Dear Google, just because I like Fire Emblem doesn't mean I want Anime X Girls seriously stop what is wrong with you Ad generator
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Le Marsouin
*Jigacho decides to join along while speaking into his translator* Just because I'm looking up on my little tablet on how to avoid doctor appointments doesn't mean that you should be giving me ads for medicine Google...
Shiny Blue Gardevoir
And while we're at it, Google, stop trying to convince me that I'm dying whenever I'm sick. I had a headache, you told me I had an aneurysm...
Le Marsouin
*Letterman comes over after finishing his small bowl of alphabet soup* I suppose I'll give my two cents here. So Google, could you explain the ads for anger therapy just for me looking up some swear words in foreign languages?
Shiny Blue Gardevoir
Or the lovepanky adverts, for when I was looking up ways to develop the romance in my novel?
Le Marsouin
*Aquaman comes over after Letterman walks away to get more alphabet soup, as a lot of water comes out of Aquaman's spout* Drip... I looked up how to stop crying so much and it gave me an ad for tissues... *woosh* *spurt spurt*
Shiny Blue Gardevoir
Well, there's something that Google got right, at least...
Le Marsouin
*Aquaman rolls his eyes while a lot more water comes out of his spout as he covers the front part of his helmet tank with his hands* Tissues won't exactly help when all the other Navis can't go into Cyberworld just because of me crying so much...
Yaspen
Dear Google, just because I roleplay doesn't mean I want to see your ads for 18+ games and that shit.
Sincerely, someone on a school computer that would like to NOT have those rights revoked.
Sincerely, someone on a school computer that would like to NOT have those rights revoked.
Le Marsouin
*Tyler comes over while nervously speaking in his translator* Google, please stop giving me ads for toilets and plumbing even though I don't like being a little baby Pokémon since I can't even drink out of a regular cup yet...
Shiny Blue Gardevoir
Dear google, why the bloody hell are you showing me adverts for maternity clothes? I don't even want kids!
Yaspen
Probably correlates with the status post lmao