Pokécharms

Slept like I had nothing to worry about except shitting and eating (^-^)

BurbleBurble

To be fair, when people say you sleep like a log, they don't mean your sleeping akin to a cylindrical piece of wood. Metaphors are weird.

Le Marsouin

*Augúran hands a note partly covered in radioactive saliva* I mean, sleeping like a bear would really mean being able to hold it for at least three months on end.

Inkage

xD

Le Marsouin

*a baby Cranidos hands a note while sucking on a bottle of warm milk* Sleeping like a star would mean that you would be burning hydrogen and being over a thousand kelvin.

Inkage

Sleeping like the moon Mean's you Only slept during the Day, And hung around In space during the Night

Le Marsouin

*the baby Cranidos notices his bottle is empty after quickly finishing it, as he plays with some blocks* Sleeping like a dog would mean wildly rolling around, sniffing leftovers and barking every five seconds.

Inkage

Yes. And sleeping like a Log would Meen you get used as a Bridge, Go in mud, and Get sat on during a Campfire.

Le Marsouin

*the baby Cranidos rolls his eyes since the log already got used in a prior statement* Sleeping like a Snorlax would mean being massively huge and making loud sounds every nanosecond. (Yes, someone told my cousin that he slept like that last week.)

Shiny Blue Gardevoir

Sleeping like my cat would mean curling up under the chair in my room, and purring loudly