reality breaker. But not good enough!
*hits the ball with full force*
*hits the ball with full force*
Gamingfan
*Teleports ball behind you, momentum and all.*
SharpShotInteleon
*narrowly dodges, firing a round of metal plating at the ball, slowing it down. Picks up the ball, hands hurting, and chucks it into the air*
Now, let’s finish this!
*fires an actual bullet*
Now, let’s finish this!
*fires an actual bullet*
Gamingfan
*Eats bullet, and uses judgement, splitting the ball and sending light blasts falling from above.*
SharpShotInteleon
*puts on sunglasses*
If it’s light, then making it dark should lessen it’s effects.
If it’s light, then making it dark should lessen it’s effects.
Gamingfan
Fair enough. But why are your glasses on fire?
SharpShotInteleon
Because they’re just so hot- oh dear god!
*fires a blast of water on the glasses, soaking them and me*
*fires a blast of water on the glasses, soaking them and me*
Gamingfan
*Summons thunder to strike where you stand.*
SharpShotInteleon
Haha! You fool! I have this!
*pulls out kite*
*pulls out kite*
Gamingfan
*Summons a small volcano out of mouth, and begins firing lava*
SharpShotInteleon
*fires more water from the gun, rapidly cooling the lava, turning it into obsidian*
Gamingfan
*Shoots obsidian with Obsidian sniper (Patent Pending)*
SharpShotInteleon
*reloads gun, firing diamond pick axes at the obsidian.*
Gamingfan
*Reverts obsidian back to lava*
SharpShotInteleon
Huh. It’s either obsidian or lava- oh. Haha!
*fires metal plates around the lava, encasing it*
*fires metal plates around the lava, encasing it*
Gamingfan
*Superheats lava, melting the metal*
SharpShotInteleon
*throws a literal fridge full of ice at the superheated lava, inexplicably cooling it down*
Gamingfan
*Throws a giant volcano at the fridge, inexplicable melting it, and groups all the lava into a giant ball.*
HOT YEET!
HOT YEET!
Let’s play!
*hits the ball back*