Crush a wish!

[Secad MS]

Granted, but it's poison.

I wish I could stop being so anxious about schoolwork.

 

[Perfect-Chao]

Granted but you get anxious about your friends now

i wish that i could come up with a good custom trainer description

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but then the sprite stinks.

I wish I had a pet gerbil.

(wait, I already have one! Oh, well.)

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but it dies in a freak accident on the wheel. (I'm sorry. :'( the same thing happened to my hamster. His name was Tarzan. :'()

I wish my friend was in the same class as me. :-\

 

[victorygurl]

Granted but then you two have a huge fight and hate each other (My deepest apologies


I wish that my neighbors werent evil and their dogs would stop trying to attake me for no reason

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, they love you so much it makes you sick. And the dogs now attack you because you keep hiding meat in your pockets (maybe that's why they are attacking you in the first place)

I wish I had a magic carpet

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but Aladdin stole it from you to replace the one he lost. (sorry.)

I wish for a strawberry shortcake ice cream. ;D

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but someone else eats it

I wish I could work in a cake factory

 

[Weeds]

Granted, but your boss hates you and hires assasins to take you down.

I wish school was a lot more fun.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but you don't learn anything and can't get a good job

I wish my rouder wasn't defective (I now have to compete with my mom, dad, and brother for the family computer rather than get on the internet on my laptop when ever I feel like it >)

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but your laptop is broken so you have to keep fighting for the family computer (sorry)

I wish there was one more day in the week so it can be part of the weekend

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but it's a day in the middle of the week.

I wish I had Microsoft Word 2003. :-\

 

[Perfect-Chao]

(me too) Granted, but now everyone else uses 2007

i wish i had a drink of water.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

[(My professor said it has to be saved as Microsoft 2003 to send it through an attachment on campus cruiser. (the college site.) I have Microsoft works! > I have to use my grandma's computer or the computer at the college library. > I'm so mad! I rather just type and print it, but my professor just has to be stubborn about it. GRRRR!!!]

Granted, but it's tainted water. (Sorry.)

I wish I had Powerpoint. (I need that, too, in a few weeks.)

 

[Perfect-Chao]

Granted but the programe fails when you try to use it.

i wish i had passed my citezenship GCSE (i got an E )

 

[Brendan Savem]

(powerpoint gives me some embarrasing memories...)

Granted, but you still need to do something about maths and science

I wish I remembered how to animate

 

[Perfect-Chao]

(hahaha no i dont i passed them. so i got an un-crushed wish)

Granted, but you forget how to draw.

i wish that the chat wern't dead

 

[Brendan Savem]

(well I didn't even know what GCSE means, so what was I to do? And I don't know how to draw anyway)

Granted, but people are posting every nanosecond and it makes your computer really slow

I wish I had control over time

 

[Perfect-Chao]

ah well looks like we both got un-crashed wishes then.

Granted, but you Dailga come to eat you (i dont know)

i wish that i had a something to do

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, you run into walls hoping to make it rain ducks (oddly enough)

I wish I could turn into anything I want

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but you forget what your original form looked like

I wish my hot dogs would hurry up and boil

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted. but when you take it out, you drop it and the boiling water burns your foot (plus your hot dogs are now spoilt by your smelly feet)

I wish the burger I had for dinner was bigger

 

[DayU]

Granted, but you couldn't finish it.

I wish I would make more wishes on here and not make you all think I like died.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but everyone else leaves. (Sorry.)

I wish I had Pokemon Platinum already and understood Japanese.

 

[Luigi777]

Granted, but the Platinum you obtained is in German.

I wish my friends would email me more often.

 

[victorygurl]

Granted, but it is all forwarded spam...ick


I wish I could remember for sure what sound Persian makes

 

[Luigi777]

You do, but the sound makes you barf.

I wish I could live all out, and not have to be so reserved or foolihh at times.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but people hate you for it

I wish my cat wasn't so persistant in asking for attention (I keep having ramdom things appearing on my keyboard when he sits on it)

 

[victorygurl]

Granted, instead you get the lazy bum of i have for a cat in the mail and have to deal with the fact he only sleeps and only moves to eat and drink...just goes when and were he wants too

I wish that the internet was not for porn as the song im listening to says

 

[Brendan Savem]

(AAAHH!! You're not supposed to be on those kind of websites!)

Granted, but the song now says that your garden is for porn

I wish I could crush that wish without saying the cursed word

 

[victorygurl]

((o_0 i ahd been on youtube not a that kinda site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ew *cringe* ))

Granted, the wish never existed it only existed in your mind

i wish the topic would be changed!

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, now we are talking about a kamikaze called Micky and he ate a bathtub of baked beans then farted until... I don't know what happens next :-\

I wish the belly drum counted as a musical instrument. (the possibilities would be endless... *starts playing 'Celebration' with my belly*)

 

[Perfect-Chao]

Granted but you hit it too hard and it falls off

i wish that people would stop thinking that just because you have an AR you hack pokemon. (Which i dont)

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but now they think you hack the internet. (Not good. Sorry.)

I wish for my friend to come to my house today.

 

[Perfect-Chao]

(i can live with that)

Granted but there have nits

i wish that i could win at game

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but the game is to loose it so you lost technically.

I wish I didn't have a post-nasal drip. :'(

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, because you don't have a nose anymore (sorry)

I wish nobody would care if I ran around in a speedo shouting 'Get in my belly!'

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

*Eye twitch* That's a horrible wish! Not granted.
Gratned'd. People do care, but your in an insane asylum swim pool area. So they know your crazy and can live with it.

I wish Brendan didn't wish that wish.

 

[victorygurl]

Granted, but Brendan is put in jail for badmouthin a cop 0.o

I wish that that wish crush wasnt so cruel

 

[Chibi]

Granted. It's only 0.0000001 percent less cruel. ;D (Got what he deserves for wishing such a bad wish)

I wish there was no school